PMT DB
Drew Brees + The Warriors Are Dead (Probably Not)
Patrick Beverly is an instagram commenter reincarnated to take down Kevin Durant. Are the Warriors cracking? ( - ) The Magic went up 2-0, we hope ( - ). Russ Wilson got paid and made a weird video ( - ). NHL Playoffs update, Ovi beat up a kid ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including bees in porn ( - ). Saints quarterback Drew Brees joins the show to talk about the loss in the NFC Championship game, his favorite parts about Purdue, and what New Orleans means to him ( - ). Segments include Way to stay relevant baseball, Blake Snell injury. PR 101 us because Christian Yelich keeps hitting home runs. Who Farted, Max Kellerman edition, Talking Soccer and guys on dudes.
Recap
Big CatThere are only three quarterbacks in the NFL worth a 4-year, $140 million contract
There are three quarterbacks in all the NFL that you would give this deal to... Aaron Rodgers already got it. Russell Wilson just got it. Patrick Mahomes is the third. There's not anyone else. You can't think of any other guys.
PFT CommenterRyan Tannehill will finally take the 'next step' this year
Time for [Ryan Tannehill] to make that next step. He will make the next step this year. And Mariota will get hurt. Yes, he will.
PFT CommenterCapitals losing 5-0 is better than a close overtime loss
If it was a 4-3 overtime loss, I would be a little bit more worried. But the fact that I was rooting for it to get worse... 5-0, you can just wipe that one off. You can just say, wasn't our night, fellas.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatDaniel Jones will be the second quarterback taken in the 2019 NFL Draft
Daniel Jones from Duke, 6'5", 220, 6'5". John Elway just took off his pants, is rocketing up the mock drafts... But he might be the second guy taken.
PFT CommenterArchie Manning is behind the Daniel Jones hype to protect Eli Manning's job
Very clearly Archie Manning [is behind this] because the Manning family is fucking in love with Duke's coach [David Cutcliffe]... And this guy is just somebody that's been around Peyton and Eli for long enough that Archie's like, he's my third boy... He knows how to keep this guy under control and not be good enough to take Eli's job for at least five years.
Interview
Drew BreesNeil Armstrong is a more significant Purdue alum than I am
I'd say that's pretty significant, though, what Neil Armstrong accomplished. So I'd have to put him up there [above me].
Way To Stay Relevant
Big CatBlake Snell was actually having sex in the shower when he hurt his toe
Dude, you're having sex in the shower. Like that was a really long way of just saying, hey, I was having sex in the shower and I stubbed my toe.
Pr 101
Big CatChristian Yelich will ruin his swing if he participates in the Home Run Derby
Real talk. It's going to mess up his swing if he competes in the home run derby... You're going to fuck up your swing.
Who Farted
Big CatMax Kellerman farted on 'First Take' because he's terrified of Stephen A. Smith
I think he did fart, and I think it's because Stephen A. Smith has just been owning him with debates... Kellerman is scared of Stephen A. Smith. He is absolutely frightened by the very sight of him.