Roger Goodell will eventually implement two Monday Night Football games every single week

I'm calling it in the future, it might not be next year, might not be the year after Goodell's gonna want to try to get two Monday night football games. And the fact that these two games [Giants/Packers and Titans/Dolphins] were so good, it's gonna make him think like this was the best idea of all time.

The Bears must beat the Browns to realistically consider themselves a playoff contender

They have to beat the Browns. If they don't beat the Browns, then it's just like, this is all, this is all, but if they beat the Browns, then I'm gonna start thinking about playoffs. But it has to, you have to get through that hurdle. And the Browns are really good to get to a point where I can start realistically, like I'm having fun with 'in the hunt.' I'm not actually thinking playoffs right now.

The Philadelphia Eagles are actually frauds

Are the Eagles frauds? Are the Eagles frauds? [Max: No.] Are the Eagles frauds? [Max: Yes, like you guys like set this whole thing up.]

Big Cat and PFT having a New York Times bestseller marks the decline of society

But you guys having a New York Times bestseller is a mark of the decline of society. You two are barely literate... let alone everybody who works here, it's fucking insane... This is the kind of work that's like to get a C minus in a community college history paper.

Caleb Williams is a massive bust and a piece of shit.

That's why Caleb's a piece of shit. He's a fucking bust. And I, I was about to just hit PFT for no reason. But you didn't say anything. Please don't say something. I was, I was getting worked up...

Successful, handsome athletes like the Kelce brothers should stay out of podcasting because this industry is meant for rats.

Am I mad at the Kelce Brothers for coming into podcasting? Of course. Yeah. As we've said, this is for the rats. Yes. This is the sewer of entertainment. You shouldn't get to be Taylor Swift's husband. A handsome athlete. Your brother's an All-Pro Super Bowl winner, like with a beautiful family. Stay outta podcasting. You cocksuckers. This is for us.