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Dungeons and Dragons, Goldberg & NFL Trade Deadline
We clean up MNF and talk about how lame the NFL Trade Deadline is. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including the return of MACtion and way to stay relevant baseball. (-) Timm Woods returns to continue our Dungeons and Dragons quest. (-) Wrestler, Actor and all around badass Goldberg joins the show to talk about his career in Football and Wrestling. (-) We finish with guys on chicks. (-)
Recap
Big CatThe Buccaneers are still top-tier contenders because they can win with their C-game
I'm not going to like ding [the Bucs] for that because... you didn't get a A+ effort from the box and they still won with their C game, which actually is a better sign for... it's like very good. It was a trap game.
PFT CommenterThe Saints could destroy the NFL's monopoly by suing over salary cap interference
If the Saints sue the NFL being like, 'Hey, you're interfering with the free market. We should be able to pay people whatever we want.' Then that case goes to like the Supreme Court. NFL loses its monopoly. The Saints could blow up the NFL if they want.
Hot Seat Cool Throne
HankThe Warriors' 'Oakland Forever' jerseys are total bullshit since they left town
They released jerseys for this year that say Oakland on them... It's like the Oakland forever jerseys and it got Warriors fans really mad because they left Oakland. Apparently there's like a lawsuit going on... it's messed up that they did that.
PFT CommenterHeat Wave's bloodline produces the most delicious cattle of all time
You would know that the most tasty cow of all time is Heat Wave and Heat Wave's bloodline lives on to this very day. And if you buy a direct descendant you from the Heat Wave, the most Billy cow of all.
Big CatStephen A. Smith refusing to mock the Cowboys is the meanest thing you can do to a fan
By saying this, this is the most he could ever make fun of... saying you're not even worthy to be made fun of, I feel so bad for you... I'm taking away the very last smidge of relevancy that you have is me making fun of you when you lose. This is the meanest thing that we could ever do to you.
Billy FootballHumans are more effective and cheaper than robots for retail inventory
Walmart has stopped using robots to do inventory because they realize that humans were actually just as effective and cheaper. So cool throne humans were cheaper than robots.
Guys On Chicks
Big CatIf you have to ask if a guy is serious about a relationship, he's just trying to fuck
I think if you're asking then it's he's just trying to fuck. Like if this is like the old... if you're asking if he's into a relationship or just trying to fuck, he's probably just trying to fuck.
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Billy FootballBats can predict the future using echolocation
Bats can actually see into the future because they predict where the inset... They've gotten so good at using echolocation, they can predict where an insect is going by processing the spatial information... So they can predict the future.