Mr Portnoy, Chris Long, LAbron signs with the Lakers And the Mt Rushmore Of Office Characters With Andy Buckley + Bonus Jon Taffer
Hopefully we're all still alive when this episode comes out because we taped it at the end of last week ( - ). We talk our favorite 4th of July activities to get everyone ready for the holiday ( - ). Our lawyer Mr Portnoy joins the show after a long hiatus of being a radio star in his own right. We do complaints with the people's lawyer and he gets going on train etiquette ( - ). Andy Buckley aka David Wallace joins the show to catch up and do the Mt Rushmore of Office Characters ( - ). 2X Super Bowl Champion Chris Long joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of laws we would pass if we were invited to the White House to visit the President Plus bonus Jon Taffer because he's the greatest American alive.
Recap
Interview
Mr. PortnoyGoodfellas and The Godfather are essentially based on real events
When you go to see some of the quote unquote fictional movies, The Godfather or the other one, which I love, Goodfellas, so many of the stories that are in there are based on things that really happen.
Mr. PortnoyYou could walk onto an Amtrak train with a bomb and no one would stop you
I hate to say this because I imagine some people are going to hear this... You could walk onto this train with a bomb... I'm talking about a sign that says, I have a bomb, and nobody would ask any questions.
Mr. PortnoyBike sharing programs are an eyesore and will block sidewalks
In my town, you're done with it, you leave it. Doesn't matter where... Just throw it on the side of the road... You can't even walk on the sidewalk... You will eventually have to jump over these.
Mr. PortnoySoccer should replace on-field referees with booth cameras
One of the entities are proposing having cameras everywhere and having people up in the booth instead of the referees... making the initial call. They make all the calls... and they don't have a need for a referee at all.
Andy BuckleyJurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a fantastic movie
The new one [Jurassic World] is fucking great... It's fantastic. I'm not in it... I'm hoping that they put me in the third one.
Chris LongNFL players miss out on all the fun parts of the fall because of the schedule
All the cool shit happens on a fall Saturday night. All my buddies hit me up and I get the worst FOMO sitting in the hotel... I could have been having a drink with Kenny Powers [Danny McBride] and I'm in a hotel [in Buffalo].
Jon TafferPartnering with someone who cheats on their wife is a bad business move
Somebody said to me, man, don't be partners with somebody who would cheat like that because he'll screw you in a heartbeat... I went into business with the guy... he ripped me off over 500 grand.
Jon TafferPeople with the biggest egos usually have the thinnest wallets
Ever notice that people with the biggest ego have the thinnest fucking wallet? Because he doesn't listen to anybody. His ego gets in the way, they're typically not very successful.
Jon TafferDigital menus where you touch items to see pictures are the future of dining
Here's what's going to happen with digital menus... We're going to look at a menu. We're going to see stuff listed... When I touch the item, I'll see the picture... and then it'll disappear... so I can see it when I want to.
Mount Rushmore
Chris LongFederal legalization of marijuana is an absolute 'layup' for the U.S.
Federally legalized marijuana. I mean, we're halfway there... I think one day we'll look back and look at this like prohibition and it'll look really fucking stupid.
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