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Mike Florio 10/31/16

Monday, October 31, 201615 takes

NFL Week 8 Recap ( - ). Cubs win Game 5 and the World Series is headed back to Cleveland ( - ). Football Guy of the week awards ( - ). The Tiger Woods who's back of the week ( - ). Mike Florio joins the show to talk NFL ratings, Dak in Dallas, and the dildo incident in Buffalo ( - ). Segments include PR 101, Kickers Psychiatrist, Put one in his earhole, Travel Complaint of the week. Respect the Biz. The debut of If The Season Ended Today and a deep dive connect the dots about ties in the NFL.

Mike Florio on NFL Ratings, Dak vs. Romo, and the Buffalo Dildo

The vibes are high on this Halloween Monday as the Cubs have officially staved off elimination in the World Series. Big Cat is back from Chicago after witnessing some brutal losses in Games 3 and 4, but Game 5 provided a spark of hope thanks to an eight-out save from Aroldis Chapman. Despite the uphill battle, the belief in the North Side is flickering back to life.

Win
Oct 31, 2016
#12615
Big CatBig Cat

I am 70% confident that the Cubs will force a Game 7 in the World Series

I'm 70% confident that the Cubs can get to Game 7. [Then] Game 7 is 50-50. Game 7 is a coin flip.

The Cubs did force a Game 7 and eventually won the World Series.

Of course, it wouldn't be a Monday without some NFL talk, and the board provided plenty of weirdness. We had a dildo thrown on the field in Buffalo, the Raiders setting penalty records, and yet another tie. While the Cubs are giving Big Cat life, the Bears are doing the exact opposite.

Loss
Oct 31, 2016
#12616
Big CatBig Cat

I am 100% confident the Bears will lose to the Vikings on Monday Night Football

No, the Bears are going to lose to the Vikings. Actually, I'm 100% confident in that.

The Bears actually beat the Vikings 20-10 on Monday night, making Big Cat's 100% confident prediction wrong.

Mike Florio on the State of the NFL

Friend of the program Mike Florio joined the show to discuss why everyone seems to be complaining about the NFL lately. The ratings are down, and while some point to the election, Mike Florio thinks the answer is much simpler: the product on the field has been subpar.

Void
Oct 31, 2016
#12618
Mike FlorioMike Florio

NFL ratings are down primarily because the prime time games have been poor

One reality is the games haven't been very good... You're going to have some crappy primetime games. But even Jaguars-Titans... the problem is, more often than not, the primetime games have been crap.

This is a subjective analysis of a trend that occurred during the 2016 season.

One of the biggest issues has been the recent string of ties, including the Redskins and Bengals ending in a deadlock in London. Mike Florio has a simple fix that would keep fans from feeling like they just wasted four hours of their lives.

Void
Oct 31, 2016
#12619
Mike FlorioMike Florio

The NFL should adopt the college football overtime system to eliminate ties

I wouldn't have a problem with them ripping up the current overtime system and just going with the college approach. That works. The games are exciting. And I don't think anyone's ever complained that the college system is not a good system.

The NFL has adjusted overtime rules since then but has not adopted the exact college system.

We also touched on the looming quarterback controversy in Dallas. Dak Prescott has the Cowboys rolling, but Tony Romo is lurking. According to Mike Florio, the power structure in Dallas isn't as simple as Jerry Jones making every call from his throne.

Void
Oct 31, 2016
#12621
Mike FlorioMike Florio

Stephen Jones and Jason Garrett make the big decisions in Dallas while letting Jerry Jones be the face of the franchise

When it's time to make big decisions, it's Stephen Jones and Jason Garrett that make the decisions and they otherwise let Jerry think he's running the show.

This is a matter of internal team power dynamics that can't be definitively proven but matches reporting of that era.
Win
Oct 31, 2016
#12620
Mike FlorioMike Florio

The Cowboys will stick with Dak Prescott as long as he continues to win games

If Dak Prescott continues to win games, then the decision is you roll with the hot hand... I think they are going to stick with Prescott as long as he keeps doing well.

Dak Prescott remained the starter for the rest of the season and Tony Romo retired afterward.

Football Guy of the Week & Who's Back

Football Guy of the Week had some heavy hitters. Jim Harbaugh was spotted in the Wrigley Field bleachers with a baseball glove, looking like he was ready to box out his own wife for a foul ball. We also had Wade Phillips getting carted off and giving a thumbs up while strapped to a board—true football guy behavior.

