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Mark Cuban, This League, And Guys On Chicks

Wednesday, February 5, 202017 takes

The NFL is gone and it's time for THIS LEAGUE. Ja Morant vs the Warriors and Ben Simmons vs his own team ( - ). Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Mark Dantonio and the Iowa Caucus ( - ). Dallas Mavs owner and Shark Tank investor Mark Cuban joins the show to talk about whether or not he regrets not investing in Big Cat's brain, the future of the NBA, investing on Shark Tank, and all the different companies he owns ( - ). Segments include bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the bachelor, hope he sees this king, and guys on chicks..

Mark Cuban on NBA Ratings, AI Technology, and Shark Tank

The NFL season is officially over, which means it is time for the drama of the NBA to take center stage. Big Cat and PFT Commenter waste no time jumping into 'This League' territory, specifically the brewing beef between the Memphis Grizzlies and Andre Iguodala. With Ja Morant and Dillon Brooks taking shots at a guy who hasn't even played for them this year, Big Cat is convinced that the timing of this flare-up is far from accidental.

Loss
Feb 5, 2020·This League
#3992
Big CatBig Cat

The recent NBA drama between the Warriors and Grizzlies was likely scripted

I'm convinced that there was a script going around to the Golden State Warriors to the Memphis Grizzlies... This is like sweeps week. Everyone in the NBA knew now's our time to strike and they did it with a perfect timing... It was almost a little bit too perfect and too coincidental.

The NBA does not literally script player beefs, though the timing was fortuitous.

The guys also touched on the Sixers getting absolutely smoked by the Heat in Miami. Big Cat pointed out that the Sixers have a serious chemistry problem between their two stars, but the real reason for the loss might be much simpler: South Beach.

Void
Feb 5, 2020·This League
#3999
Big CatBig Cat

Always bet against cold-weather teams when they play in Miami

I've had a long-standing theory that any team from a cold-weather city or a city that's going through cold weather whenever they go to Miami bet against him. Yeah, of course and I mean, it's doubly true when you can see you can literally go on Instagram and see them at the game having a great time.

This is a subjective gambling theory, though many bettors subscribe to the logic.

Mark Cuban on the State of the NBA

Mark Cuban finally makes his long-awaited appearance on the show. The Mavs owner hasn't forgotten about his previous meeting with Big Cat and PFT Commenter, where he famously declined to invest a million dollars in Big Cat’s brain. Cuban is unapologetic about his 'Shark' mentality, noting that he wanted the guys to struggle and hustle rather than getting liquid too early.

The conversation shifted to the declining TV ratings for the NBA, but Cuban isn't sweating it. He believes the traditional metrics are lying because the league's younger fanbase has completely moved away from cable.

Win
Feb 5, 2020
#4005
Mark CubanMark Cuban

NBA ratings are only down on TV because younger fans are cord-cutters

NBA ratings have taken a little bit of a dip totally different right... cord cutters, right? If your shows on television a nobody watch it... our numbers are down primarily on TNT which doesn't have as much carriage and as much linked to younger audiences... our streaming numbers the really really good.

While TV ratings have declined, the NBA has consistently pointed to social engagement and streaming as counter-metrics, supporting Cuban's claim.

Cuban also compared the viewing experience of the NBA to the NFL, arguing that basketball offers more bang for your buck in terms of actual gameplay per hour.

Win
Feb 5, 2020
#4007
Mark CubanMark Cuban

NFL games only have 12 minutes of actual action while the NBA has 48

The thing about football on TV... you only have to watch 12 minutes. There's only 12 minutes of action. In an NBA game, it's a little bit harder. Yeah, because you're watching 48 minutes of action, there's always something going on.

Wall Street Journal and other studies have consistently found roughly 11 minutes of actual play in an NFL game.

Sharks and Science Fiction

Things got weirdly futuristic when Cuban started listing off his various investments. He’s currently into companies that can turn human hair into diamonds and AI software that can replicate voices to translate content into different languages perfectly. He even suggested the PMT crew could use it to expand their reach.

Win
Feb 5, 2020
#4008
Mark CubanMark Cuban

AI will allow podcasts to be seamlessly translated into native languages like Chinese while preserving the original voice

I got this company Synthesia right where we can just over we could take train a voice to put on anybody... it looks like I'm saying it right because it matches all up... if we get you guys sitting there and training it for like 20 minutes and you want to have it done in Native Chinese or native Spanish or whatever. So it looks like you guys are doing the podcast.

In 2023, Spotify launched exactly this feature using OpenAI's voice-cloning technology.

Beyond the tech, Cuban remains a massive fan of rugby, a sport PFT has long championed as the 'sport of the future.' Cuban thinks the US version of the game finally has the right leadership to break through to the mainstream.

