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Final Four Is Set, March Madness Has Killed Us + Dallas Braden Baseball Preview

Wednesday, March 31, 202117 takes

The Final Four is set after a shocker from UCLA to finish off the Elite 8 ( - ). Big Cat gets a text from Bill Walton mid show and they gameplan a response ( - ). More March Madness talk and Hot Seat Cool Throne including Kevin Durant direct messages ( - ) . Dallas Braden joins the show to preview the Baseball season with opening Day on Thursday, MVP's, World Series predictions and what's going on with the ball ( - ). We finish with FAQ's

Dallas Braden on MLB Preview, Elite 8 Recap, and KD's DMs

March has officially taken its toll. Big Cat and PFT opened the show admitted they are completely gassed after a grueling stretch of college hoops, but the Elite 8 did not disappoint. UCLA is somehow in the Final Four after an ugly, grinding win over Michigan, and Gonzaga looked like an absolute buzzsaw. PFT noted that while the 10:00 PM tip-offs were a test of endurance, they certainly weeded out the weak.

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Mar 31, 2021
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

10:00 PM tip-offs separate the real college basketball fans from the casuals

The late start times, I initially was like, you know what? This separates the casuals from the real fans like me, if you're willing to stay up until 10 for a tip-off. Two school nights in a row of 10 o'clock tip-offs. I think I've seen enough.

The concept of 'real fans' is subjective and cannot be definitively proven.

Big Cat was particularly impressed with the Zags, noting that despite everyone trying to talk themselves into USC being a tough matchup, the reality is that Mark Few has built a machine that simply doesn't stop.

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Mar 31, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

Gonzaga is so good that you shouldn't overthink their dominance

Gonzaga had the classic situation tonight where everyone is so sick of how good Gonzaga is that they all said to themselves, USC is the toughest opponent they'll ever meet... And I tweeted, obviously I lost the Michigan bet, but I said, don't overthink it. Gonzaga's that good.

Gonzaga beat USC by 19 and reached the National Championship game, proving they were indeed 'that good', though they did eventually lose the final to Baylor.

Looking ahead to the Final Four matchups, Big Cat isn't giving Houston much of a chance against the Baylor Bears. He thinks the Cougars' inability to shoot will finally catch up to them against a team that can actually fill it up.

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Mar 31, 2021
#8338
Big CatBig Cat

Baylor is going to absolutely crush Houston in the Final Four

So I think that Baylor is going to shit pump Houston. Well, so Houston deserves credit. I'm going to do it. I bashed them... They can't shoot.

Baylor defeated Houston 78-59 in the Final Four, a 19-point victory that fits the 'shit pump' description.

Despite the incredible drama of the tournament, there is a lingering feeling that the TV executives might be sweating the lack of blue bloods in the final weekend. With no Duke, no Kentucky, and no Big Ten or ACC representation, Big Cat thinks the ratings might take a hit regardless of how good the games are.

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Mar 31, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

The 2021 Final Four will likely be the lowest-watched in history because it lacks traditional blue-blood programs

This is going to be, not that we care, but there are people who care, probably the lowest watch final four. Right. You don't have any traditional blue bloods... you don't have any Big Ten. You don't have any ACC.

The 2021 NCAA Championship game between Gonzaga and Baylor drew 16.9 million viewers, which was the lowest on record for a title game at that time.

One of the biggest highlights of the tournament so far actually happened on the women's side. Both Big Cat and PFT agreed that the UConn-Baylor clash was the high-water mark for pure basketball entertainment in the tournament so far.

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Mar 31, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

The 2021 UConn-Baylor women's Elite Eight game was better than every game on the men's side

The UConn-Baylor women's game was better than any Elite Eight game in the men's side. For sure. It was an incredible game.

This is a subjective comparison of game quality and entertainment value.

NFL Pro Days and Shadow Coaches

Hot Seat/Cool Throne featured a heavy dose of NFL Draft talk as Pro Day season reaches its peak. Billy Football was enamored with Zach Wilson’s arm talent, specifically a cross-body throw that had the entire internet buzzing.

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Billy FootballBilly Football

Zach Wilson's cross-body pro day throw was absolutely insane

Zach Wilson had an insane throw where he rolled out left and then cross body through towards the right pylon, like 70 yards in the air.

The throw was widely considered impressive by scouts and media at the time, though its translation to NFL success is a different story.

On the flip side, Mac Jones didn't have the best showing in front of the scouts. PFT pointed out that Bill Belichick looked like he would rather be anywhere else in the world while watching the Alabama signal-caller struggle with his accuracy.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Mac Jones' pro day was not good and Bill Belichick was clearly unimpressed

As entertaining as it is, Mac Jones' pro day was not good... Bill Belichick was watching and he was like shaking his head no... He was putting the binoculars on the opposite way to look further away from Mac Jones because he was not happy.

This is a subjective evaluation of a player's performance and a coach's perceived body language.

PFT also checked in on his favorite coach, Hugh Jackson, who is back in the news for claiming he received a secret contract extension during his disastrous tenure with the Browns. PFT is convinced that Hugh is actually still running things behind the scenes.

