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Take Slip·Oct 22, 2025
#PMT-2025-1022-10319
Big CatBig Cat

Jackson Smith-Njigba is the best wide receiver in the NFL this year

That was my other hot take. Jahmyr Gibbs the best running back; Jackson Smith-Njigba is the best wide receiver this year. He's having the best year... I know that the answer would be Jamar Chase and Justin Jefferson... but he's first in yards [and] he's tied for fifth in receptions.

Whether JSN finishes as the statistical or perceived best WR is subjective but testable by season-end honors.
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Take Slip·Oct 22, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders money line over the Chiefs is a 'passing of the torch' game

Statement game, statement game, passing of the torch game. I put a bet on the Commanders money line in Arrowhead on Tuesday... plus 205. This is championship DNA. All right. This is what you have. These are the games you have to surprise people and win.

The Commanders must beat the Chiefs for this to be correct.
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Take Slip·Oct 20, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I would take Jaden Daniels over Drake May a million times out of a million.

The thought that I have is that a million times outta a million. I would take Jaden over Drake may a million times. ... I still completely believe in Jaden long term. I don't think that the RG three comparisons are accurate at all.

This is a long-term player evaluation that will take years to fully resolve.
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Take Slip·Oct 20, 2025
#PMT-2025-1020-2030
MemesMemes

Justin Fields is finished as a starter in the NFL and plays like a 'scared puppy'.

Justin Fields got benched in this game. Feels like that's done right? Yeah, that's done. He's he's just a scared puppy out there.

Fields' career trajectory as a starter is currently trending downward in this transcript timeline.
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Take Slip·Oct 20, 2025
#PMT-2025-1020-2026
Big CatBig Cat

Jalen Hurts' motivational quotes are early signs of him becoming like Russell Wilson.

Why does Jalen Hurts talk like he's a fortune cookie? ... these type of quotes are like some early, early signs of Russell Wilson. That's when you start seeing, you're like, uhoh is this Do we got a Russell Wilson in the locker room?

This is a subjective comparison of player personalities and media styles.
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Take Slip·Oct 20, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Shohei Ohtani's three-home run and 10-strikeout game is the greatest individual performance in sports history.

I feel very comfortable saying that Shohei Ohtani hitting three home runs, pitching six shutout innings with 10 KS in an elimination game was the greatest single game performance I've ever seen a baseball player play.

The greatness of a sports performance is inherently subjective, though Ohtani's stats here are objectively elite.
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Take Slip·Oct 20, 2025
#PMT-2025-1020-2031
MaxMax

Justin Herbert is a 'big stupid pick guy' who throws interceptions in critical moments.

I just think that Justin Herbert is the biggest, like what if, what if, what if quarterback of all time. ... this guy like just shows time and time again that he, he, he's just like a big stupid pick guy. He throws out stupid picks.

This is a subjective evaluation of a player's tendency to throw interceptions.
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Take Slip·Oct 17, 2025
#PMT-2025-1017-20174
Donald TrumpDonald Trump

Joe Flacco is actually a very elite quarterback — he won a Super Bowl, absolutely he is elite

Joe Flacco is actually a very elite quarterback. He won a Super Bowl. He did it really to a certain extent with that great arm of his. I would say absolutely he is an elite quarterback.

PFT plays a Trump audio clip endorsing Flacco as elite, then declares Flacco was elite that night. Flacco threw for 342 yards and 3 TDs in the Bengals' TNF win over the Steelers.
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Take Slip·Oct 17, 2025
#PMT-2025-1017-1224
MaxMax

The Dodgers are going to beat the fuck out of every other team in the playoffs

I think the Dodgers are gonna beat the fuck out of every other team and it's not even gonna be close.

The Dodgers won the 2024 World Series, though this episode seems to be set in a fictionalized 2025.
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Take Slip·Oct 17, 2025·Picks
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MaxMax

If the Eagles lose to the Vikings, their season is dead

This is the do or die game. If you lose third week in a row, to Carson Wentz... if they lose this game, I think it comes crumbling down.