For 'Who's Back', PFT highlighted that the silver and black are officially returning to their outlaw roots after a record-breaking performance by the referees in Tampa.

Win
Oct 31, 2016·Who's Back
#12617
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Raiders are officially back as the 'Bad Boy' team of the NFL

I have the Bad Boy Raiders are back. The team of the 70s. Silver and black... They set a record for most penalties in a game... Al Davis bad boys are in town.

The 2016 Raiders finished 12-4 and made the playoffs for the first time since 2002, so they were indeed 'back' that season.

Big Cat focused on the real winner of Halloween: the financial savvy of waiting 24 hours to satisfy a sweet tooth.

Void
Oct 31, 2016·Who's Back
#27588
Big CatBig Cat

Discounted candy the day after Halloween is an S-tier life hack

Discounted candy. After Halloween, who's back? You go into Dwayne Reed and it's 50% off your Snickers bars. Hey, get this fucking candy off my shelves, huh? Give you a discount on it.

Subjective opinion on the value of cheap candy.

The Debut of 'If The Season Ended Today'

We introduced a brand new segment called 'If The Season Ended Today' to analyze the current landscape of sports with zero context of the future. It’s a great way to make bold claims that will definitely stay true forever.

Win
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Golden State Warriors would miss the playoffs if the season ended today (Oct 31, 2016)

If the season ended today, the Golden State Warriors would not be in the playoffs.

At the time of recording, the Warriors were not in a top-8 seed position due to the very early season standings.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

There would be no World Series champion if the season ended today

If the season ended today, we're taping this before the Cubs game, if the season ended today, there would be no World Series champion.

OpinionBaseballMildSarcastic
Technically true as the series was mid-play.

To wrap things up, Big Cat went down a 'Connect the Dots' rabbit hole involving Roger Goodell, the sudden influx of ties, and kickers missing chip shots. If we see another tie next week, just know that the fix is in and the transition to college overtime is already being printed on the league's letterhead.

Don't forget to check out the Instagram to see the ladies who dressed up as PFT for Halloween—it’s a confusing time for everyone involved.

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Win
Oct 31, 2016
#27587
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Rugby sold out Soldier Field before lacrosse did

Rugby actually sold out Soldier Field before lacrosse did. So just a little check on your predictions.

The Ireland vs. New Zealand rugby match at Soldier Field in November 2016 did indeed sell out, whereas major lacrosse events had not reached that capacity at that venue.
Win
Oct 31, 2016
#12622
Mike FlorioMike Florio

The Vikings will eventually find a spectacular way to blow their season

I know what's going to happen. They're going to find a way to blow it, and maybe in a spectacular fashion... Either way, they're going to find a way to blow it. It's either going to be the offensive line that crumbles... or it's going to be Blair Walsh missing another field goal.

The 2016 Vikings started 5-0 and finished 8-8, missing the playoffs entirely. They did indeed blow it.
Push
Oct 31, 2016
#12623
Mike FlorioMike Florio

The NFL will move to an 18-game regular season within the next five years

There's a chance it will if the NFL makes enough concessions to the union... if there's a way that they can address that issue [player health]... it's going to happen.

The NFL moved to a 17-game season in 2021 (5 years later). 18 games is still being discussed but hasn't officially been implemented yet.
Win
Oct 31, 2016·Picks
#12624
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

LSU will lose to Alabama because Coach O is a 'simple coach' who can't handle a two-week bye

I think LSU's fucked this week. My sabermetrics is you can't give Coach O two weeks to do anything. Coach O has to have a game a week... You don't spend 14 days studying 2 plus 2 equals 4.

LSU lost to Alabama 10-0 on November 5, 2016.
Loss
Big CatBig Cat

Roger Goodell is orchestrating NFL ties by having kickers miss short field goals on purpose

These teams are tying on purpose. Roger Goodell has the kickers in his back pocket... There's been five missed field goals in the entire season, 30 yards or less, and two of them happened in the same game [Seahawks-Cardinals]? ... He's going to fix the ties. We're going to get another tie. I'm telling you.

There were no more ties in the 2016 regular season after this episode, and the idea that the commissioner fixes games via kickers is satirical.

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