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Big CatJackson Smith-Njigba is the best wide receiver in the NFL this year
That was my other hot take. Jahmyr Gibbs the best running back; Jackson Smith-Njigba is the best wide receiver this year. He's having the best year... I know that the answer would be Jamar Chase and Justin Jefferson... but he's first in yards [and] he's tied for fifth in receptions.
PFT CommenterThe Commanders money line over the Chiefs is a 'passing of the torch' game
Statement game, statement game, passing of the torch game. I put a bet on the Commanders money line in Arrowhead on Tuesday... plus 205. This is championship DNA. All right. This is what you have. These are the games you have to surprise people and win.
PFT CommenterI would take Jaden Daniels over Drake May a million times out of a million.
The thought that I have is that a million times outta a million. I would take Jaden over Drake may a million times. ... I still completely believe in Jaden long term. I don't think that the RG three comparisons are accurate at all.
MemesJustin Fields is finished as a starter in the NFL and plays like a 'scared puppy'.
Justin Fields got benched in this game. Feels like that's done right? Yeah, that's done. He's he's just a scared puppy out there.
Big CatJalen Hurts' motivational quotes are early signs of him becoming like Russell Wilson.
Why does Jalen Hurts talk like he's a fortune cookie? ... these type of quotes are like some early, early signs of Russell Wilson. That's when you start seeing, you're like, uhoh is this Do we got a Russell Wilson in the locker room?
Big CatShohei Ohtani's three-home run and 10-strikeout game is the greatest individual performance in sports history.
I feel very comfortable saying that Shohei Ohtani hitting three home runs, pitching six shutout innings with 10 KS in an elimination game was the greatest single game performance I've ever seen a baseball player play.
MaxJustin Herbert is a 'big stupid pick guy' who throws interceptions in critical moments.
I just think that Justin Herbert is the biggest, like what if, what if, what if quarterback of all time. ... this guy like just shows time and time again that he, he, he's just like a big stupid pick guy. He throws out stupid picks.
Donald TrumpJoe Flacco is actually a very elite quarterback — he won a Super Bowl, absolutely he is elite
Joe Flacco is actually a very elite quarterback. He won a Super Bowl. He did it really to a certain extent with that great arm of his. I would say absolutely he is an elite quarterback.
MaxThe Dodgers are going to beat the fuck out of every other team in the playoffs
I think the Dodgers are gonna beat the fuck out of every other team and it's not even gonna be close.
MaxIf the Eagles lose to the Vikings, their season is dead
This is the do or die game. If you lose third week in a row, to Carson Wentz... if they lose this game, I think it comes crumbling down.
Jon GrudenBaker Mayfield would be the NFL MVP if the season ended today
We were on that Fox show and they asked me who I thought the MVP would be and I said, if we did it today, it'd be Baker. And I just compare him to Brett Favre when we were in Green Bay. He brought life to the huddle.
Big CatIndiana is going 12-0
America, be ready and maybe have a sit down and have a conversation with your children... about 12 and oh Indiana, because Indiana is so fucking good. Indiana is gonna go 12 and Oh get prepared.
HankThe NFL is rigged to favor the Chiefs
The NFL is rigged. There was a study, UTEP did a study. It's statistically proven that the Chiefs... have gotten way more favorable calls in that timeframe. And they did the research that that did not happen with other dynasties in the past.
PFT CommenterThe World Cup draw will be rigged for the United States
If anyone could pull it off, Trump doesn't care about soccer. Oh he does. He he's, he took the ball from FIFA. He's been bragging to everybody about how he got the World Cup. Make that happen buddy. Iceland is the smallest country to qualify for the World cup.
Jeff PassanThe Dodgers vs. Brewers series is a proxy war for the future of baseball's economic system
This is not just the Brewers versus the Dodgers. This is the future of baseball as we know it in a proxy war because whoever ends up winning this series, the other side will use this when the MLB goes to a lockout and fights for a salary cap.
Matt LeinartCJ Carr will be a top-five draft pick
CJ Carr's a stud. I think that this dude's gonna be a top five pick in the next couple years. So if you do take away the run now you gotta deal with the pass. That's something they didn't have to do last week.