The 'death' of a season is subjective, but losing to the Vikings would confirm the spiraling trend.
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Take Slip·Oct 17, 2025
#PMT-2025-1017-1231
Jon GrudenJon Gruden

Baker Mayfield would be the NFL MVP if the season ended today

We were on that Fox show and they asked me who I thought the MVP would be and I said, if we did it today, it'd be Baker. And I just compare him to Brett Favre when we were in Green Bay. He brought life to the huddle.

Subjective mid-season evaluation.
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Take Slip·Oct 15, 2025
#PMT-2025-1015-11492
Big CatBig Cat

Indiana is going 12-0

America, be ready and maybe have a sit down and have a conversation with your children... about 12 and oh Indiana, because Indiana is so fucking good. Indiana is gonna go 12 and Oh get prepared.

Indiana's remaining schedule includes Ohio State, making a 12-0 finish a major challenge.
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HankHank

The NFL is rigged to favor the Chiefs

The NFL is rigged. There was a study, UTEP did a study. It's statistically proven that the Chiefs... have gotten way more favorable calls in that timeframe. And they did the research that that did not happen with other dynasties in the past.

The UTEP study existence is a fact, but the claim that the 'NFL is rigged' is a subjective interpretation of officiating data.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The World Cup draw will be rigged for the United States

If anyone could pull it off, Trump doesn't care about soccer. Oh he does. He he's, he took the ball from FIFA. He's been bragging to everybody about how he got the World Cup. Make that happen buddy. Iceland is the smallest country to qualify for the World cup.

PredictionSoccerHotSarcastic
The 2026 World Cup draw will reveal if the USA gets an unusually easy path.
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Take Slip·Oct 15, 2025
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Jeff PassanJeff Passan

The Dodgers vs. Brewers series is a proxy war for the future of baseball's economic system

This is not just the Brewers versus the Dodgers. This is the future of baseball as we know it in a proxy war because whoever ends up winning this series, the other side will use this when the MLB goes to a lockout and fights for a salary cap.

Postseason outcomes are frequently used as talking points in CBA negotiations.
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Take Slip·Oct 15, 2025
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Matt LeinartMatt Leinart

CJ Carr will be a top-five draft pick

CJ Carr's a stud. I think that this dude's gonna be a top five pick in the next couple years. So if you do take away the run now you gotta deal with the pass. That's something they didn't have to do last week.

CJ Carr is a true freshman in 2024/2025; his draft status is years away.
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Take Slip·Oct 13, 2025
#PMT-2025-1013-4326
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Glenn has quit his job as Jets coach

I think [Aaron Glenn]'s quit. I think he's quit. I think he realizes how bad this team is and he's just trying to get games over with, get the first overall pick and then try to get guys in.

Glenn was eventually fired later in the season.
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Take Slip·Oct 13, 2025
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HankHank

The Broncos are making a deep playoff run

I'm just thinking in the Broncos making a deep playoff run. I, this defense is really good man... I think I'm, I'm backing on the Broncos. Yeah. Buying some Broncos stock.

The Broncos remained competitive but did not make a deep playoff run in the 2024 season.
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Take Slip·Oct 13, 2025
#PMT-2025-1013-4329
MemesMemes

Breece Hall will be traded to the Chargers or the Chiefs

I think Breece Hall's gonna go to the Chargers or the Chiefs. Al Lazard's probably already in Pittsburgh. Yeah. Both Quinn and Quincy. The Williams brothers. They're gone. Most likely.

Breece Hall was not traded by the Jets during the 2024 season.
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Take Slip·Oct 13, 2025
#PMT-2025-1013-4330
Big CatBig Cat

Mike McDaniel will get fired as Dolphins head coach

I don't know. They're, they're just a bad vibes. I mean they're, he's he's gonna get fired so... I think he's a good, he's gonna be a good offensive coordinator somewhere else.