Push
Feb 5, 2020
#22458
Mark CubanMark Cuban

Rugby will succeed in the US if the MLR can effectively sell and sponsor the sport

It's tougher to get going but it's as it turns out, Major League Rugby... George Killebrew just became the commissioner and so they're in good hands now. You got to get sponsors and you got to learn how to sell it... if it's going to happen, he's the guy to do it.

MLR is still active as of 2024, showing some level of success/sustainability, though it remains a niche sport in the US.

Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Guys on Chicks

In Hot Seat/Cool Throne, Big Cat discussed the shocking retirement of Mark Dantonio at Michigan State. While Dantonio claims he wants to spend more time with family, the timing—just after a massive bonus and in the middle of a lawsuit—is certainly 'efficient.' Big Cat couldn't help but wonder if another legendary coach might be eyeing the vacancy just to spite the Wolverines.

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Big CatBig Cat

Urban Meyer would go to Michigan State just to beat Michigan 'from the other angle'

How bad would it be if Urban Meyer went there [Michigan State]? Oh, that'd be so fun and beat the fuck out of Michigan from the other angle. Yes, you know the thought has occurred to him in the last six hours.

Urban Meyer did not take the Michigan State job (Mel Tucker did), so the hypothetical never materialized.

Finally, the show wrapped up with a legendary 'Guys on Chicks' segment featuring a listener asking for advice on her husband's desire to pee through her legs while she's on the toilet. While most would call it a red flag, Big Cat saw it as a training opportunity.

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Big CatBig Cat

Peeing through your partner's legs into the toilet is a great way to improve accuracy and bond

It's a test of your accuracy. It's actually exhilarating... There's no downside to this. Zero only upside. For the environment, accuracy, bonding time. Think about it. You don't get to spend time with your significant other when they're in the bathroom. Now you do.

This is a subjective lifestyle 'opinion' based on an absurd premise.

Hopefully, the training helps his accuracy before he tries it out in the wild.

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Win
Feb 5, 2020·This League
#3994
Big CatBig Cat

Ja Morant will win Rookie of the Year

And Ja Morant, who I love, future Rookie of the Year, responded with Kevin Durant being like hey who won those rings Kevin Durant?

Ja Morant did win the 2019-20 NBA Rookie of the Year award.
Win
Feb 5, 2020·This League
#3995
Big CatBig Cat

Joel Embiid and Ben Simmons cannot play together

I mean the Sixers are in a big trouble. I'm prop trust the process. They don't know what to do. They have two guys that can't play together.

The pairing eventually failed, resulting in Simmons refusing to play and being traded in 2022.
Win
Feb 5, 2020·This League
#3997
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Miami Heat will make the Eastern Conference Finals

In the PFT basketball prediction Market, I think the Heat are going to make the Eastern Conference Finals.

The Miami Heat did make the Eastern Conference Finals (and the NBA Finals) in 2020.
Loss
Big CatBig Cat

The PMT crew will perform a set of bench press before every single show

The bench press is finally fully operational... I say that we cranked out a set before every single show. I'm down for that.

While they did use the bench occasionally for segments and 'Lotto' bits, they did not consistently bench before every single show for any significant period.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Iowa Caucus should be taken away from Iowa and given to Florida

Iowa basically fucked up and I think that Iowa's lost their going first privileges... I think journalists are going to take it away from them and give it to Florida because they'd rather go hang out in Florida during [the winter].

The Iowa Caucus remained the first in the nation for the 2024 Republican primary, though the Democrats moved their first primary to South Carolina.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars are only playing back-to-back London games to pay for a stadium renovation in Jacksonville

What's actually happening is the Jaguars are doing two games back to back just so that they can have enough money to totally redo their stadium in Jacksonville. Better Fan Experience.

The Jaguars did eventually secure a massive stadium renovation deal with the city of Jacksonville in 2024, totaling $1.4 billion.
Win
Feb 5, 2020
#4006
Mark CubanMark Cuban

Major League Baseball is 'fucked' because they restrict highlights on social media

Major League Baseball because they are very strict about what you can post on social media. They're fucked like you can't you can't take a highlight... their logic is they want to monetize all those views through their own proprietary feeds. The NBA is the exact opposite.

MLB eventually loosened these rules, acknowledging that the previous policy hindered growth among younger fans.
Push
Big CatBig Cat

LeBron James is using his name to help the Knicks front office as leverage for his son's future

Rich Paul being the president of the Knicks... LeBron James being like hey use my name to get my son drafted... This is LeBron James being like hey use my name to get my son drafted... LeBron James never plays for the Knicks. No, absolutely no no chance in hell.

Rich Paul did not become the Knicks president (Leon Rose did), and LeBron hasn't played for them, though he did exert influence to get Bronny drafted (by the Lakers).
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Big CatBig Cat

The best way to get a roommate to move out is to aggressively 'gas up' the next guy they date

What you really have to do is just encourage her to move in with whatever the next guy that she hangs out with is. You gas up the next guy she talks to. Gasoline obscene amount. Yes, and then boom she's moving out.

Subjective social strategy.

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