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Huge Announcement With Deion Sanders, B1G Cancels Football, Hard Knocks, & Dungeons And Dragons

Wednesday, August 12, 202010 takes

The B1G and Pac 12 have cancelled their football seasons and it equals pain ( - ). Hard Knocks episode 1 was just a long coronavirus commercial ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with Kyle Kuzma, Steve Spurrier and Billy Football vs Jake ( - ). Deion Sanders joins the show to announce his signing with Barstool, the podcast he's going to do, and whether or not he would lock down Michael Thomas ( - ). Timm Woods joins us in studio to continue our Dungeons and Dragons game and we had a MAJOR plot twist ( - 1).

Recap

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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NFL should schedule low over/under games at 11:00 AM to replace Big Ten football

If there's no college football on Saturday... try to replace it... by just scheduling the game that has the lowest point total over under to be the 11 a.m. Game. Have it be like Broncos Redskins 11 am.

OpinionFootballMildSarcastic
The NFL did not move games to Saturday mornings to accommodate the Big Ten's absence.
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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

The 2020 Big Ten cancellation makes this the least fun autumn of our lifetimes

This fall is going to be possibly the least fun Autumn, excuse me, that we'll have in our lifetimes.

The Big Ten and Pac-12 did eventually reverse course and play shortened seasons starting in October/November 2020, but the initial cancellation certainly dampened the 'autumn' experience.
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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

Sean McVay scripted his shirtless scenes and dog tricks for Hard Knocks

Sean McVay took his shirt off which you know that he's been planning the entire summer... He's like, I'm going to work out this summer. I'm going to teach the dog cool basketball tricks and the pool and the second the cameras get here. Boom.

While McVay admitted the show is a production, there is no proof it was 'scripted' to this degree, though it is a widely held viewer opinion.

Hot Seat Cool Throne

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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The 5-overtime NHL game was caused by bad ice in Toronto

I personally blame the blame the ice in Toronto for the 5:00 overtime game.

While the ice quality was a concern during the August bubble play, the 5OT length was primarily due to elite goaltending (Korpisalo's 85 saves).
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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

Crutches are useless because they hurt your armpits more than your foot

I'm putting a man named... Emil Schlick in 1917. He invented the crutch and I'm saying the crutch is useless. It is my armpits are more sore than my foot.

The soreness of armpits from crutches is a factual physiological experience for many, though calling them 'useless' is hyperbole.
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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020·Hot Seat/Cool Throne
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Billy FootballBilly Football

If you don't like Nickelback, you are a sheeple

Cool throne Nickelback. If you don't like Nickelback your sheeple.

Music preference is entirely subjective.

Interview

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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020
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Deion SandersDeion Sanders

NFL players who opt out of the 2020 season risk never playing in the league again

If you opt out, I just really want you to know there's a major possibility in chance that you may never play again... This is a business until business slaps us in the face.

While some stars returned without issue, many fringe players who opted out did struggle to find footing in the league again, as Deion predicted.
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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020
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Deion SandersDeion Sanders

The NFL will definitely play its season this year

I really do feel like In the film [NFL] will place [play] this year.

The NFL played all 256 regular-season games and the full postseason on schedule.
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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020
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Deion SandersDeion Sanders

The Patriots have a better chance of winning with Cam Newton than they did with Tom Brady

I think they have a better shot with Cam than Tom. Well, that's the thing. Holy shit. You think about that?

The Patriots went 7-9 with Cam Newton and missed the playoffs in 2020, while Tom Brady won the Super Bowl with the Buccaneers. This take was historically wrong.
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Take Slip·Aug 12, 2020
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Deion SandersDeion Sanders

In my prime, I would have held Michael Thomas to zero catches and zero yards

Why would you even ask me something like that? ... Stat line? ... Zero catches, zero yards. Do you understand how disruptive that is to understand if you curl your route one step too far that you could possibly see me dance with six days into the next game?

This is a cross-era hypothetical that can never be proven.