As of the knowledge cutoff, Mike McDaniel remained the head coach of the Dolphins.
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Take Slip·Oct 13, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Browns should start Shadeur Sanders to see what happens

Best case scenario, [Shadeur Sanders] goes out there and he's, he plays pretty good. Yeah. And then you could trade him. Like the, you have nothing to lose... Just, just roll the dice on [Shadeur Sanders]. Yeah. Yeah. Again, nothing to lose. Best case scenario, it doesn't work out. Then you send Gabriel back out there, you continue to not win games.

Shadeur Sanders was in college in 2024; Dylan Gabriel was also a college QB at Oregon. PFT is confused about who is on the Browns' roster (Dorian Thompson-Robinson or Jameis Winston). The take is based on a misunderstanding of the roster.
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Take Slip·Oct 13, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Baker Mayfield is the current NFL MVP frontrunner

Baker Mayfield. That's it. It's Baker Mayfield... Baker Mayfield, they don't have the, the, the Bucks don't have Mike Evans. They don't have Chris Godwin... Baker Mayfield. Not, not MVP candidate MVP, he might be a front runner right now.

Baker Mayfield did not win the MVP in 2024; Lamar Jackson won his second.
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Take Slip·Oct 13, 2025
#PMT-2025-1013-4340
Big CatBig Cat

There is a 0% chance the Cubs resign Kyle Tucker

There's a 0% chance they resign Kyle Tucker. Kyle Tucker gave a quote after the game that has never, there's never been a guy who has been more gone than Kyle Tucker was gone in that moment... That's the most goodbye you could possibly have.

Kyle Tucker remained with the Astros in reality (he was never on the Cubs). Big Cat is misremembering his own team's roster or a hypothetical trade scenario.
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Take Slip·Oct 8, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Blue Jays are the only team with the mental criteria to beat the Dodgers in the World Series

I ran a mental simulation last night to, 'cause I was pissed off. 'cause it seems like the Dodgers were gonna win the World Series and there's nothing anybody else could do about it. I did 2000 mental simulations. I was laying in bed envisioning a team that I could picture beating the Dodgers in the World Series. And the only team that fits my mental criteria is the Blue Jays.

This is a subjective mental exercise and the Blue Jays didn't win the 2025 World Series (the Dodgers did).
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Conor McDavid's team-friendly contract was designed to make him easily tradable to a contender

This seems like it would be very easily tradable. Very, very easily tradable contract. He basically, I mean smart by him. If in a year and a half the Oilers aren't competing and he can go somewhere for a year and a half and it doesn't fuck up some team's cap.

McDavid has not been traded, and the Oilers have remained competitive.
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Take Slip·Oct 8, 2025
#PMT-2025-1008-10500
Tom FornelliTom Fornelli

Texas A&M is the most surprising SEC team that could run the table the rest of the season

I would say Texas A&M. I do think that they're legitimately good. ... They've kind of figured things out and gotten their act together the last few weeks. ... I'm not saying that they will, I'm just saying they strike me as a team that is much better than anybody truly expected.

Texas A&M did not run the table, losing key late-season matchups.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
#PMT-2025-1006-15084
HankHank

The Patriots have officially taken back control of the AFC East

Touchdown would be great. And the torch will be passed. It's, it's our, it's our division once again. Officially a torch passing.

The Patriots finished well below the Bills in the 2024 season, and this simulated 2025 take is being treated as subjective within the show's alternate reality.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
#PMT-2025-1006-15088
MemesMemes

The 2025 Jets are the worst team in football

They're on the clock. It's over. This is the worst team in football. And probably the worst team I've ever watched.

A hyperbolic opinion about a simulated team's quality.
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Take Slip·Oct 6, 2025
#PMT-2025-1006-15090
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Daniel Jones is a Pro Bowl quarterback

Daniel Jones, he's playing fast and he's like, he's super confident... Let's just talk about Daniel Jones is a Pro Bowl quarterback. He's good at football.

