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Raptors Win The Title, Blues Win The Cup, And Rose Lavelle From The USWNT
The Toronto Raptors are your NBA Champions. We talk about the game, Klay's injury, Kawhi's trade, Nick Nurse's swag and Skip Bayless being salty as can be. (-) The Blues Win their first Stanley Cup in franchise history and Hank did soggy sorrows in the arena.(-) Fyre Fest Of The Week. (-) USWNT Star Rose Lavelle joins us to talk about the World Cup, how soccer works, Cincinnati and scoring mad goals. (-) Segments include Hard Knocks storylines for the Raiders, (-) talking golf - US Open, (-) the introduction of “The Jake” award (-) and License to Jill With Intern Jill (-)
Recap
PFT CommenterThe Raptors are the first team that can actually be called 'World Champions' because they are Canadian
I think we can actually say world champions for the first time because they are Canadian. They have stolen our trophy.
Big CatInjuries are part of the game and shouldn't lead to an asterisk for the Raptors' title
Being healthy is part of winning an NBA championship. And I hate when people do the asterisks. Being healthy is part of winning an NBA championship.
Big CatThe Kawhi Leonard trade is the most perfect one-year rental in NBA history
The best trade ever for a one year guy... going all in for one year and being like, let's just do it. Let's have Kawhi come to Toronto. He might not stay... and just throw all of our chips in the middle, and it worked out.
Talking Golf
Big CatI want the US Open course to be harder; currently it is being a 'wussy'
The course is being a little bit of a wussy... I want even par to win my U.S. Open. I want shitty golf. I want awful golf.
Big CatThe deer seen on the US Open broadcast are fake and being let loose from a truck
Those are fake deer... I'm saying there's a guy. I'm saying a guy's standing on the beach with a big fucking truck of deer and just letting them loose. I don't mind that, actually.
Fyre Fest
PFT CommenterMike Allstott is a sellout because he is a high school coach who doesn't use a fullback
Mike Allstott, one of my heroes, all-time fullback... is a sellout. He's a high school coach, and he doesn't use a fullback in his offense.
Big CatAcai bowls are a scam that make you fat because they are basically just ice cream
I found out about them [Acai Bowls]. They're awesome. It's basically ice cream. But then I found out they make you fat... Turns out it basically is ice cream. They're labeled as superfood.
License To Jill
PFT CommenterDoing LSD with your parents is a high-risk, low-reward proposition
If you do LSD with your parents, your ceiling is having not a bad time... Your basement, your floor is freaking out and irreparably damaging your relationship with your parents.
Interview
Rose LavelleSweden will be the toughest opponent in the USWNT World Cup group
Sweden, they actually usually... that's who knocked us out when we were in the Olympics. So I would say that they're gonna be they're probably gonna be the toughest one.