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Jerry Springer, Kyle Long On The Bears HUGE Win, And Guys On Chicks
MNF recap, the Bears are back and the Skins have PFT very angry. (-) We call our good friend Kyle Long to talk about the Bears HUGE victory and what Club Dub is like with all the cameras in the locker room. (- ) Hot Seat/Cool Throne.(-) Jerry Springer joins the show to talk about his career, his new show, the wildest stories he covered and Sky Line Chili.(-) Segments include How Dare You Sir, (-) Pardon My Take's Technology corner for Pat Fitzgerald,(-) PMT Sports Biz Minute,(-) and Guys on Chicks.(-)
Recap
PFT CommenterDan Snyder must be removed as owner of the Redskins
The nepotism, the racial slurs, the incompetent one-sided negotiations, the the awful trade deals that were getting ourselves into... it's time that we remove Dan Snyder. It's time we get his ass out of the nation's capital.
PFT CommenterThe Redskins have a zero percent chance of beating the Giants next week
Zero percent chance. Zero percent chance... even when the Giants are awful they lose by 30 in the middle and they they they they could be Giants next week zero percent chance.
Big CatMason Rudolph is a 'dumb face' quarterback who will never be a winning starter
Mason Rudolph has a dumb face. I've done my I've done my analysis of him. He's never going to be a winning quarterback.
PFT CommenterJay Gruden will be the first NFL coach fired this season
Jay Gruden. Yeah, he's gone. He's gone, maybe midseason. Who knows?... Jay Gruden is by far the most likely [to be first fired].
Hot Seat Cool Throne
Big CatElon Musk is actually a front for Jeff Bezos
Elon Musk is actually Jeff Bezos. It's his front. So Elon Musk is like we're going to go to Mars... so everyone talks about him and then Jeff Bezos is in the background doing the real shit doing the drones doing all that.
PFT CommenterJeff Bezos remains bald to keep the 'fire within' to destroy the world
Bald guys are angrier... I think he keeps himself bald to keep that Fire Within. If he had his hair he be like everything's perfect. Why would I build a bunch of robot drones that could kill the world?
How Dare You Sir
PFT CommenterMichael Vick is not the moral authority to criticize Cam Newton's fashion
Michael Vick saying how dare you sir to Cam Newton wearing ridiculous postgame outfits... so strong words from the moral authority of quarterback play. Stay stick to just playing football don't do anything outside of football like wearing ridiculous outfits or murdering dogs.
Guys On Chicks
Big CatThe umbilical cord acts like a snorkel so pregnant women can swim without the baby drowning
Umbilical cord is like a snorkel. So if you keep your belly button above the water is fine. That's actually fact for real. Yeah, that's how babies breathe.