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HankThe Royals' praying mantis should be burned to kill their team's mojo
I'm just saying it'd be a real shame if someone snuck into their dugout and dropped a match in there and watched the, what's it, a terrarium? ... If you're trying to get rid of their mojo... That's a direct correlation.
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PFT CommenterTeddy Bridgewater's injury is actually a positive for Vikings fans because it removes the stress of expectations
I mean, right off the bat, it's kind of nice. You don't have to get your hopes up. It's vacation season for Vikings fans. Like, you know, just relax. Take your shoes up. You don't have to stress yourself out during the games. You get to kind of take it easy.
PFT CommenterVikings fans now have no excuse to miss church on Sundays
Hey, Vikings fans, you don't have an excuse to miss church now. OK, so every Sunday, get your ass in the pew. I know you guys party hard, so you've got a lot of sins to atone for.
PFT CommenterA player who suffers a gruesome career-ending injury should have the option to be euthanized on the field
If it's an old fullback, let's say he's like 37, 38 years old, got a lot of miles on the legs. He's about to retire and he lives and breathes for football, breaks his leg gruesomely. I think a player like that would almost rather be euthanized on the field than have to live out the rest of the life.
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View profileHankThe Giants are a strong play with the points
I love the Giants nine. JJ McCarthy was phenomenal last week. You look great. The Texans are not great.
HankI bet a lot of money on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl
I bet a lot of money on the Patriots to win the Super Bowl.
HankMike McDaniel Should Already Be Fired
Their offense is horrible. Mike McDaniel should have already been fired.