PMT DBTakes
Big CatI would give up a pinky for the Bears to win a Super Bowl
Would you give up a pinky for the Bears to win a Super Bowl? Yeah, probably I would... but I don't want to have that fun taken away. Like, why would I do that to myself?
Big CatThe umbilical cord acts like a snorkel so pregnant women can swim without the baby drowning
Umbilical cord is like a snorkel. So if you keep your belly button above the water is fine. That's actually fact for real. Yeah, that's how babies breathe.
Big CatPeeing in a pool is safer and more logical than getting out to use the bathroom
Stop peeing in the pool? Don't pee in a pool. You're unsafe... You're more likely to injure yourself getting out of a pool and getting back in true than you are if you just stay in the pool and P true... if you walk through the house after being in a pool, you're creating an enormous slip and fall Hazard facts... p in that Soul tip.
PFT CommenterTits are officially making a comeback in 2019
This is going to be the year where tits make a comeback too. That's right. Yep. It's no longer ass season. Asses have had their little time here. People have been all about the ass.
PFT CommenterAss-eating season is over and toe-sucking season has returned
Ass-eating's over. I'm calling it. I think toe-sucking season's back. Toe-sucking's back in, guys.
PFT CommenterGuys need big pubic bushes to make their dicks look bigger
Evolutionarily speaking, guys needed big bushes to make their dicks look bigger... Right. I don't know if you've seen a lot of penises recently, but they're not great looking solo. So you need a lot of distractions.
PFT CommenterPee on your hands releases pheromones that make women find you irresistible
If you don't wash your hands, you're actually preserving the pheromones that women find irresistible. So a little pee on your hands... actually turns women into soup. Just melts that labia clean off.