Big CatAaron Glenn has quit his job as Jets coach
I think [Aaron Glenn]'s quit. I think he's quit. I think he realizes how bad this team is and he's just trying to get games over with, get the first overall pick and then try to get guys in.
HankThe Broncos are making a deep playoff run
I'm just thinking in the Broncos making a deep playoff run. I, this defense is really good man... I think I'm, I'm backing on the Broncos. Yeah. Buying some Broncos stock.
MemesBreece Hall will be traded to the Chargers or the Chiefs
I think Breece Hall's gonna go to the Chargers or the Chiefs. Al Lazard's probably already in Pittsburgh. Yeah. Both Quinn and Quincy. The Williams brothers. They're gone. Most likely.
Big CatMike McDaniel will get fired as Dolphins head coach
I don't know. They're, they're just a bad vibes. I mean they're, he's he's gonna get fired so... I think he's a good, he's gonna be a good offensive coordinator somewhere else.
PFT CommenterThe Browns should start Shadeur Sanders to see what happens
Best case scenario, [Shadeur Sanders] goes out there and he's, he plays pretty good. Yeah. And then you could trade him. Like the, you have nothing to lose... Just, just roll the dice on [Shadeur Sanders]. Yeah. Yeah. Again, nothing to lose. Best case scenario, it doesn't work out. Then you send Gabriel back out there, you continue to not win games.
Big CatBaker Mayfield is the current NFL MVP frontrunner
Baker Mayfield. That's it. It's Baker Mayfield... Baker Mayfield, they don't have the, the, the Bucks don't have Mike Evans. They don't have Chris Godwin... Baker Mayfield. Not, not MVP candidate MVP, he might be a front runner right now.
Big CatThere is a 0% chance the Cubs resign Kyle Tucker
There's a 0% chance they resign Kyle Tucker. Kyle Tucker gave a quote after the game that has never, there's never been a guy who has been more gone than Kyle Tucker was gone in that moment... That's the most goodbye you could possibly have.
PFT CommenterThe Blue Jays are the only team with the mental criteria to beat the Dodgers in the World Series
I ran a mental simulation last night to, 'cause I was pissed off. 'cause it seems like the Dodgers were gonna win the World Series and there's nothing anybody else could do about it. I did 2000 mental simulations. I was laying in bed envisioning a team that I could picture beating the Dodgers in the World Series. And the only team that fits my mental criteria is the Blue Jays.
PFT CommenterConor McDavid's team-friendly contract was designed to make him easily tradable to a contender
This seems like it would be very easily tradable. Very, very easily tradable contract. He basically, I mean smart by him. If in a year and a half the Oilers aren't competing and he can go somewhere for a year and a half and it doesn't fuck up some team's cap.
Tom FornelliTexas A&M is the most surprising SEC team that could run the table the rest of the season
I would say Texas A&M. I do think that they're legitimately good. ... They've kind of figured things out and gotten their act together the last few weeks. ... I'm not saying that they will, I'm just saying they strike me as a team that is much better than anybody truly expected.
HankThe Patriots have officially taken back control of the AFC East
Touchdown would be great. And the torch will be passed. It's, it's our, it's our division once again. Officially a torch passing.
PFT CommenterDaniel Jones is a Pro Bowl quarterback
Daniel Jones, he's playing fast and he's like, he's super confident... Let's just talk about Daniel Jones is a Pro Bowl quarterback. He's good at football.
MaxThe Phillies' current competitive run is nearing the end
This, it's, it, it is nearing the end of our run. Like Zach Wheeler, who knows what he's gonna be when he comes back... Schwarber is probably gone. Ranger Suarez is probably gone.
Big CatThe 49ers would have a Super Bowl by now if they had drafted Mac Jones instead of Trey Lance
If the 49ers draft Mac Jones like was rumored instead of Trey Lance, so many things are different. The 49ers probably win a Super Bowl. Mac Jones is one of the highest paid QBs in football. And we never find out just how good Brock Purdy is.
Big CatAaron Judge will never be a true Yankee unless he wins a World Series
Aaron Judge has to win. He has to. Aaron Judge will not, he will not ever be a true Yankee... [he] has to win a World Series or else. Not a true Yankee. Probably not even. I'll take him out of the Hall of Fame. I won't vote for him.
