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L. Ron MexicoJim Harbaugh Will Smack Your Jaw
This that Jim Harbaugh that'll smack your jaw.
L. Ron MexicoUnsubscribe Then Subscribe — That's The Motto
Unsubscribe, then subscribe, baby, that's the motto.
L. Ron MexicoWe Like Our Apples Unwashed And Bought On The Side Of The Road
We like our apples like we like our clothes: unwashed and bought on the side of the road.
L. Ron MexicoPull Up At The Cincinnati Zoo And Pay Our Respects
Pull up at the zoo, pay our respects.
L. Ron MexicoSkyline Chili Is Thicker Than Chris Sabo's Rec Specs
Skyline thicker than Chris Sabo's rec specs.
L. Ron MexicoPiss In Your Pants Just To Make A Statement
Piss in your pants just to make a statement.
L. Ron MexicoGrit Is Undrafted Slow-Twitch Muscle Fibers
This is undrafted slow twitch muscle fibers.
L. Ron MexicoUse Your One Phone Call From Jail On Mike And Mike
It's getting locked up for getting hyped tonight and using your one call on Mike and Mike.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead In The I-Formation Is What Grit Looks Like
This is Woodhead in the I-formation. This is the coach's son, son.
L. Ron MexicoZack Hample Belongs In A Garbage Can
First name Marlins, last name Man, I'll stuff Zack Hample in a garbage can.
L. Ron MexicoLady Luck Smiled Down On The Viet Cong When Marlins Man Missed Vietnam
I was one year late for Vietnam. Lady Luck smiled down on the Viet Cong.
L. Ron MexicoThe Marlins Man Beef Is About Jealousy, Not The Troops
It's not about the troops, it's jealousy.
L. Ron MexicoAsk Brady, Marino, Wade, And LeBron About Me And Your Mom
So call Brady, Marino, Wade and LeBron. And ask 'em 'bout me and your mom.
L. Ron MexicoRG3 Should Respect Shanahan
Respect Shanahan, I don't plan to scram.
L. Ron MexicoQuarterbacks Are Overpaid — Just Hand It To Woodhead
Overpaid quarterback with the eight-figure salary. Hand it to the man with the Energizer battery.
L. Ron MexicoDanny Woodhead Protects The Shield
He's Woodhead, he protects the shield. He's Woodhead, and he wrecks the field.
L. Ron MexicoWoodhead Is Rushin' And Wet Like Putin In The Rain
Working up a sweat, moving the chains. He's rushin' and wet, like Putin in the rain.
L. Ron MexicoBeing Christian And Being Elite Are One And The Same
Christian and elite, those are one and the same.