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Dave Wannstedt 08/31/16

Wednesday, August 31, 20169 takes

The guys have traveled from Las Vegas and are now in Minnesota ready to save Vikings fans from the disastrous Teddy Bridgewater injury ( - ). Mt Rushmore of tailgate activities ( - ). FOX NFL and CFB analyst Dave Wannstedt joins the show to talk about the upcoming season, being a football guy, and what his first change was after taking over the Chicago Beats from Mike Ditka ( - ). Segments include the debut of "As A White Guy" ( - ) as well as "Sabermetrics", "Peter King Ate The Trash Again", "Thoughts And Prayers" for the Sun at the Tim Tebow try out, and "Spoilers"

Recap

Push
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016
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Teddy Bridgewater's injury is actually a positive for Vikings fans because it removes the stress of expectations

I mean, right off the bat, it's kind of nice. You don't have to get your hopes up. It's vacation season for Vikings fans. Like, you know, just relax. Take your shoes up. You don't have to stress yourself out during the games. You get to kind of take it easy.

The 2016 Vikings started 5-0 without Teddy but collapsed to 8-8 and missed the playoffs, largely fulfilling the 'doom and gloom' despite the brief hope.
Loss
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

A player who suffers a gruesome career-ending injury should have the option to be euthanized on the field

If it's an old fullback, let's say he's like 37, 38 years old, got a lot of miles on the legs. He's about to retire and he lives and breathes for football, breaks his leg gruesomely. I think a player like that would almost rather be euthanized on the field than have to live out the rest of the life.

This is an absurd philosophical stance that will never be legal or sanctioned.
Loss
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016
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Big CatBig Cat

The Timberwolves will be the savior of Minnesota sports with Tom Thibodeau

The Timberwolves are going to be good. Tom Thibodeau is here to save you, Minnesota. So let's just... Sometimes it's good to just be like, you know what? Cancel this entire season. We're just going to go on to the next one. And guess what? The next one's pretty damn good.

The 2016-17 Timberwolves finished 31-51. While Thibs eventually got them to the playoffs the following year, the 'savior' narrative was premature.

Interview

Loss
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016
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Dave WannstedtDave Wannstedt

LSU will win the College Football National Championship

On Saturday and the rest of the weekend, I picked LSU to win everything... My final team, and the winner is LSU. I think LSU wins it. You talk about, and you know, everyone's on Alabama. I'm not against Alabama, but if you look at LSU's recruiting classes... these guys are five, six, seven, eight. I mean, there's really, you know, there's not that much difference.

LSU went 8-4 in 2016 and Les Miles was fired mid-season. Clemson won the national title.
Win
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016
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Dave WannstedtDave Wannstedt

Ohio State will be a playoff team because they remind me of the 1986 Hurricanes

I like Ohio State. They remind me a lot of our 86th University of Miami team, Hurricanes. We had 12 players drafted. Ohio State had 12 players drafted. Everyone thought that we were gloom, doomed the next year, and we came back in 87 and won the national championship.

Ohio State did make the 2016 College Football Playoff, though they were shut out 31-0 by Clemson in the semifinal.
Win
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016
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Dave WannstedtDave Wannstedt

LeSean McCoy will have a massive bounce-back year in fantasy football

Take LeSean McCoy and your fantasy team. He was a mess last year. Philly was his home, right? He had all his boys there. Now he goes to Buffalo. I mean, I talked to him several times. I think he's got a new attitude. It's beyond him. Chip Kelly's gone. You know, everything's have changed. I look for him to have a big year.

McCoy had a fantastic 2016 season, rushing for 1,267 yards and 13 TDs (5.4 YPC), firmly bouncing back from a down 2015.

As A White Guy

Void
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016·As A White Guy
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Rodney Harrison is 'appropriating white culture' by judging who is black enough

Rodney Harrison said earlier today that he didn't think that Colin Kaepernick was black enough to complain about being discriminated against. As a white guy, Rodney Harrison is frankly appropriating white culture by determining who is and isn't black enough to be discriminated against. That's something that white people have been doing for a very long time. And we do it well.

This is a satirical commentary on social dynamics and racial discourse.

Sabermetrics

Win
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016·Sabermetrics
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HankHank

The Royals' praying mantis should be burned to kill their team's mojo

I'm just saying it'd be a real shame if someone snuck into their dugout and dropped a match in there and watched the, what's it, a terrarium? ... If you're trying to get rid of their mojo... That's a direct correlation.

The mantis died later in 2016, and the Royals failed to make the playoffs that year after winning the World Series in 2015.

Thoughts And Prayers

Loss
Take Slip·Aug 31, 2016·Thoughts & Prayers
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The Cubs should sign Tim Tebow because he can 'defeat the sun' during day games

Tebow took flies in center looking into a hellacious sun. Did not bobble or miss one... Name me one baseball player that has defeated the sun. ... If Tebow's in the conversation, it makes our jobs a little bit easier. I wouldn't mind seeing him in a Cubs uniform. A lot of day games. ... We play a lot of day games, and we know that Tebow can beat the Sun.

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Tebow signed with the Mets, not the Cubs, and never made the Major Leagues.