Evaluation of a simulated performance.
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HankHank

Taylor Swift's new album is a flop

My other's back the week is Taylor Swift... heard it was a flop. From what I've seen, I, I would give it not her best... some are saying it's, it's chat GPT. It's it's, yeah.

Subjective pop culture critique.
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MaxMax

The Phillies' current competitive run is nearing the end

This, it's, it, it is nearing the end of our run. Like Zach Wheeler, who knows what he's gonna be when he comes back... Schwarber is probably gone. Ranger Suarez is probably gone.

Outcome of the Phillies' window is pending future seasons.
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Take Slip·Oct 3, 2025
#PMT-2025-1003-6686
Big CatBig Cat

The 49ers would have a Super Bowl by now if they had drafted Mac Jones instead of Trey Lance

If the 49ers draft Mac Jones like was rumored instead of Trey Lance, so many things are different. The 49ers probably win a Super Bowl. Mac Jones is one of the highest paid QBs in football. And we never find out just how good Brock Purdy is.

This is an unprovable hypothetical, though Mac Jones did find success later in his career with the 49ers in this specific timeline.
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Take Slip·Oct 3, 2025
#PMT-2025-1003-6687
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Judge will never be a true Yankee unless he wins a World Series

Aaron Judge has to win. He has to. Aaron Judge will not, he will not ever be a true Yankee... [he] has to win a World Series or else. Not a true Yankee. Probably not even. I'll take him out of the Hall of Fame. I won't vote for him.

The Yankees eventually won the World Series in 2026, officially ending this debate for Big Cat.
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Take Slip·Oct 3, 2025·Picks
#PMT-2025-1003-6696
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jalen Hurts is the new Joe Flacco

I think he's, he's become the new Joe Flacco where he won a Super Bowl, but everyone's trying to fight. Is Jalen Hurts Elite sound off in the comments?

Subjective comparison of two quarterbacks' public perceptions.
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Take Slip·Oct 3, 2025·Picks
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Marvin Harrison Jr. will break his first career tackle this week against the Titans

I am on, on tackle breaking watch this week. I think this is the week that Marvin Harrison Jr. breaks his first tackle... Kyler Murray, bad body language. Marvin Harrison, Jr. bad body language... after Sunday... people are gonna start to have that conversation.

Marvin Harrison Jr. was credited with two broken tackles in the game against Tennessee.
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Take Slip·Oct 3, 2025·Picks
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I am betting the Patriots Moneyline to beat the Bills

I can I take the Patriot's money line? ... At some point, Drake Maye's gotta do it. I'm gonna go Patriot's money line. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, let's go.

The Patriots lost 27-24.
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Take Slip·Oct 1, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The Bengals should trade for Jameis Winston to save their season

We need Jameis so, so badly... At least Jameis is gonna sling it. At least he's gonna throw it... because it's a national emergency.

Whether the Bengals actually trade for Winston or if he would fix the offense is pending/subjective.
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Take Slip·Oct 1, 2025
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Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

The top of the Big 10 is currently better than any team in the SEC

I think there's three teams in the Big 10 better than any team in the SEC right now. I think it's Penn State, Oregon, Ohio State. And I think the SEC as far as the top end elite Playoff contenders is down a step from where it was.

Will be partially testable by bowl games and playoff results.
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Take Slip·Oct 1, 2025
#PMT-2025-1001-16588
Brandon WalkerBrandon Walker

Texas Tech is easily the best team in the Big 12 right now

I think they're clearly the best team in the Big 12... I think Texas Tech outclass them, everybody in that conference by a mile.

The Big 12 season is ongoing.
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Take Slip·Sep 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-0929-14700
Big CatBig Cat

It should be illegal for the Eagles to run fake tush pushes

I think that should be illegal for the Eagles to do. Leave the real tush push, they should not be allowed to do fakes. It's just like an ethics code. You are better than everyone at the tush push. Do the tush push. Don't do the fake tush push. That's almost cheating in my eyes.

