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Adam Sandler and Kevin Garnett + Week 15 Picks and Preview

Friday, December 13, 201915 takes

Lamar Jackson continues his MVP campaign and we say goodbye to Thursday Night Football for another season. (-) Week 15 picks and preview plus a Big Cat's cant lose parlay is now being used for nefarious purposes. (-) Fantasy Fuccbois. (-) Kevin Garnett and Adam Sandler join the show to talk about their new movie Uncut Gems, in theaters nationwide Christmas Day. We discuss KG's career, starring in the movie with Adam Sandler, Adam Sandler's movies, being loyal to his friends, and at long last the Final Boner Dogs pitch. (-) Segments include Fyre fest of the week, (-) hot stove update boras is getting paid, (-) and FAQ's (-)

Adam Sandler and Kevin Garnett on Uncut Gems and Week 15 Picks

We’ve been sitting on this one for a few weeks, smiling ear to ear, and it’s finally time to let it rip. Adam Sandler and Kevin Garnett joined the show to talk about their new movie *Uncut Gems*, and honestly, the vibes were immaculate. Before the A-listers took over, Big Cat and PFT Commenter had to bid a fond (and slightly relieved) farewell to Thursday Night Football for the season after Lamar Jackson absolutely dismantled the Jets.

Big Cat is ready to crown the King of Baltimore right now, noting that it would take a miracle for anyone to catch him in the awards race.

Win
Dec 13, 2019
#17877
Big CatBig Cat

Lamar Jackson is officially the MVP

Lamar Jackson passes Michael Vick in rushing for season for quarterback. He is the MVP. It would take basically Russell Wilson, like Russell Wilson probably gonna throw seven touchdowns every single game for last three games to surpass them.

Lamar Jackson won the 2019 NFL MVP award unanimously.

Beyond the hardware, there is the matter of the Madden curse, which Big Cat is fully embracing because playing with a 99-speed Lamar is essentially like using a cheat code from the early 2000s.

Win
Dec 13, 2019
#17878
Big CatBig Cat

Lamar Jackson is a lock for the Madden cover

There has never been a bigger guarantee in the entire world of sports: the Lamar Jackson cover of Madden.

Lamar Jackson was named the cover athlete for Madden NFL 21.

Week 15 Preview and the "New Falcons"

The slate for Week 15 features several "loser leaves town" games that will likely solidify the playoff picture. The conversation naturally turned to the Dallas Cowboys, who continue to be the most frustrating team in professional sports for anyone trying to take them seriously. Big Cat has finally figured out their true identity.

Win
Dec 13, 2019·Picks
#17883
Big CatBig Cat

The Cowboys are the new Falcons: high talent, low results

I finally realized what the Cowboys are: the Cowboys are the new Falcons. They are a team with a ton of talent that we say 'well, they haven't played their best game, it's coming.' You can name all these guys on the team... They're just not good. They're average to below average throughout the season.

The 2019 Cowboys finished 8-8 and missed the playoffs despite having the #1 total offense in yards, mirroring the 'empty stats' reputation of the Falcons.

In the AFC South, the Titans and Texans are battling for the division crown. While Ryan Tannehill has been playing out of his mind, PFT isn't convinced this heater can last forever, suggesting we are witnessing the absolute ceiling of the Tannehill experience.

Push
Dec 13, 2019·Picks
#17880
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ryan Tannehill is peaking and will never play better than he is right now

We're in the process of watching Ryan Tannehill as good as he's probably ever as good as his body is capable of playing football. That's how he's playing. The best will ever get it's probably not going to get any better than this.

Tannehill continued to play well in 2020 (33 TDs, 7 INTs), which arguably rivaled his 2019 efficiency, though 2019 remains his highest yards-per-attempt and passer rating season.

As for the Bears, Big Cat is using the power of his "Can't Lose" parlay for nefarious purposes to try and manifest a win over the Packers. He's convinced the elements and the return of a certain defensive tackle will swing the tide in Lambeau.

Loss
Dec 13, 2019·Picks
#27614
Big CatBig Cat

The Bears will beat the Packers because Hakeem Hicks is returning and the Packers aren't ready for cold-weather football.

Hakeem Hicks is back because it's cold. There was a big boy football this time of year for big boy football. And I don't know if the Packers are ready to play Big Boy football just yet... Hakeem Hicks being back I think is going to be [the difference].

The Packers beat the Bears 21-13 on December 15, 2019.

Adam Sandler and Kevin Garnett

Adam Sandler walked into the studio and immediately became the guys' best friend. It’s not an act; he’s just a genuine guy who wants to know what you’re up to and maybe give you a side-hug on the way out. He was quick to heap praise on his co-star, Kevin Garnett, even suggesting that the Big Ticket might be clearing some space on his mantle for some new hardware.

Loss
Dec 13, 2019
#27616
AS
Adam Sandler

Kevin Garnett will get an Oscar nomination for Uncut Gems.

KG's getting nominated [for an Oscar], if anybody's getting nominated.

Kevin Garnett received major critical acclaim and an Independent Spirit Award nomination, but did not receive an Oscar nomination.

