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Week 4 Fastest 2 Minutes ( - ). Should the Patriots Panic, are Joe Flacco, Eli Manning, and Joe Flacco done or finished and football headaches ( - ). Who's Back of the Week ( - ). Football Guy of the Week featuring the newest hold back guy Adam Smotherman ( - ). Jets Running Back Matt Forte joins the show to talk about being a running back in the NFL for a decade, how locker rooms work, and whether or not he could take us in a fight ( - ). Segments include Clutch Gene for Pablo Sandoval, the debut of our newest segment "Pardon My Woke", PR 101 for OJ Simpsons, Bad Sports Town Barcelona, and That's Enough Internet For Today
Recap
Big CatBill Belichick is tanking the Patriots' defense to prevent Matt Patricia from being hired as a head coach elsewhere
Is this Bill Belichick being the master puppeteer and making Matt Patricia undesirable for other teams to hire away this offseason? Because guess what? No one's going to want to interview him after this shit. He'll be there another year.
Big CatJared Goff is a league MVP candidate
Jared Goff, league MVP candidate. Jared Goff, actually good. I love seeing this because everyone who jumped off the Jared Goff bandwagon, you go fuck yourself.
PFT CommenterSean McVay is winning with Jeff Fisher's players and Jeff Fisher didn't get enough credit for developing them
McVay is winning with Jeff Fisher's players. That's the thing. It's a bad situation because obviously Jeff didn't get enough chances to develop his guys. And so somebody else comes in and they take advantage of it.
Big CatCoach O is the greatest interim head coach of all time, but not a great permanent head coach
Coach O is the greatest interim head coach of all time. Of all time. You give him some guys that aren't getting the most out of themselves... Coach O will whip them into shape in two seconds. You give Coach O the team from day one... he's a great interim coach. He's not the greatest head coach.
PFT CommenterDabo Swinney is Millennial Nick Saban
Dabo Swinney has become basically like Nick Saban with higher T... Dabo Swinney has yet to hit his prime football guy years. Dabo is millennial Nick Saban. That's it. He's Nick Saban with a smartphone.
Big CatOdell Beckham Jr. is the new J.J. Watt of milking injuries for attention
Odell might be the new J.J. Watt in terms of always being injured and showing how he's in. He has the injuries that he then plays through those injuries. Kind of a Tiger Woods thing... oh, my finger. Wow, let's do a million sideline reports on my finger while I keep playing.
Who Is Back
Big CatAlabama's second string could win the SEC
Alabama debates are back... could Alabama's second team win the SEC? Because they're deep. Real deep... the Hawaiian quarterback [Tua Tagovailoa], the second string, it would be unbelievable.
Interview
Matt ForteThe Bears would have won the Super Bowl if Jay Cutler hadn't been injured in the 2010 NFC Championship
I wish when we were there, when we went to NFC Championship and we lost... Would have won a Super Bowl if Jay [Cutler] didn't hurt his knee. Fact.
Pr 101
PFT CommenterOJ Simpson could redeem his public image by murdering Bill Cosby
If OJ wants to, if he really wants to be a success in America again, go kill Bill Cosby. So if OJ just straight up murdered Bill Cosby, I think you'd see a lot of people forgive him. Forgive and forget.
Outro
Big CatHobbies are red flags for men; you should only play video games or watch sports
If a man has a hobby, that's just a red flag. Hobbies are red flags always and forever. You either play video games or you watch sports. That's how men do it.