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Andrew Santino In Studio, Week 2 Picks And Preview, Packers Dominate The Commanders + Fyre Fest Of The Week

Friday, September 12, 202513 takes

TNF and the Packers are a problem. PFT did not have fun watching the Packers dominate the Commanders and is dispelling all rumors of lil bro ass allegations on Jayden Daniels (-). We then do our Week 2 picks and preview for every game including who would win in a fight a Jaguar or a Bengal, who would win in a race a Colt or Mustang, the Ravens rubbing the Browns nose in it and a Super Bowl rematch (-). Best bets and Jerry's fantasy minute (-). Andrew Santino joins us in studio to talk about his new special, some football, golf, acting in Hollywood and how he's slightly given up in a great way, and more (-). We finish with Fyre Fest of the week (-).

Recap

Loss
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

The Green Bay Packers are a generational, once-in-a-lifetime team

Today is September 12th and the Green Bay Packers are a problem. Generational team. I listen credit to us. We said if they don't win the Super Bowl, it would be the greatest upset in the history of sports. And they are so good. They're guaranteed to win this Super Bowl and probably next year's Super Bowl.

The Packers did not win the Super Bowl in the 2024-25 season (this transcript dates to the following season cycle).
Void
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

I would still take Jaden Daniels over Jordan Love long-term

I did do Barstool Sports Advisors before this game tonight and I said that Jaden Daniels is the better quarterback than Jordan Love. It was not true tonight. I still would take Jaden Daniels overall, although tonight made me nervous 'cause Jordan Love looked pretty dialed in.

Long-term quarterback comparisons are inherently subjective and take years to resolve.
Open
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Commanders will win 10 games but are not good enough to beat elite teams

I think we're like an above average team right now. I think we're like a 10 win team. But that's like our, our, we're not gonna beat the good teams, the very good teams. It was just, it was ugly.

The outcome of the Commanders' season depends on their final record and playoff performance against top-tier opponents.
Open
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025
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Big CatBig Cat

Bobby Wagner is reaching the end of his career

I would be nervous a little bit about the defense because it felt like Bobby Wagner might be getting to the end of it because Tucker Craft was just eating you guys alive in the middle of the field.

Wagner's retirement or transition to a bench role would confirm this observation.
Open
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025
#PMT-2025-0912-18525
HankHank

The Patriots will be better than the Commanders this season

I'm not giving up on the Patriots. It's, it's a long season. They could definitely be better than the Commanders.

Requires comparing the final win-loss records of both teams at the end of the season.

Picks

Win
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025·Picks
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Big CatBig Cat

A Bengal tiger would kill a Jaguar in a fight every single time

I just looked at AI and a Bengal would kill a Jaguar like a hundred out of a hundred times. A Jaguar does have one of like the the fiercest bites in the animal kingdom. The problem is the Bengal outweighs the Jaguar by like 200 pounds.

Biological facts support that Bengal tigers are significantly larger and more powerful than Jaguars.
Open
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025·Picks
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jaxson Dart will get his first start for the Giants against the Chargers

My prediction was that Dart gets in against the Chargers. That would be his first start I think. I don't know if it's gonna be a clean benching for Russell Wilson. I think they might do the Dart packages and they might like slowly incorporate Dart into the games.

Depends on whether Jaxson Dart actually starts that specific game.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025·Picks
#PMT-2025-0912-18528
Big CatBig Cat

Caleb Williams needs to take more shots and throw more interceptions

I wouldn't mind if Caleb had a couple more interceptions. We're getting to a point now where he doesn't throw interceptions and it feels like I'd like him to take some more shots. Just take a couple shots. Take like that hesitancy he talked about himself. Let it rip.

This is a subjective philosophy on quarterback development.
Open
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025·Picks
#PMT-2025-0912-18529
Big CatBig Cat

Mike Vrabel will dominate Mike McDaniel because McDaniel is a dork

The minute a fat guy walks in and says, that's a dork. It sticks in my head. And now in my head it's Mike Vrabel versus Dork. I'm gonna take Mike Vrabel. It just feels like Mike Vrabel versus dork is a mismatch.

The outcome of the Patriots vs. Dolphins game would provide literal evidence, but the 'dork' premise is subjective.
Void
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025·Picks
#PMT-2025-0912-18530
Big CatBig Cat

Kyle Shanahan will coach extra hard to prove Mac Jones was the right pick

Don't you think Kyle Shanahan's gonna put a little extra mustard on it to be like, I'm not sleeping at all this week. I need to prove that Mac Jones was the guy and I should have picked Mac Jones and Mac Jones can be a really good starter in the NFL.

Subjective coaching motivation that cannot be definitively proven.
Loss
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025·Picks
#PMT-2025-0912-18531
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Buffalo Bills are going to go undefeated and win the Super Bowl

Bills have the easiest schedule now. Undefeated. Would it, wouldn't it be funny if the bills went undefeated? It's week one. I'm not gonna overreact, but I think that the Buffalo Bills are gonna go undefeated. Win the Super Bowl.

The Bills would need to go 20-0 to make this true.

Interview

Void
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025
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Andrew SantinoAndrew Santino

Disney adults without kids should be sent to jail

I just think there should be two lines at Disney. One for people with kids and one for people without. And the people with kids get to go in the park and the people without get to go to jail, you have to go to jail. There should be a line right into a jail cell.

A satirical policy proposal that is inherently subjective.

Fyre Fest

Win
Take Slip·Sep 12, 2025·Fyre Fest
#PMT-2025-0912-18532
Big CatBig Cat

Evanston at 11:00 AM is the toughest place to play in the country

I have a longstanding theory that Evanston at 11:00 AM is the toughest place to play in the country. And then Fox has a stats person who looked it up to try to give me some juice for it. It was just like, this is probably why.

Supported by historical data of Northwestern upsets in early time slots.