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NBA Playoffs W/ Kirk Goldsberry, USMNT Goalie Zack Steffen + Hank’s Huge Announcement

Friday, April 22, 202221 takes

The Timberwolves are dead and we’re done with them. The Jazz team needs to go home. (-) We talk Celtics/Nets, Bulls maybe being back and Jay Wright retires in the classiest way possible. (-) Kirk Goldsberry joins the show to talk NBA Playoffs, vibes of the different teams, and what happened to Kevin Durant. (-) USMNT Goalie Zach Steffen joins the show to talk soccer, playing overseas and more. (-) We finish with Fyre Fest and Hanks big announcement (-)

Kirk Goldsberry on NBA Playoffs, Zack Steffen on USMNT, and Jay Wright Retires

The Minnesota Timberwolves are dead, and Big Cat and PFT are officially done with the rescue project. After watching a historic collapse where the Wolves blew two separate 20-point leads to the Grizzlies, the sympathy for Minnesota sports fans has reached its limit. While Patrick Beverley was busy celebrating play-in wins, the actual basketball being played in the fourth quarter was an absolute disaster.

Void
Apr 22, 2022
#14990
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Patrick Beverley is at his best when he is angry and disrespected, rather than happy and praised

Patrick Beverley needs to get more pissed off. I think he's too happy... he's been respected too much recently. Patrick Beverley needs to get angry again. He's too happy. I think people have respected Patrick Beverley a little bit too much the last week... he's at his best when he's got a chip on his shoulder.

Subjective opinion on a player's mindset.

Big Cat was particularly incensed by the lack of alpha energy from Karl-Anthony Towns, who managed to take only four shots in a pivotal Game 3. For a max player to no-show in a home playoff game is the kind of legacy-defining moment that makes you want to delete your entire Twitter account.

Void
Apr 22, 2022
#14988
Big CatBig Cat

Karl-Anthony Towns is a bum for his no-show performance against the Grizzlies

I'm done with Karl-Anthony Towns. I'm definitely done with him... He's a bum. I don't know what to say. Like he has to basically, he now has a legacy series that his hands he has to come out and dominate the next like three games to restore his legacy because now the play-in game and then tonight [Game 3] he was a complete no-show.

While KAT had a bad game, calling him a 'bum' and being 'done' with him is subjective, though he did struggle for much of that series.

Class Acts and Warlords

The basketball world was rocked by Jay Wright’s sudden retirement from Villanova. While Hank spent the segment rolling his eyes at the mere mention of other coaches, Big Cat and PFT marveled at how Wright chose to go out: no retirement tour, no farewell speeches, just a classy exit stage left. Big Cat put him in the highest tier of the profession.

Void
Apr 22, 2022
#26041
Big CatBig Cat

Jay Wright is a top 20 college basketball coach of all time.

Jay Wright, retired, classy, classy move... Top 20 coach all time Jake... I mean, he's he had four Final Fours, two titles. He owned an entire, that was his decade.

Ranking coaches is a subjective matter of opinion.

The guys also looked at the opposite end of the retirement spectrum: Jim Boeheim. While Wright exits with grace, Boeheim seems intent on coaching at Syracuse until the heat death of the universe, or at least until he goes 0-30 with his sons on the roster.

Void
Apr 22, 2022
#26040
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jim Boeheim is essentially a warlord in Syracuse and it is impossible to fire him.

He is basically a warlord in Syracuse, New York. He runs in that town. Yeah. You can't fire him... He's going to have dudes rolling up in the back of like 1988 Toyota pickup trucks with machine guns.

Subjective hyperbole regarding a coach's influence over a college town.

Kirk Goldsberry Joins the Show

NBA analytics guru Kirk Goldsberry stopped by to explain why the Brooklyn Nets are currently falling apart against the Celtics. He brought some "womp-alytics" to the table to see if Hank’s dream of a 4-1 series finish (the "Womp") is still alive. While Kevin Durant has looked human for the first time in years, Hank is still convinced a sweep is impossible because KD is due for a 50-point explosion.