PFT CommenterJalen Hurts is the new Joe Flacco
I think he's, he's become the new Joe Flacco where he won a Super Bowl, but everyone's trying to fight. Is Jalen Hurts Elite sound off in the comments?
PFT CommenterMarvin Harrison Jr. will break his first career tackle this week against the Titans
I am on, on tackle breaking watch this week. I think this is the week that Marvin Harrison Jr. breaks his first tackle... Kyler Murray, bad body language. Marvin Harrison, Jr. bad body language... after Sunday... people are gonna start to have that conversation.
PFT CommenterI am betting the Patriots Moneyline to beat the Bills
I can I take the Patriot's money line? ... At some point, Drake Maye's gotta do it. I'm gonna go Patriot's money line. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah, let's go.
Big CatThe Bengals should trade for Jameis Winston to save their season
We need Jameis so, so badly... At least Jameis is gonna sling it. At least he's gonna throw it... because it's a national emergency.
Brandon WalkerThe top of the Big 10 is currently better than any team in the SEC
I think there's three teams in the Big 10 better than any team in the SEC right now. I think it's Penn State, Oregon, Ohio State. And I think the SEC as far as the top end elite Playoff contenders is down a step from where it was.
Brandon WalkerTexas Tech is easily the best team in the Big 12 right now
I think they're clearly the best team in the Big 12... I think Texas Tech outclass them, everybody in that conference by a mile.
Big CatIt should be illegal for the Eagles to run fake tush pushes
I think that should be illegal for the Eagles to do. Leave the real tush push, they should not be allowed to do fakes. It's just like an ethics code. You are better than everyone at the tush push. Do the tush push. Don't do the fake tush push. That's almost cheating in my eyes.
PFT CommenterThe Ravens will win their division despite starting 1-3
I actually think that the Ravens are gonna make the playoffs. I think they're probably gonna win that division too. I don't think that's even that hard of a take.
Big CatThe Ravens are no longer Super Bowl contenders
I'm more saying I'm done with the Ravens in terms of like being a Super Bowl contender. I think they'll go to the playoffs, but I just don't... I feel like their flaws just keep coming up. I officially moved the Ravens into my 'Do not trust this team, do not believe their lies' [category].
Big CatIf you care about the Super Bowl halftime show, you're not a football guy
I'll say it. If you have a hot take, a really strong opinion about the Super Bowl halftime show, you're not a fucking football guy. You showed yourself. You're an anti-football pussy. You gotta watch film at halftime. You gotta figure out what to bet in the second half.
MemesThe Mets are spineless pussies who couldn't get it done
The Mets are just a bunch of spineless pussies and they just couldn't get it done. Pete Alonso was out the door before the game ended. They're gonna get their teeth kicked in by the Dodgers.
PFT CommenterKyler Murray is really good at a job that he hates and doesn't have fun playing football
I think [Kyler Murray] is really good at a job that he hates. And I think, I don't think he like, has fun playing football. Marvin Harrison, I think he's just, he's got the yips. He's in a weird zone and he's like not having a good time either. And he doesn't have a, a leader on the team that's actually like, trying to get him to play better. They go to the sidelines and they both just look sad.
Shane BaconBetting on Europe at +170 is a 'hammer' bet
I think the fact that you're getting plus money on Europe is wild. I would, I would, I would hammer Europe right now. I think, I think it, I think it's potential for blowout on the European side.
PFT CommenterJared Goff is statistically the best quarterback in the NFL since joining the Lions
If you look at Jared Goff's stats since he became a Lion, you could make the argument that statistically he's the best quarterback in the NFL... by the numbers in terms of like yards, touchdowns, all that stuff.
Big CatWisconsin football is in a dark place and may not win another game this year
We're in a lot of trouble. A lot of trouble. Like dark, dark times... I don't know if they're gonna win another game this year.
HankBrandel Chamblee is using bots to generate fake YouTube views for Bryson DeChambeau's content
I put him [Brandel Chamblee] on the Hot Seat because there's just no way Brandel Chamblee is this locked in... but he said, 'I have no doubt that bots are generating a lot of those views.'
Greg OlsenNFL teams are going to lose every time they choose to punt or kick field goals
The days of let's just take the points. Those have to be over. You are gonna lose in the NFL nowadays every time you kick the ball. A punt or a kick... You should not kick field goals that much in a game or you're gonna lose.
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