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NBA Champion Pat Connaughton + Mt Rushmore Of Sports We Could Medal In, Maybe

Monday, July 26, 202116 takes

The Olympics are here and we have some gripes ( - ). Aaron Rodgers is getting emo and the Yankees invented new ways to lose ( - ). Who's back of the week including J-Lo and Ben Affleck and the Cleveland Guardians ( - ). NBA Champ Pat Connaughton joins the show to talk about winning the title, Giannis, his baseball career, and tons more ( - ). We wrap up with the Mt Rushmore of Sports We could Medal In, Maybe.

NBA Champion Pat Connaughton on Winning it All and Mt. Rushmore of Olympic Medals

Olympic fever is sweeping the nation, though Big Cat and PFT have a major bone to pick with the IOC and NBC over their draconian content rules. It’s hard to get hyped for 3-on-3 basketball or handball when you can’t even see a clip of a guy getting smoked in the face without it being scrubbed from the internet.

Void
Jul 26, 2021
#13913
Big CatBig Cat

The IOC and NBC are idiots for not letting people share Olympic clips online

The IOC in their infinite wisdom... doesn't want anyone sharing any Olympic clips, pictures, anything, because God forbid anyone talks about the Olympics and these random sports that you stumble upon... I can't understand... why tweeting a 20-second clip of a random sport like handball... is something they want to stop.

This is a subjective opinion on media policy, though the policy itself is a verified fact.

The state of USA Basketball is currently in shambles after a loss to France. Big Cat is convinced that a team with actual chemistry would fare better than the current collection of stars who look like they’ve never met.

Loss
Jul 26, 2021
#13915
Big CatBig Cat

The Wisconsin Badgers could win the Olympic gold medal in basketball

I really do think that the Wisconsin Badgers could win the gold medal because it does feel like that's the style of basketball [in the Olympics]. I was actually thinking that probably the worst NBA team would have a better chance at winning the title than this group right now.

The 2021 Wisconsin Badgers would almost certainly not win Olympic gold against international professionals, though Team USA did eventually win gold regardless.

PFT wants to see the Olympics embrace a bit more danger to keep things interesting. Fencing is cool and all, but he’s calling for a more medieval approach to the equipment.

Loss
Jul 26, 2021
#13916
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Olympic fencing should use sharper swords to make it more dangerous

I think they should have sharper swords and fencing. Like give me an element of danger. It should be death, death, death, but like maiming.

Fencing safety standards remain extremely high; sharp swords were not introduced.

Rodgers and the Last Dance

Aaron Rodgers and Davante Adams both posted the same photo of Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen, sparking "Last Dance" rumors in Green Bay. Big Cat isn't buying the hype that this ends in a trophy, noting that for the Packers, a "Last Dance" usually just means a heartbreaking loss in the playoffs.

Push
Jul 26, 2021
#13917
Big CatBig Cat

Aaron Rodgers will return to the Packers for one more year just to lose in the NFC Championship

He puts up a picture of Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen... which I guess they're trying to say the 'Last Dance', which would mean they would both show up. But then what is the last dance for Aaron Rodgers? Losing in the NFC championship game? Like what? ... Let's run this back one more time where we disappoint everybody, try to lose as the number one seed.

Rodgers did return to the Packers for 2021, and they did lose as the #1 seed in the playoffs, although they lost in the Divisional round (to the 49ers), not the NFC Championship.

PFT has his own theories on where Rodgers ends up if he decides to walk away from the frozen tundra, and it involves a lot of reading clues or sitting in a hut in South America.

Loss
Jul 26, 2021
#27693
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aaron Rodgers has a 30% chance of retiring to host Jeopardy!

I think if I were to put money on it right now, it's like 30, 30, 30, 30% that [Aaron Rodgers] retires to host Jeopardy! 30% that he plays the Denver Broncos and acts surly. Yeah, probably for the Broncos. And then the other 33% or whatever is that he just like goes and lives in the mountains of Peru.

Rodgers returned to the Packers in 2021, so none of these 30% scenarios happened immediately, though he eventually went to a different team (Jets) and did 'darkness retreats'.

NBA Champion Pat Connaughton

Newly crowned champion Pat Connaughton joins the show just days after the parade to talk about the Bucks' historic run. Pat breaks down the mental grind of the playoffs and what it's like to play alongside a freak of nature like Giannis Antetokounmpo. He also confirms that while Giannis is the MVP, there's one place Pat still holds the edge.

Void
Jul 26, 2021
#27694
Pat ConnaughtonPat Connaughton

I can lift more than Giannis Antetokounmpo pound-for-pound

Me and [Giannis] have a nice little friendly competition on who can lift more during a certain exercise, you know, pound for pound. Who's stronger of that nature... I said, 'Hey, look, you deserve all the credit, but don't think that I, I think you can beat me in a weightlifting contest.' That's not going to happen.