Loss
Apr 22, 2022
#14991
HankHank

There is no chance the Celtics sweep the Brooklyn Nets

He's [Kevin Durant] going to have 50 in one of those games... It has to happen... [A sweep] would be crazy. It's still going to be a womping... there's no chance there's a sweep.

The Celtics swept the Brooklyn Nets 4-0.

Kirk also broke down the hierarchy of the remaining teams, noting that while the Suns and Bucks are dealing with major injuries to Devin Booker and Khris Middleton, they should still survive the first round. However, the real story is out West where the Warriors look like the terrifying juggernaut of old.

Win
Apr 22, 2022
#26036
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

The Golden State Warriors are officially 'back' and look like a championship team again.

The early returns in round one, it screams, yes, this is looking like not only a very, very dangerous offensive team, but once again, with Draymond [Green] they're a very good defensive team... it seems like they're back guys... And what I keep telling people is if the Warriors get out of the West, that's six trips to the finals in eight years.

The Warriors won the 2022 NBA Championship, defeating the Celtics in 6 games.

The conversation shifted to individual impact and who the real Defensive Player of the Year should have been. While Marcus Smart took home the trophy, Kirk’s numbers tell a different story about the importance of the center position in modern defense.

Void
Apr 22, 2022
#14996
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

Bam Adebayo was the most versatile and influential defender in the NBA this season

I'd say Bam Adebayo was the most versatile and most influential defender... The center position, the big man position... is the quarterback of the defense. They are by far the most important defenders. And I don't think Marcus Smart is even the most impactful defender on his own team.

Subjective defensive evaluation.

Zack Steffen on the USMNT and Man City

USMNT and Manchester City goalie Zack Steffen joined the show to talk about the pressure of qualifying for the World Cup and the technical differences between playing in the States versus Europe. He shared the harrowing experience of training with the 2010 Jabulani ball and explained the mental fortitude it takes to be the last line of defense.

Void
Apr 22, 2022
#26042
Zack SteffenZack Steffen

The hardest part of being a professional goalkeeper is the mental strength required to not dwell on mistakes.

As goalkeepers, if you make one mistake, it's usually going to end up as a goal... the hardest part is just like be mentally strong and not being, not thinking about making mistake or being negative because when that happens, you bounce back and mistakes [happen].

Subjective insight into the psychological demands of professional sports.

Steffen gave the guys a look into the academy system overseas, explaining how young players in Europe are essentially pros before they can drive, a stark contrast to the American "go out and have fun" style. Big Cat also made sure to provide Steffen with some high-level scouting on England's Harry Kane ahead of their World Cup matchup.

Loss
Apr 22, 2022
#14999
Big CatBig Cat

Harry Kane is not a threat to score if he is outside the six-yard line

Harry Kane? If he has the ball outside the six-yard line, he's not going to score, not a threat... outside of the six, not a danger.

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Harry Kane is famous for scoring from everywhere, including long-range worldies and outside-the-box strikes.

To wrap things up, the guys hit Fyre Fest of the week where Big Cat defended the right of every fan to be a "casual" when the sports calendar gets too crowded. Between the NBA playoffs, the Masters, and the upcoming NFL Draft, it’s a marathon, not a sprint.

Void
Apr 22, 2022·Fyre Fest
#15000
Big CatBig Cat

It is okay to be a 'casual' fan who hops between sports during busy seasons

I'm okay with this. I think we as sports fans in a sports podcast, we need to normalize the fact that there's a lot of sports on and the experts in each field trying to shame the true sports guys like ourselves. I'm sick of it... I'm a casual. It's okay for us to hop from sport to sport.

Ethos of the show.

Hank also officially announced the release of the Car Stick 3.0, made from exotic wood that may or may not have caused a minor environmental crisis in the Amazon.

If the Celtics sweep the Nets, Jake Marsh will be dipping an entire tin of tobacco, so we are all Brooklyn fans for exactly one game.

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Push
Apr 22, 2022
#14989
HankHank

My live-betting strategy of taking teams down by 15-20 points in the first half is a winning system

It's a strategy though. It's a system. If a team is down by like 10 to 15, 20 points and it's still the first half, there's a live bet moneyline the other team. It's a simple system... no lead is safe in the NBA, especially in the playoffs.

