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Chris Long, Joel Embiid Drops 70, Ban The Word Analytics + Listener FAQ’s

Wednesday, January 24, 202415 takes

Joel Embiid drops 70 on Monday Night and KAT finishes second place yet again (-). We talk about the fall out from Sunday, banning the word analytics, coach hirings and more (-). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including RIP uga, Chuck Schumer can suck it and Kevin Durant wants in on the GOAT debate (-). Chris Long joins the show to talk about upcoming Championship Sunday, how the ravens defense works, Brock Purdy discourse, what type of coach works in today’s NFL and more (-). We finish with listener submitted FAQ’s (-).

Nba Recap

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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024·NBA Recap
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

James Harden will try to score 60 points in his next game to answer Joel Embiid

I'm gonna bet on James Harden in his next game to go out there and try to score like 55, 60 points. Yeah. I feel like he's got something to prove. He's got an answer for it.

James Harden scored 11 points in his next game against the Lakers on January 23, 2024.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024·NBA Recap
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Big CatBig Cat

Joel Embiid will not win MVP this year because he'll miss too many games

He probably won't be able to win MVP 'cause he's gonna miss too many games this year. He's already missed 11 outta 40... it will be very funny if Joel Embiid has like an even better year than last year. But because he plays like 64 games instead of 65, that'll be the quickest that everyone will turn on a rule.

Embiid only played 39 games in the 2023-24 season due to injury, failing the 65-game requirement and disqualifying him from MVP despite elite stats.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024·NBA Recap
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HankHank

If the Celtics stay healthy, they will win the championship this year

I've said it the whole year. If, if this team is healthy in the Playoffs, they'll win the Championship. Chris Saps has been an amazing addition... Just gotta stay healthy.

The Boston Celtics won the 2024 NBA Championship after staying relatively healthy through the postseason.

Recap

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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024
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The word 'analytics' is used as a placeholder for any number that sports fans dislike

I have a take. And that's, people just use the word, they substitute the word analytics in whenever there's a number that they don't like and they're like, this is analytics.

This is a subjective observation on sports media discourse.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Analytics have ruined baseball and basketball, but they've made football more exciting

Analytics or you know, advanced statistics, Sabre metrics, all these things has in a way ruined baseball and basketball... Football is the one sport where analytics and advance like metrics has made football significantly more exciting... the nineties football and early 2000 football when it wasn't even a question. If you had a fourth and two, you'd punt. Like, why would you want that?

Subjective opinion on the aesthetic quality of sports across eras.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill Belichick to the Buffalo Bills would be a perfect fit

Now it does feel like Belichick is gonna go to the Falcons, but Rex Ryan threw something out yesterday that I kind of, I don't hate Belichick to the bills... think of the puns... it actually makes sense. I think it may for a team that wants to win... if I'm Belichick I would, I would put feelers out there and be like, if, if you gimme a call, I will answer the phone.

Belichick was not hired by the Bills or any other team for the 2024 season.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

I am officially supporting the 49ers over the Lions because the Lions are a division rival

I've reached my limit of pulling even remotely for a division rival. I I'm done, I'm done with the lines. I think I have to just go Niners. 'cause it's just, they're, they're a division rival. Like I told you, I was reaching my limit and I've reached my limit.

The 49ers beat the Lions in the NFC Championship, so Big Cat's 'new' team won.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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HankHank

Tristan Thompson took cheap steroids intended for physical appearance rather than performance

Tristan Thompson... Got busted for steroids... I went immediately to my number one source of steroids in the world that I know named Billy Football. And he said the craziest thing is that he was taking Broke Boys steroids. Oh. Stuff Frat Boys and Talkers used to bulk up... He was doing it for the look, not for the functionality.

Thompson was suspended for 25 games for testing positive for ibutamoren and SARM LGD-4033, which are often categorized exactly as Hank described.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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HankHank

You must always defer the coin toss if you win it

Why would you not defer, why would you not get the ball back to, to start the second half? I just assumed that was like a, a cardinal fundamental rule. And then when you look at the stats... I think you should just defer every time.

While mathematically sound, it is a strategic preference, not a literal fact that can be 'correct'.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Steph Curry belongs in the NBA GOAT conversation

I put Steph Curry up there. He's in the Go-cart. I'm putting Steph Curry in the GOAT conversation right now.

Purely subjective sports debate topic.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Big CatBig Cat

Lifting weights is significantly more effective for getting in shape than cardio

It's crazy how don don't know when we learned this as like kids what point we're like, oh yeah, to get in shape you gotta run. That's so wrong. Like cardio. Okay, fine... Dude. Lifting weights is the best way to get in shape. 'cause you just feel stronger and you start, your metabolism goes, it feels good.

General fitness consensus supports a mix, but lifting's impact on metabolism is widely verified.

Interview

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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024
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Chris LongChris Long

Josh Allen is not the reason the Bills are losing in the playoffs

I hate the fact that we gotta hear the takes again as if like QB wins is a stat anyways. But on top of it, the teams that he's lost to for the most part in the Playoffs have been the chiefs and, and Joe Burrow... the guy has, he, he is got a hundred rating for his career in the postseason. He has 21 touchdowns for interceptions. He's not the reason they're losing these games.

Postseason stats for Allen are historically elite; the take argues against narrative-driven criticism.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024
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Chris LongChris Long

The Buffalo Bills should fix their problems by moving to the NFC

Move the team to the NFC. Like on like it is dicey with the cap... You bring up a great point and obviously like digs his, his issues down the stretch... But move the team to the NFC.

The Bills cannot literally change conferences, making this a satirical solution to their competitive roadblocks.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024
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Chris LongChris Long

Brock Purdy is a fringe top-10 quarterback, not in the elite tier yet

For me to not call Jalen Hurts one of the top five to six quarterbacks in the league, we've gotten so emotional... long story short, I think Purdy deserves a lot of credit. I think he's a fringe top 10 guy wherever you wanna put him on the, you know, on the inside of that top 10. On the outside of the top 10.

Purely subjective ranking of NFL quarterbacks.
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Take Slip·Jan 24, 2024
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Chris LongChris Long

NFL teams should always hire offensive play-callers as head coaches to ensure continuity

What makes me nervous about defensive head coaches is inevitably when your rookie quarterback or your unproven quarterback has success, you're gonna lose that play caller... I would go with an offensive play caller. 'cause that's what I look around and see.

This is a widespread philosophy in modern NFL team building, though subjective.