PMT DB
Andy Dalton
NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Final are set and ready to go. Lebron is in his 7th straight Finals and we're torn as a podcast on who to root for ( - ). Grit Week update and our new addiction, chasing tornadoes ( - ). Cincinnati Bengals Quarterback Andy Dalton joins us in Vanny Woodhead to talk Bengals, Steelers, losing his luggage, the Rose Bowl, and being a role model to gingers everywhere ( - ). Segments include Tiger Woods update, Radio Wars with Colin Cowherd, An exclusive phone call to Lavar Ball about his shoe sales, Spinzone Brock Osweiler, Trouble in Paradise the Seahawks Defense vs Russ Wilson, That's enough internet for today, and Jimbos of the week.
Recap
Big CatThe Cavs-Warriors rubber match is the NBA Finals we need
It is the Cavs, Warriors, the finals everyone wants to see, the finals we need. It's the rubber match.
PFT CommenterLeBron's 7 straight finals don't count because they were in the East
Asterix, asterix. They're all against the East. True. So let's not crown them just yet.
Big CatLeBron James threw Game 3 against the Celtics to help the Celtics' ticket sales
LeBron James threw Game 3 just so that all of Boston had to buy tickets for Game 5 so that he could buttfuck them in public.
PFT CommenterThe 2017 Finals will be the best coached series ever because of Ty Lue and Mike Brown
I think one thing we can all agree on is between Lou and Mike Brown, this is probably going to be the best coached NBA Finals of all time.
Big CatThe Nashville Predators winning the Cup will be forgotten like the Hurricanes or Ducks wins
I'm rooting for the Predators simply because when teams like the Predators win championships with like their piss yellow uniforms and weird cities for hockey, people just tend to forget that that season never happened. So it's like when the Ducks won, it's like, I mean, did they win? I don't even know. I can't remember.
Interview
Andy DaltonGrit is an inherent trait you are born with
Grit, I mean, I feel like it's something that you just have to have in you. I wouldn't say it's something that you learn. I think you can adapt to it over time. But I think it's something that you're going to go regardless of the circumstance.
Andy DaltonThe Bengals will go 16-0 in 2017
We're going to win every game. [16-0 guaranteed].
Tiger Woods Update
Big CatTiger Woods' career is officially over
Tiger I listen all you tiger fanboys out there just i want you to do something for me right now sit down listen up you ready it's over. It's over.
Spin Zone
PFT CommenterBrock Osweiler helped his teams by keeping the defense on the field
The Texans had a really good defense. And so Osweiler did a great job of keeping their best unit on the field. [Same with the Broncos]. Brock Osweiler knows how to have his team play to its strengths by always keeping the defense on the field.
Trouble In Paradise
PFT CommenterRussell Wilson should become a pharmacist to write Adderall prescriptions for the Seahawks defense
What if Russell goes back to school in the off-season? Here's what you do, Russ. Go to school, become a pharmacist. And then just write unlimited [Adderall] prescriptions.