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Jerry O'Connell, The Bills End The Patriots, Week 13 Picks And Preview + Fyre Fest

Friday, December 2, 202212 takes

The Bills killed the Patriots on Thursday Night Football and apparently Chris Paul is fucking Kim Kardashian (-). We preview Week 13 with picks and talk about every game including Kyler Murray and Russ Wilson having everyone hate them (-). Fantasy Primals in honor of Liver King (-). Jerry O'Connell joins the show to recap our fantasy season, how the Jets are doing, a poem for Hank and more (-). We finish with fyre fest of the week (-).

Recap

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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2022
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Patriots are dead and face a multi-year decline

Patriots are dead. Yeah, it's, it's like madlibs. Like are they, are they dead this, this year or is this like a, this feels like it's a multi-year thing going on.

The Patriots finished 8-9 in 2022 and 4-13 in 2023, eventually parting ways with Belichick, confirming a multi-year decline.
Win
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Bill O'Brien would be a great fit as the Patriots offensive coordinator

They're probably gonna get Bill O'Brien cuz he wants to come back to the nfl. He wants to leave Alabama. So I actually think that'd be, that'd be a great fit. Bring him back to New England. Yeah, bill O'Brien is a very good offensive coordinator.

Bill O'Brien was indeed hired as the Patriots OC in January 2023.
Void
Take Slip·Dec 2, 2022
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HankHank

Josh Allen is by far the best quarterback in the NFL

Tonight it was like watching, you know, the Patriots struggle and then Josh Allen's the best about Oh, your by far. He's like watching him is watching like the old Patriots where he makes every throw, he makes every play right. They look unstoppable.

Allen is consistently top-tier, but 'by far' is subjective and debatable against Patrick Mahomes.

Picks

Void
Take Slip·Dec 2, 2022·Picks
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Big CatBig Cat

Kyler Murray's biggest problem is that he is fundamentally a baseball player

Not to be Colin Coward here, but I feel like Kyle and Murray's biggest problem is he's a baseball player. Baseball players, they care about themselves. They have individual accolades. Football is a team sport. Kyle Murray's a baseball player.

This is an psychological assessment of an athlete's mentality that cannot be factually proven.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 2, 2022·Picks
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Billy FootballBilly Football

Mike White's ceiling is Tom Brady

So I like Mike. His ceiling is Tom Brady. I said this when he got his ceiling is Tom Brady.

Mike White never became a franchise starter, let alone Tom Brady. He was a backup for the Dolphins shortly after.
Win
Take Slip·Dec 2, 2022·Picks
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Lions will destroy the Jaguars in Week 13

Give the lions minus three. Whoa. I The lions minus three. I'm putting 'em on the table right now. It's not gonna happen. Love that outta the lines are gonna destroy him.

The Lions beat the Jaguars 40-14 on December 4, 2022. PFT was exactly right.
Loss
Take Slip·Dec 2, 2022·Picks
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Big CatBig Cat

The Chiefs will have a 'double revenge' game and beat the Bengals

The Kansas City Chiefs double revenge minus two double revenge spot. Double revenge means something. The chiefs are going for double revenge. Last year they lost in the regular season and AFC championship game. I think this is the best the chiefs are going to look all season. Is this weekend on Sunday?

The Bengals beat the Chiefs 27-24 on December 4, 2022. The double revenge narrative failed.
Push
Take Slip·Dec 2, 2022·Picks
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Deshaun Watson will be rusty and the Texans will cover +7

Texans plus seven Dashaun Watson's coming back. He is playing his first game of football since January 3rd, 2021. That's essentially two years. In between football games. That's a long time. It's a long time to not play football. Yes.

The Browns won 27-14. Watson was indeed rusty (131 yards, 0 TD, 1 INT), but the Browns defense/special teams scored 3 TDs, covering the spread.
Loss
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HankHank

Tom Brady is coming back to play for the Patriots next season

I'm kind of, I'm I'm back on Brady. You don't think the reason they left is cuz Giselle. He missed you the entire time. If Brady wants to come back, like that's, that's really all it is. Basically. They have the cap space to do it if they want to, which I'm sure they would. And I'm sure Tom wants to come back.

Brady retired for good (or so it seems) following the 2022 season and never returned to the Patriots as a player.

Interview

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Take Slip·Dec 2, 2022
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Jerry O'ConnellJerry O'Connell

Mike White has a four-interception game coming soon

The only thing I'm worried about was that four pick game last season. It's like, you know, that's there somewhere. You know what I'm saying? You know, it's almost like herpes, you know... You know there's a four pick game coming up with Mike White. We just hope it's not the weekend.

White didn't have a 4-INT game in the remainder of 2022, though he struggled with injuries and inconsistent play before being benched/replaced.
Win
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Jerry O'ConnellJerry O'Connell

Don't ever bet parlays or exotics; stick to single bets

I read a book in the nineties called The Right Horse. It basically said exotics. parlays for example. You should never bet them cuz they're so enticing. And it's humans. We wanna bet a parlay even like a two game, partly... basically the book, I mean, I'll sum it all up for you, says don't do it. Bet one bet.

Mathematically, parlays increase the house edge, so this is generally accepted as sound gambling advice.
Loss
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Jerry O'ConnellJerry O'Connell

The Colts will cover +11 against the Cowboys in Week 13

The Colts are gonna cover over Dallas. I don't know, I just think, you know, my book was giving 11 points last I checked and I just think the Cols are gonna cover.

The Cowboys defeated the Colts 54-19. The Colts did not cover.