The Grizzlies actually came back from 26 down in this specific game, validating Hank's 'system' for one night, though as a long-term betting strategy, it's highly debatable.
Loss
Apr 22, 2022
#14992
Big CatBig Cat

I am fully in 'belief mode' for the Bulls to beat the Bucks after Khris Middleton's injury

I wouldn't say the Bulls are back if it weren't for the fact that Khris Middleton also got hurt. That actually makes it so I think the Bucks are still the better team, but the margin for error is a lot slimmer... I'm fully in belief mode now.

The Bucks won the series 4-1, winning three straight games after Middleton's injury.
Loss
Apr 22, 2022
#14993
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jay Wright will eventually coach the New York Knicks

Now, it would be very funny if Jay Wright were to then coach for the Lakers or the Knicks... In fact, we speculated in 2017 with Jay Wright that he would end up as the coach of the New York Knicks. What about that actually? Jay Wright to the Knicks.

Jay Wright remains retired as of early 2024 and has not coached the Knicks.
Win
Apr 22, 2022
#26035
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

Despite key injuries to Devin Booker and Khris Middleton, both the Suns and Bucks will still advance past the first round of the playoffs.

I got to say yes for the Suns... with Devin Booker on the shelf, obviously they're not healthy and New Orleans is frisky... but I think they'll be okay in round one. I would not say that in round two. And as for Chris Middleton... I think they have enough to get by Chicago, but that's not guaranteed.

The Suns beat the Pelicans in 6 games and the Bucks beat the Bulls in 5 games to advance to the second round.
Void
Apr 22, 2022
#14995
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

Donovan Mitchell is currently an inefficient jump shooter

Donovan Mitchell reminds me a little bit of DeRozan. His shot selection is tough and his shot-making isn't as good as DeRozan's... overall, I would say he's inefficient as a jump shooter.

This is a statistical opinion based on metrics at the time of the 2022 playoffs.
Win
Apr 22, 2022
#26037
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

The Miami Heat are the toughest team in the NBA and nobody wants to see them in a playoff series.

This team is mean... that stuff's not going to work against this vibe. This is the toughest team in the NBA, in my opinion... nobody wants to see that in the bracket, a seven gamer against this team.

The Heat reached the Eastern Conference Finals and took the Celtics to seven games, proving they were a very difficult out.
Void
Apr 22, 2022
#26038
Big CatBig Cat

Joel Embiid is the most dominant player in the NBA right now.

I called [Embiid] the most dominant player, right this second in the NBA, because it does feel like when he wants to take over a game, there's no one who can stop him. You could probably say it's Giannis, whatever, but [Embiid]... he is Embiid.

Inherently subjective comparison between Embiid and other superstars like Giannis and Jokic.
Loss
Apr 22, 2022
#14994
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

The Timberwolves will win Game 3 at home against the Grizzlies

I will go out on a limb and say Minnesota holds court in Game 3. This team has a big chip on its shoulder. They've had a big personality transplant...

The Grizzlies won Game 3 104-95 in Minnesota.
Void
Apr 22, 2022
#14997
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

The Lakers are a sketchy organization right now that is coasting on its past

This is a franchise that is sort of really based on its own illustrious past... The organization itself, there's a reputation around the league that man, this is kind of a sketchy place... whatever coach comes in there is going to have their hands full.

Reflects the general sentiment of NBA media in 2022.
Void
Apr 22, 2022
#26039
Kirk GoldsberryKirk Goldsberry

The Golden State Warriors have the best 'vibes' in the NBA playoffs, followed by the Heat and the Celtics.

Golden State number one. Cause they have the party, the parties back... then I'm going Miami. I think they're an ultimate chip on the shoulder team... and Boston is third because they still have a dangerous situation in front of them this weekend in Brooklyn.

Vibe rankings are inherently subjective.
Void
Apr 22, 2022
#14998
Zack SteffenZack Steffen

Premier League coaching and academies are night and day compared to the American system

When your kid and the academy system growing up over here in Europe, they just have such good coaching... Over here [Europe], there's just more purpose into training and playing the game. They know it better and they just understand it more than than I was taught growing up... when I was growing up to what I see over here, it was night and day.

Expert opinion from an elite player in both systems.

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