KG was incredible, breaking down how his intensity on the court translated to the set. He noted that the preparation for a major film role wasn't as different from a Game 7 as you might think.

Void
Dec 13, 2019
#27617
KG
Kevin Garnett

There are many parallels between preparing for an NBA game and preparing to be on screen as an actor.

A lot of parallels in how you prepare for a game and how you prepare to be on screen. You have to know timing, you know momentum, believe it or not, chemistry.

Subjective comparison of professional preparation methods.

We also got the definitive answer on the KG/Joakim Noah beef (there is no interaction, only competition) and, most importantly, the final pitch for *Boner Dogs*. PFT successfully secured Adam Sandler as an executive producer for the film about a sled dog whose anatomical disadvantage helps him find the way home in the snow. It’s basically *Rudolph*, but for the PMT audience.

Hot Stove and FAQ

The MLB Hot Stove is actually hot this year, with Scott Boras securing enough money to buy several small countries. The Gerrit Cole signing to the Yankees dominated the headlines, and Big Cat is already salivating at the potential for a historic collapse in the Bronx.

Win
Dec 13, 2019·Hot Stove
#27615
Big CatBig Cat

It will be a major letdown and hilariously funny if the Yankees do not win the World Series after signing Gerrit Cole.

If they don't win this year, it'll be a major letdown for them. It's going to be a real shame. Now as the Yankees sign more and more, like being around Yankee fans, it's going to be so much funnier if they don't win it all.

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The Yankees lost in the ALDS in 2020 and have not won a World Series since signing Gerrit Cole.

PFT also weighed in on Anthony Rendon’s massive deal with the Angels, noting that it’s the perfect setup for a guy who wants to get paid and stay out of the limelight.

Win
Dec 13, 2019·Hot Stove
#17885
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Anthony Rendon's contract with the Angels is a retirement deal

This is a great move if you're Rendon because you don't like dealing with media, you don't like the spotlight that much, you don't have to worry about that. It's a retirement brilliant contract. You just move to Southern California and you get paid to just chill.

Since signing the $245M contract, Rendon has been plagued by injuries and has famously expressed a lack of passion for the game, effectively making it a 'retirement' contract in the eyes of many fans.

To wrap things up, the guys hit some FAQs, including a debate on whether humans should still be drinking milk and a look at Jameis Winston’s "historic" numbers compared to the greats of the past. Big Cat isn't ready to put Jameis in the Hall of Fame just yet.

Win
Dec 13, 2019·FAQ
#17887
Big CatBig Cat

Jameis Winston's stats are only better than Peyton Manning's because of the era

This is how the new-age NFL [is]. This is why the Jameis Winston/Peyton Manning stats are ridiculous when you actually adjust them for era. It's like, yeah, of course Jameis Winston has these numbers that are better than Peyton Manning. Peyton Manning still played partially in the old NFL.

ERA-adjusted stats (like ANY/A+) consistently show that Manning's early years were significantly better relative to his peers than Jameis Winston's 2019 season.

Go see *Uncut Gems* on Christmas Day so the industry knows the PMT bump is real.

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More Takes

Loss
Dec 13, 2019
#17879
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Lamar Jackson should sit out for three years to get a big contract

Should Lamar Jackson sit out the next three years of his career so he can get that big contract? No, we're going to NCAA if we're gonna bowl gamify. That's also NBA-ify three seasons of the NFL's Anthony Davis being like 'I want to be traded now' even though I still have [time] playing under contract.

Lamar Jackson did not sit out; he played through his rookie contract and eventually signed a massive extension in 2023.
Loss
Dec 13, 2019·Picks
#17881
Big CatBig Cat

Kirk Cousins cannot win games in California

Cousins can't play on the Left Coast though. He is something like 0-8 in California.

The Vikings beat the Chargers 39-10 in Carson, CA, just two days after this episode, ending his winless streak in the state.
Loss
Dec 13, 2019·Picks
#27612
HankHank

The Rams are a lock to beat the Cowboys.

My favorite is the Rams. That is the Lockwood lock of the week. Jared [Goff] has found it. They have bounced back. They're going to be making that push.

The Cowboys beat the Rams 44-21.
Loss
Dec 13, 2019·Picks
#27613
Big CatBig Cat

The Raiders will win their final home game ever in the Black Hole because the crowd will be awesome and the Jaguars have quit.

The last home game ever in the Black Hole versus a team that has completely quit going across the country in Jacksonville, give me everything for the Raiders. That's the last game ever that's going to be an awesome crowd.

The Jaguars beat the Raiders 20-16 in the final game at the Oakland Coliseum on December 15, 2019.
Void
Dec 13, 2019
#27618
KG
Kevin Garnett

Teammates must respect that every player has a different way of preparing for games, including those who need isolation.

Everybody's different man and you have to respect everybody's different... the fact that you're in the corner being isolated... I have always respected people's views on what they need for themselves. Lord knows I have my own and in preparing and we all prepared different and I had to read, you know respect everybody's way of preparing.

Personal philosophy on leadership and team dynamics.

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