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Astros Alex Bregman, Heisman Finalist Max Duggan, Baker Is Back + Week 14 Picks & Preview

Friday, December 9, 202215 takes

Baker Mayfield is BACK! The Rams save a terrible TNF game with an all time come back against the Raiders (-). Week 14 picks and previews and we may have a dead dog game (-) plus fantasy Fuccbois (-). Houston Astros World Champion Alex Bregman joins the show to talk about winning the WS again, admiring long home runs, having Steven Cheah run his fantasy league and the baby bump players get (-). TCU QB and Heisman Finalist Max Duggan joins us in studio to talk about an incredible season, Hypnotoads, his career in College and tons more (-). We finish with Fyre fest of the week (-).

Alex Bregman and Max Duggan on World Series Wins, Heisman Hype, and Baker's Comeback

Baker Mayfield is back from the dead, and the vibes in the studio have never been higher. Just two days after being picked up off the scrap heap, Baker led the Rams to an improbable 98-yard game-winning drive on Thursday Night Football. Big Cat was mesmerized by Baker's post-game celebrations, though he noticed a very specific equipment choice that might explain Baker's fearlessness during teammate headbutts.

Void
Dec 9, 2022
#12489
Big CatBig Cat

Baker Mayfield wears a padded headband so he can headbutt teammates without getting hurt

Baker Mayfield wears his little headband. Yeah. I think there's padding in it. So he keeps doing the headbutt thing and everyone's like, holy shit, what a psycho. He's like, no, I'm good. I noticed that after the game, and he was being very aggressive with his headbutts, but he was making sure to line it up right on the headband.

Baker is known for his aggressive headbutting celebrations, and while he does wear a headband, there is no proof it is specially padded beyond standard athletic fabric.

PFT was quick to point out that Baker was playing for a coach who actually knows how to use him. While the Rams have had a disastrous Super Bowl defense, the fact that they are still fighting despite losing their entire roster has Big Cat making a bold claim about Sean McVay's coaching performance this season.

Loss
Dec 9, 2022
#12490
Big CatBig Cat

The 2022 season is actually Sean McVay's best coaching job ever

Actually the 2022 season was [Sean McVay's] best job as a head coach... they literally have lost their entire team and the season is lost and it's the worst Super Bowl defense ever statistically. But the fact that even the last three games, how the Rams have fought... they're fighting. I might give him my vote for Coach of the Year.

The Rams finished 5-12, the worst record ever for a defending Super Bowl champion. While McVay is a great coach, this season is universally regarded as his worst, not his best. He did not receive Coach of the Year votes.

On the flip side, the Raiders once again found a way to Raider. Derek Carr looked like he was in his groove early, but PFT noted that once one thing goes wrong for Carr, the wheels don't just come off—they explode.

Void
Dec 9, 2022
#12492
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Derek Carr's confidence is like a balloon that pops as soon as anything goes wrong

Right when [Derek Carr] starts to really get his mojo going, if he does something to interfere with that confidence, then it's like a balloon that gets popped for the rest of the game and then he's just, you can't use him. He always looks super sympathetic... and people just look at him and it looks, he looks like a guy that's honestly locked himself in his room for 12 hours, listened to the Cure to get ready for the game.

This is a subjective character assessment of a player's mental state during games.

Week 14 Picks and Previews

The board is a mess this week with six teams on a bye, but the guys found plenty of reasons to get fired up. The biggest point of contention remains the Minnesota Vikings. Despite their 10-2 record, PFT is refusing to buy any stock in the purple and gold, citing a point differential that suggests they are living on borrowed time.

Win
Dec 9, 2022·Picks
#12495
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Minnesota Vikings are absolute frauds

I'll tell you why. Billy, let me take you to school real quick. You wanna hear some cold hard facts? Out of every single team to ever be 10 and 2 since the 1970 merger... the Vikings are by far and dead last for point differential. Their point differential is three times smaller than the second worst team. The Vikings, they're frauds.

The 2022 Vikings finished 13-4 with a -3 point differential. They were subsequently upset at home in the Wild Card round by the Giants, largely validating the 'fraud' label.

PFT is much more interested in the Detroit Lions, who have transformed from a punchline into a legitimate threat. While the Vikings are frauds in his eyes, the Lions are the real deal, leading to a massive clash of opinions for their head-to-head matchup this Sunday.

Win
Dec 9, 2022·Picks
#28600
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Detroit Lions are actually a good football team and America needs to realize it

The lions are good, the lions are, America needs to come to the realization that the, the Detroit lions are good at playing football.

The 2022 Lions finished 9-8, winning 8 of their last 10 games, including a Week 18 win to knock the Packers out of the playoffs, proving they were indeed a 'good' team by the end of the season.

In the AFC, Billy Football is convinced that the Bengals are the locks of the century against the Browns. His reasoning has nothing to do with Joe Burrow's arm or the Browns' defensive struggles, but rather a very specific locker room furniture move.

Win
Dec 9, 2022·Picks
#12498
Billy FootballBilly Football

Removing ping pong tables from the locker room makes the Bengals a lock to beat the Browns

This is a ping pong table game for Cincinnati. No distractions. I'm a big believer in ping pong tables. If you, it doesn't matter if you put the ping pong tables into the locker room or if you take them out of the locker room, if you're moving a ping pong table around that week, I will bet on your team.

The Bengals defeated the Browns 23-10 on December 11, 2022.