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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Hugh Jackson is still the shadow head coach of the Cleveland Browns

Technically, Hugh Jackson got the Browns to the playoffs this year... because he's still employed. He's the shadow coach of the Cleveland Browns... I'm going to consider Hugh Jackson the shadow, the actual head coach of the Browns until I think he's got like another year.

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This is a satirical take based on Hugh Jackson's media tour claims; Kevin Stefanski was the actual and sole head coach.

Dallas Braden Previews Opening Day

With baseball back on Thursday, our good friend Dallas Braden joined the show to break down the landscape of the 2021 season. The conversation immediately turned to the "dead ball" rumors and the mysterious humidors being installed in various stadiums. Dallas also dropped a bombshell regarding how many pitchers are actually messing with the baseball.

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Mar 31, 2021
#8349
Dallas BradenDallas Braden

More than 80% of Major League pitchers doctor the baseball in some way

What percentage of non-athletics pitchers in general do you think are doctoring the ball in some way, shape, or form? I would say probably somewhere in the north of 80%... In terms of guys that just like that would use pine tar or something of that nature.

The subsequent 2021 'Sticky Stuff' scandal and MLB's mid-season crackdown confirmed that the vast majority of pitchers were using substances like Spider Tack and pine tar to increase spin rates.

When looking at the favorites, Dallas is high on the Dodgers and White Sox to meet in the Fall Classic, but Big Cat expressed some concern that the hype train for Fernando Tatis Jr. might be moving a little too fast given the league's ability to adjust to young stars.

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Mar 31, 2021
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Big CatBig Cat

Fernando Tatis Jr. is at risk for a regression year as the league adjusts to him

Is there a chance he [Fernando Tatis Jr.] might not have a great season because people figure him out and it's a quote-unquote sophomore slump even though it's his third year? And is there a chance that happens and we maybe got a little bit ahead of ourselves with the hype?

Tatis Jr. had an incredible 2021 season, hitting 42 home runs and finishing 3rd in MVP voting, proving Big Cat's regression concern was unfounded that year.

Dallas, ever the Oakland homer, isn't counting out the A's just yet. He expects Matt Olson to put up massive power numbers and thinks the rotation has enough depth to make a deeper run than people expect.

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Mar 31, 2021
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Dallas BradenDallas Braden

The Oakland Athletics can go deeper in the playoffs this season than they did last year

There's no reason that the Oakland A's, there's no reason that the Oakland A's can't make a run deeper into the postseason than they did last year... Matt Olsen very well could lead the league in home runs. Baseball. Fuck the league. Baseball. He very well could lead baseball in home runs.

The A's missed the playoffs entirely in 2021, and Matt Olsen hit 39 home runs (short of the 48 hit by Salvador Perez and Vladimir Guerrero Jr.).

Finally, the guys discussed the return of fans to stadiums and what that means for the Houston Astros. PFT is ready for the "Integrity Tour" to finally commence in person after the Astros were spared the wrath of opposing crowds during the shortened 2020 season.

Win
Mar 31, 2021
#8364
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Returning fans will make the 2021 season a miserable 'Integrity Tour' for the Astros

The Astros tour that happened last year... It's going to be different this year, man. It's going to be different this year because I don't care that it's 5,000, 10,000 fans, whatever. They're going to hear it, and they didn't hear it last year... We need to do a better job... of reminding people that the Astros did not get their tour last year.

The Astros were indeed booed relentlessly and showered with inflatable trash cans in stadiums across the country during the 2021 season.

Between the Final Four and Opening Day, it's the best time of the year to be a sports fan, even if it means we never sleep again.

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HankHank

Michael Strahan sold out by getting the gap in his teeth fixed

My hot seat's Michael Strahan... He got rid of the gap in his teeth... His approval rating will probably, I mean, people are used to seeing the gap, and it's like, you know, embrace your imperfections, dude.

This is a subjective opinion on personal appearance and branding.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The lowercase 'p' is just a smaller version of the uppercase 'P' that sits lower on the line

The lowercase P is the same as the uppercase P just moved down just like a little bit lower... But it's the exact same letter... Same but different.

In most standard fonts, the lowercase 'p' is structurally identical to the uppercase 'P' but scaled down and positioned lower relative to the baseline.
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Big CatBig Cat

Kevin Durant has actually become more likable by being more online

Kevin Durant is the most online person of all time. I think he has done the impossible. Usually when people are more online, they become worse people... Kevin Durant has become more likable by being online more.

Likability is subjective, though many sports fans did pivot to enjoying KD's 'Super Cool Kev' online persona.
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Mar 31, 2021
#24215
Dallas BradenDallas Braden

Walker Buehler is going to light the league up during the 2021 season

Why not walker buehler... I think that dude is gonna light some shit up this year if I'm being frank.

Walker Buehler had a career year in 2021, posting a 2.47 ERA and a 0.97 WHIP while finishing 4th in NL Cy Young voting.
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Mar 31, 2021
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Dallas BradenDallas Braden

The Dodgers and White Sox are the strongest candidates to reach the World Series

I believe the Dodgers are going to be there. I believe the White Sox are a team that is being strongly considered. I just, I feel like if they can handle business in their division, I like, man, I just like how they're built.

Neither the Dodgers nor the White Sox reached the 2021 World Series. The Dodgers lost in the NLCS and the White Sox lost in the ALDS.

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