I will eat one hot dog every hour for 24 hours during the grit stream

Big Cat's going to be eating a hot dog one hot dog every single hour. I will go back and forth between buns. I will probably more buns and last but there will definitely be some hours that I Rod... I want to eat 24 hot dogs.

I will drink one beer every hour for 24 hours during the grit stream

I have to drink a beer at the top of every hour one deer per hour. I'm still a little bit nervous about that. I don't think I've ever drank 24 beers over that long of a period of time before.

I thought the Mets would be the first team to have a massive COVID outbreak

I would have bet my ball sack it was going to be the Mets that would have all their players infected in every other team be fine. So that's actually saying what about my ball sack? Yeah... I'm shocked that it's the Marlins.

LeBron James has played statistically worse on Tuesday nights since the start of the 'Taco Tuesday' era

He did a statistical analysis of every single LeBron James game played on a Tuesday night... he found out that pre Taco Tuesday he had win percentage that was 4% higher than normal. In the Taco Tuesday era, it's minus 2 percent. So he's doing statistically way way worse on Tuesday nights because he's eating so many tacos or maybe he's waiting to eat them till after the game and that's all he can look forward to.

Aaron Rodgers used tequila to cope with the Jordan Love draft pick

Aaron Rodgers... he said that when he found out that Jordan love got drafted he used some tequila to cope. So problem drinking. I thought he said that he likes Scotch. Yeah, so he's problem Joe. He's mixing his liquor shop and he was like, I need the hard stuff. I'm going to the tequila.

Kirk Cousins is the most consistent 'Dad' in the NFL because he wears socks with thong sandals

Kirk Cousins... he wears socks with his sandals and gives himself a toe-edgy. For Kirk Cousins, we always bash him, but he's consistent. That is a man who uses tinfoil on his grill for steaks, that is a man who is as corny as possible. I'm happy that he is consistent in what he wears.

Ben Roethlisberger looks significantly skinnier heading into the 2020 season

He's actually called 'Slim Ben' now. As you guys know, he lost some weight and that's probably the better for him and better for our team. I'm super excited for what he's bringing to the table.

USC's biggest problem is that they aren't recruiting well enough in the trenches

I think we just got to recruit better. The biggest part is we got to go down south and get those big guys who's going to be in the trenches. We're going to have the athletes, we're going to have the skill players... our biggest problem is I think we could be better in the trenches.

The Steelers will finish the 2020 season 13-3

I'm going with the Thirteen and three thirteen and three even better.

NFL team scouts and players have a mutual lack of respect for each other's talent evaluation

Between players and scouting department, players think scouts suck, and scouts tell players to stick to playing. There's always like that division of who can judge talent because as a player, you're like 'I fucking do this' and then you got the scouts who judge you and people in the media who try and place you in a box.

Living a results-oriented life will lead to failure because you'll be moved by external factors

If you live in a results-oriented world you're going to fail because you're going to be moved by external factors all the time. People are going to label you and you're going to buy into it because all you gave a shit about is what results are being said to you... it's all about the fucking process.

I am officially opting in to play the 2020 NFL season

I am officially opting into the 2020 season. Yes, my doors opened. My phone's open everyone knows where to find a mentor named going in the circuit and we got you.