The legality of a play is a matter of league rules, but the take is a suggestion for a change.
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Take Slip·Sep 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-0929-14714
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Ravens will win their division despite starting 1-3

I actually think that the Ravens are gonna make the playoffs. I think they're probably gonna win that division too. I don't think that's even that hard of a take.

The Ravens' divisional outcome is pending.
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Take Slip·Sep 29, 2025
#PMT-2025-0929-14715
Big CatBig Cat

The Ravens are no longer Super Bowl contenders

I'm more saying I'm done with the Ravens in terms of like being a Super Bowl contender. I think they'll go to the playoffs, but I just don't... I feel like their flaws just keep coming up. I officially moved the Ravens into my 'Do not trust this team, do not believe their lies' [category].

If the Ravens don't make or win the Super Bowl, this is correct.
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#PMT-2025-0929-14718
Big CatBig Cat

If you care about the Super Bowl halftime show, you're not a football guy

I'll say it. If you have a hot take, a really strong opinion about the Super Bowl halftime show, you're not a fucking football guy. You showed yourself. You're an anti-football pussy. You gotta watch film at halftime. You gotta figure out what to bet in the second half.

Definition of a 'football guy' is subjective and satirical.
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#PMT-2025-0929-14719
MemesMemes

The Mets are spineless pussies who couldn't get it done

The Mets are just a bunch of spineless pussies and they just couldn't get it done. Pete Alonso was out the door before the game ended. They're gonna get their teeth kicked in by the Dodgers.

The Mets' spinelessness is a character judgment; their performance against the Dodgers is pending.
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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2025
#PMT-2025-0926-6070
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kyler Murray is really good at a job that he hates and doesn't have fun playing football

I think [Kyler Murray] is really good at a job that he hates. And I think, I don't think he like, has fun playing football. Marvin Harrison, I think he's just, he's got the yips. He's in a weird zone and he's like not having a good time either. And he doesn't have a, a leader on the team that's actually like, trying to get him to play better. They go to the sidelines and they both just look sad.

Murray and Harrison's chemistry and body language were widely criticized early in the 2024 season, though 'hating the job' is subjective.
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Take Slip·Sep 26, 2025
#PMT-2025-0926-6084
Shane BaconShane Bacon

Betting on Europe at +170 is a 'hammer' bet

I think the fact that you're getting plus money on Europe is wild. I would, I would, I would hammer Europe right now. I think, I think it, I think it's potential for blowout on the European side.

Outcome pending for the 2025 Ryder Cup.
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Take Slip·Sep 24, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jared Goff is statistically the best quarterback in the NFL since joining the Lions

If you look at Jared Goff's stats since he became a Lion, you could make the argument that statistically he's the best quarterback in the NFL... by the numbers in terms of like yards, touchdowns, all that stuff.

While subjective based on which stats you prioritize, Goff has consistently ranked in the top tier for passing yards and touchdowns since 2022.
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Big CatBig Cat

Wisconsin football is in a dark place and may not win another game this year

We're in a lot of trouble. A lot of trouble. Like dark, dark times... I don't know if they're gonna win another game this year.

The Badgers are likely to win at least one more game, making 'not winning another game' factually unlikely but emotionally true for a fan.
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HankHank

Brandel Chamblee is using bots to generate fake YouTube views for Bryson DeChambeau's content

I put him [Brandel Chamblee] on the Hot Seat because there's just no way Brandel Chamblee is this locked in... but he said, 'I have no doubt that bots are generating a lot of those views.'

Chamblee's accusation is unsubstantiated; DeChambeau's YouTube growth is widely attributed to high-quality content and the 'Break 50' series.
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Take Slip·Sep 24, 2025
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Greg OlsenGreg Olsen

NFL teams are going to lose every time they choose to punt or kick field goals

The days of let's just take the points. Those have to be over. You are gonna lose in the NFL nowadays every time you kick the ball. A punt or a kick... You should not kick field goals that much in a game or you're gonna lose.

While mathematically supported by aggressive play-callers like Dan Campbell, kicking is still a standard and often necessary part of winning games.
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