Morning international games ruin the day for functional human beings

When you have the morning game, it fucks up your entire day as a functional human being. You wake up early, you can't do anything because you're watching the football game. And then guess what? When that football game's over, you have to watch another football game. Roger Goodell hates church.

The Steelers offense is for real now that Aaron Rodgers is getting the ball out fast

Steelers offense actually looked for real. Maybe this is what the Steelers offense is going to be, is Aaron Rodgers getting the ball out insanely fast. I think I saw the stat, it was 2.17 seconds to throw. He just was whipping it around. It didn't matter because the Steelers' offense looked better than it has in a while.

Mike Tomlin absolutely lives in his fears despite his favorite catchphrase

Mike Tomlin, one of his favorite quotes to say is, 'we don't live in our fears.' Bullshit, dude. You do live in your fears. You had a fourth and maybe a half a yard on the opponent's 39 yard line and you punted. Everyone in the world is going for this. Just maybe go for it.

LeBron James might retire from the NBA this summer to just play golf

I think there's no way he goes to Cleveland 'cause the weather's not nice enough in the winter. With that being said, I think it's because he just wants to keep playing golf. He may just still retire. Like if he has a great summer and he is like, wow, I've been really enjoying hanging out with the boys. Why do I have to go back to basketball?

The opposing goalie intentionally let Lionel Messi's free kick go in.

I think he made a cho there. He may have made a choice right there in that moment. I know there's a couple angles where you don't believe it, but then there's like one or two where it's like, oh, he just sold. Like he just, yeah.

Floyd Mayweather will face up to 20 years in prison for writing a bad check to a jeweler

A lot of times when Floyd runs into these money trouble, it's like a civil court or like some other kind of crimes that he's able to like get, get done with, with lawyers. This time they're, they're coming after him with felonies boys. 18 months ago he wrote a bad check to a jeweler New Year's Eve to get a watch for about $200,000. 18 months later he is still not responding to him. ... I'll say it. He could be doing 20 years.