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Creed Bratton, Slim Melo And Mt Rushmore Of Things That Happened Since Sports Were Cancelled
The last show before really live sports are back (sorry MLS), NBA Bubble looks weird and who is most mad they aren't getting scoops ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including iphones now breaking because of Iphone 12 and Slim Melo ( - ). Creed Bratton joins the show to talk about the office, his music career, and doing acid in the late 60's on stage at a concert ( - ). Segments include the Mt Rushmore of things that happened since sports were cancelled and Guys on Chicks.
Recap
Big CatThe NBA Bubble won't feel weird until the conference finals
I actually think it's not going to be that weird to start. But once we get into, like, the conference finals, it's going to be fucking bizarre to have, like, games go on with no fans and just, like, big, big moments happen to, you know, 20 people in the room.
PFT CommenterLeBron James will put 'James Sr.' or 'Father of Three' on the back of his NBA jersey
This would be – it would be so LeBron if he came out with a James Sr. on the back of his jersey... Or just father of three. Very tasteful... Father of – and then Roman numerals probably.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatApple purposefully throttles iPhone battery life when a new model is about to be released
My iPhone on Saturday started, like, rapidly losing battery, getting way overheated, and it's been crap the last few days. And then I Googled it because I was like, oh, I should probably get a new one. Oh, weird. iPhone 12 coming out soon. Oh, it's fucking every single time. I don't understand how they're able to get away with this.
PFT CommenterCarmelo Anthony will dominate in the NBA Bubble because it mimics the Olympic Village environment
This is actually the perfect environment for Carmelo Anthony because when does he perform at his best? In the Olympics, right? When the athletes are confined to a certain type of village with each other living under the bubble... and this is exactly what's happening in Orlando.
PFT CommenterSports could save millions of lives by providing a model for solving COVID-19
Sports might save millions of lives. And this is definitely not just me talking insane because I haven't had any sports on TV... Because if you can test, if you have a test case and a model for how to solve it amongst a given population, you can expand that out.
Mount Rushmore
HankZoom happy hours suck and the novelty wore off in two weeks
Zoom happy hours. Remember when people tried to make that a thing? Everyone acted like, oh, we don't see our friends, so let's do a happy hour on Zoom. And then I think people did it for like a week or two... Everyone realized it sucked.
Big CatJay Glazer 'held the world hostage' with a dud scoop about a player getting COVID
Jay Glazer held the world hostage for 24 hours thinking he was going to break the biggest news ever and then just told us a guy [Brian Allen] got coronavirus. But he was fine. Hundreds of thousands of, I think millions, yeah, millions of people have had coronavirus and he was like, big news coming tomorrow.
Guys On Chicks
PFT CommenterPutting an Under Armour logo on a kilt would make men willing to wear dresses
Somebody just needs to invent... If you slap an Under Armour logo onto a kilt or onto just any sort of nice, flowy, long skirt, you can make a dude wear anything. You're just like, this is a sport performance kilt. A guy will wear a dress. It's a golfing kilt.