Alex Bregman and Max Duggan

World Series Champion Alex Bregman joined the show to discuss the Astros' latest title and what it's like having Steven Cheah run your fantasy football league. Bregman offered a rare glimpse into the "baby bump" phenomenon, confirming Big Cat's theory that players start mashing once they have a kid because they realize that striking out doesn't matter when you have a baby waiting at home. He also gave respect to the filthiest arm he faced this season.

Void
Dec 9, 2022
#12512
Alex BregmanAlex Bregman

Jonathan Loaisiga is the toughest pitcher to face in MLB right now

Toughest guy I think to face is probably Loaisiga from the Yankees. That is elite stuff. I mean, he's, he's really, really good.

This is a professional's subjective opinion on who is hardest to hit.

Then, TCU quarterback and Heisman finalist Max Duggan stopped by the studio. Fresh off an incredible run to the College Football Playoff, Max talked about the "Hypnotoad" energy in Fort Worth and the grueling nature of playing on turf. He also stood up for a fellow quarterback who he feels is unfairly criticized for the talent around him.

Win
Dec 9, 2022
#28602
MD
Max Duggan

Stetson Bennett is a legitimate NFL-caliber quarterback who doesn't get enough respect

Stetson [Bennett] doesn't get like the talk, I don't think that he probably deserves right? That like, oh, you know, he just plays on a good team. Like if he like watches games, like that dude could play and he can ball.

Bennett won back-to-back National Championships and was drafted in the 4th round by the Rams, supporting the 'he can play' claim, though his NFL impact is still TBD.

Fantasy Fuccbois and Fyre Fest

Fantasy Fuck Boys featured a rare soccer sighting as Hank predicted a massive downfall for the world's greatest player on the biggest stage.

Loss
HankHank

Lionel Messi will choke in the 2022 World Cup knockout rounds

My sit is Lionel Messi. This is the time of the year... he's due for a choke in the fucking World Cup. He's not my goat. He's gonna put up a big fat goose egg in there going down.

Hot TakeSoccerScorchingSarcastic
Messi was the tournament's best player, scoring in every knockout round (round of 16, quarterfinal, semifinal, and final) to lead Argentina to the title.

Fyre Fest of the Week hit Jake Marsh particularly hard. Between the "Arson" Judge tweet from Jon Heyman and reports about the Yankees receiving favorable equipment during the 2022 season, PFT couldn't help but twist the knife into the Yankees' home run record.

Win
Dec 9, 2022·Fyre Fest
#12517
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The New York Yankees were given juiced baseballs for Aaron Judge's home run chase

A report came out saying that the Yankees were beneficiaries of having juice balls all last year. The Yankees were getting juice balls. Asterisks on his home run record, on his AL home run record. I mean, Jake, how can you discount that? They were purposely giving the best balls in baseball to the New York Yankees last year.

A legitimate study by physicist Meredith Wills found that MLB used three different balls in 2022 and that the 'Goldilocks' balls (the liveliest ones) were disproportionately found in Yankee Stadium and for specific marquee events. MLB denied targeting specific teams.

Whether it's juiced balls or padded headbands, the rules of sports apparently don't apply when the content is this good.

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More Takes

Loss
Dec 9, 2022
#28601
Big CatBig Cat

Sean McVay should be the frontrunner for NFL Coach of the Year in 2022

they literally have lost their entire team and the season is lost and it's the worst, you know, super Bowl defense ever statistically. But the fact that like even the last three games, how the Rams have fought... I might give him my coach for my, my vote for Coach of the Year.

Sean McVay did not win Coach of the Year; Brian Daboll won it. The Rams finished 5-12.
Loss
Dec 9, 2022·Picks
#12502
Jake MarshJake Marsh

The Buccaneers will cover against the 49ers because Tom Brady is an underdog to Brock Purdy

I'm taking the Buccaneers plus three and a half against the 49ers. Obviously we broke down this game earlier, but if you look at it from a basic perspective, Tom Brady's an underdog against Brock Purdy. That's the only reason I'm doing it. Purdy verse Tom Brady and he's a favorite by more than a field goal. So stupid.

The 49ers crushed the Buccaneers 35-7. Brock Purdy outplayed Tom Brady significantly, making the spread look far too small in hindsight.
Push
Dec 9, 2022·Picks
#12505
Big CatBig Cat

The Chargers are the worst tackling team in the NFL

I think the Chargers might be the worst tackling team in the NFL. They just don't tackle. I feel like every Chargers game you'll just watch guys just running around like broken plays. Guys not being able to get tackled.

While 'worst' is hyperbolic, the 2022 Chargers were consistently ranked in the bottom third of the league in missed tackles and run defense efficiency.
Loss
Dec 9, 2022·Picks
#12507
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Dallas Cowboys might actually win the Super Bowl this year

By the way, are the Cowboys gonna win the Super Bowl? I think that the Dallas Cowboys might win the Super Bowl. I think Jerry Jones is ready to die. I honestly think that he's like making no chance. He wants to live forever. He is ready to die and I'm telling you, I think he might will this team to win a Super Bowl so that he can finally just pass away.

The Cowboys lost to the San Francisco 49ers in the Divisional Round of the playoffs.
Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Army-Navy is the true game that should decide the College Football Playoff rankings

I still think, I still think they should wait to announce the top 14 still after this game. Yeah, because you never know. You never know.

OpinionCFBScorchingSarcastic
CFP rankings are historically finalized the weekend before Army-Navy.

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