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Ice Cube, Mike Portnoy & Lenny Dykstra
Spring Training and the guys are ready to break down all the Spring Training story lines you're bound to hear ( - ). Sports Do Overs in honor of Adele's Do Over at the Grammys ( - ). Ice Cube joins the show to talk about his new movie Fist Fight, 3 on 3 basketball league, and a rap battle against PFT ( - ). The People's Lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk about criminal trespassing at the Westminster Dog Show, the new Barstool Employee Handbook, and Portnoy's Complaint ( - ). Segments include Bad Visual for Phil Jackson, Put one in his earhole, Locker Room Talk with Lenny, As a White Guy, Man Card, Fair Play Mike and Mike, PR 101 for Vince Young, and Jimbos Of The Week.
Recap
Big CatBaseball players' stupidity has become a charming part of the sport
I love how baseball players, it's become charming how stupid they are. I mean, it's just really, they're just a bunch of stupid people and everyone says, 'Oh, isn't this so funny?'
Big CatMets spring training is essentially just a timeline update on Tommy John surgeries
It's also a.k.a. just Mets spring training. That's just basically all of Mets spring training is, oh, hey, all of our pitchers are somewhere in the timeline of Tommy John, so let's just update everyone on that.
Big CatTeams that have spring training arguments over who their closer is will lose 90 to 100 games
I have also written down the 'who's the closer' argument. Those are teams that don't have a closer and they're trying a bunch of people out. Those teams usually will lose somewhere between 90 and 100 games.
Big CatRussia would have won the Cold War if they had beaten the U.S. in the 1980 Olympic hockey game
I have two. One is a historical one with the Russians, which they had to do over in 1980. They would have won the Cold War if they won that hockey game.
Interview
Big CatKobe Bryant failed in his attempt to copy Michael Jordan's entire career
Do you ever sit back and you are like, damn, Kobe Bryant tried to copy everything Michael Jordan did and he totally failed?
Ice CubeMagic Johnson is the greatest basketball player and the number one Laker of all time
Magic Johnson. Without a doubt. He's the number one basketball... him and Larry Bird, they are the NBA. Magic and Bird put NBA in prime time.
Ice CubeThe NFL should build stadiums for teams so they don't have to move
They should stay. The NFL should build them a stadium. I mean, damn, the NFL making all this money, man. Build your teams a stadium so they don't have to move. Try that. They're making billions and they want taxpayers to pay for it.
Ice CubeThe Chargers and Clippers are garbage and Los Angeles doesn't want them
San Diego, keep your teams, man. Keep your garbage. First you sent us the Clippers. Now we got the Chargers. You know what I mean? It sucks, man. Who want them?
Mr. PortnoyCustomer service lines intentionally disconnect you when transferring to customer relations
Then when you start to talk about why you're calling, you know what happens? They'll say, oh, we're in the sales department. We're going to transfer you over to Customer relations, and then what do you think happens? You get disconnected. I've lived through this.
Put One In His Earhole
PFT CommenterAutoplay videos are good because they remind you to close old browser tabs
I keep tabs open, about eight tabs at a time, and most of the tabs are open for about six hours. If you have an autoplay video that starts after three hours of me being on that website—it reminds me to close out the tab.
Man Card
Big CatDonald Trump not filling out a March Madness bracket is the most treasonous thing a person could do
Trump has said that he's not filling out a bracket for March Madness. Not filling out a bracket is probably the most treasonous thing you could do. I agree. I think that this could be what flips some Republicans.