This is a claim about internal team lifting competitions which can't be independently verified but is stated with high conviction by an athlete.

Pat also provides some great insight into why the US Olympic team is struggling against international competition. It’s not just about talent; it’s about a different set of rules that levels the playing field for teams that don't rely purely on being faster and stronger.

Win
Jul 26, 2021
#27695
Pat ConnaughtonPat Connaughton

The US basketball team struggles in the Olympics because international rules mitigate athleticism

The three point line closer... The key is a little bit smaller. So there's no defensive three seconds. So you can sit in the key for really, as long as you want. Goaltending: if the ball touches the rim, you can bat it off... When you're able to shrink the court a little bit, you're able to give Kevin Durant less space... It becomes more about skill... it just kind of mitigates that athleticism.

These are factual differences in the rulebooks that lead to observable differences in playstyle.

Mt. Rushmore of Sports We Could Medal In, Maybe

With the Summer Games in full swing, the guys draft the sports they think they could realistically medal in if they were given four years of dedicated training. Big Cat is leaning into his domestic skills for his pick.

Loss
Big CatBig Cat

I could medal in curling because I like cleaning

My first pick is going to be curling. I think if you just gave me four years, I could figure it out every single day. I like shuffleboard, I like ice, I like being slightly overweight... and broom guy, the broom guy seems like it's like—I love cleaning.

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While curling involves sweeping, the physics and precision required are beyond a casual trainee's ability to reach Olympic medaling levels in 4 years.

Hank goes for gold with an incredibly optimistic take on one of the most technical events in track and field, claiming it’s mostly about timing and running straight.

Loss
HankHank

I could medal in pole vaulting if I trained for four years

I will go with pole vaulting. You just run, stick the stick... All you got to do is run straight and get the timing down. I'm going to be jacked by August.

Hank did not medal in pole vaulting and the physics of his body type make it nearly impossible.

Meanwhile, PFT thinks he has found a loophole in the Winter Games that only requires one massive leap of faith and a total disregard for his own physical safety.

Loss
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

I could medal in Olympic ski jumping by just going 'full send' once

I'm going to go with ski jumping. I'll just bomb it once and just go full send... and just land and crash and I'll have the longest one. ... I can stand perfectly still for about 10 seconds while I'm going downhill... and then you just do like one of those little springs at the last second.

Ski jumping involves strict style points for the landing (Telemark) and judges' evaluation. A 'crash' would result in a score too low to medal, regardless of distance.

If the USA basketball team keeps playing like this, we might need to send the Wisconsin Badgers to Tokyo just to see if they can grind out a win.

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More Takes

Void
Jul 26, 2021
#27692
Big CatBig Cat

The Olympic shooting competition should ban specialized gear and mirrors

When you shoot in the rifle competition, you have like, you look like a cyborg. It looks like you're wearing Google glass and like a mirror over your eye and all the shit. And that to me should go. Also, if you're shooting a rifle, there's no need to bring a mirror into the situation. You have a gun, and then you have a target and that's it.

Subjective opinion on how Olympic sports should be conducted.
Loss
Jul 26, 2021
#13918
Billy FootballBilly Football

The New York Yankees should fire Aaron Boone

I think we should fire him. ... You let him throw the third wild pitch? Like the first two, like take him out. Like the guy definitely was not in any position to be on that mound.

Boone was not fired mid-season and remained the manager for several seasons after.
Loss
Jul 26, 2021·Who's Back
#13919
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez relationship is a fake publicity stunt

It's fake love because it's all publicity stunt. The fact that they're remaking old pictures, they don't actually love each other. Imagine doing this, imagine having a relationship that is all for the tabloids... it's disgusting.

While subjective, the couple eventually married in 2022, suggesting it was more than just a short-term publicity stunt, though they later filed for divorce in 2024.
Void
Jul 26, 2021·Who's Back
#13920
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The Utah Jazz is the dumbest team name in sports

The Utah Jazz, it's the dumbest name in sports. It really [is]. ... If it was just the Boston Red Sox, the Knickerbockers... so many team names you're like, 'this doesn't make any sense'.

Subjective opinion on branding.
Void
Jul 26, 2021
#13921
Pat ConnaughtonPat Connaughton

The 2021 Bucks championship was one of the hardest NBA titles to win ever

I mean, look, we played the Brooklyn Nets in the second round. They've got three superstars... and it was definitely one of, if not the hardest. We started off with a team that we owed revenge to [Miami], and the Atlanta Hawks are a good young team... and the Phoenix Suns are obviously a great team.

Subjective sports debate about the difficulty of playoff runs.
Loss
Billy FootballBilly Football

I could medal in Equestrian sports because the horse does the work

This one, you actually don't have to be athletic at all, but a question in sports... you can train a horse, you don't actually have to be that good. ... It's new team names. The horse does the work.

Equestrianism requires immense core strength, balance, and specialized training.

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