Deion Sanders is Father of the Year for getting his son, a fifth-round talent, mocked as a first-round draft pick

Deion Sanders actually father of the year because he got his fourth round son mocked as a first rounder. Yeah. That's pretty crazy. You don't usually have that happen where a guy ends up going pick 144 is mocked in a lot of mocks as a first rounder. So credit to Deion.

Jalen Milroe is an incredible athlete but struggles to throw the football consistently

Jalen Milroe is an incredible athlete. You could be like, 'Hey, the upside makes sense.' [Milroe] struggles to throw the football at times and that's what a quarterback should do.

Joe Flacco will start Week 1 for the Cleveland Browns over Deshaun Watson and Dylan Gabriel

I think that [Joe] Flacco might start week one. And Flacco is an big underdog to do that too. I think he was like, plus seven 50 last I checked. Yeah. So I, I like the quarterback room.

Big Cat and PFT having a New York Times bestseller marks the decline of society

But you guys having a New York Times bestseller is a mark of the decline of society. You two are barely literate... let alone everybody who works here, it's fucking insane... This is the kind of work that's like to get a C minus in a community college history paper.

Caleb Williams is a massive bust and a piece of shit.

That's why Caleb's a piece of shit. He's a fucking bust. And I, I was about to just hit PFT for no reason. But you didn't say anything. Please don't say something. I was, I was getting worked up...

Successful, handsome athletes like the Kelce brothers should stay out of podcasting because this industry is meant for rats.

Am I mad at the Kelce Brothers for coming into podcasting? Of course. Yeah. As we've said, this is for the rats. Yes. This is the sewer of entertainment. You shouldn't get to be Taylor Swift's husband. A handsome athlete. Your brother's an All-Pro Super Bowl winner, like with a beautiful family. Stay outta podcasting. You cocksuckers. This is for us.