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Ryan Fitzpatrick, Hard Knocks Episode 3 And Mt Rushmore Of Villains

Wednesday, August 25, 202120 takes

Hard Knocks has completely fallen off with few redeeming moments outside of the sick drone shot ( - ). We get serious for a moment to talk about the passing of Jimmy Hayes ( - ). Crate videos have reached breaking bones portion. Hot Seat/Cool Throne ( - ). Washington Football Team's QB Ryan Fitzpatrick joins the show to talk about his career, FitzMagic, FitzTragic, revenge games and Harvard ( - ). We finish the show with Mt Rushmore of Villains and guys on chicks.

Ryan Fitzpatrick on FitzMagic, Buffalo Fans, and Jameis Winston's Work Ethic

We are officially in the dog days of August where the initial excitement of training camp has been replaced by the realization that we still have to watch another week of preseason football. Big Cat and PFT are already feeling the fatigue, specifically with the current season of Hard Knocks. While the cinematography remains elite, the actual content of the Dallas Cowboys camp is starting to feel like a chore.

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Aug 25, 2021
#9068
Big CatBig Cat

Hard Knocks has taken a nosedive and is no longer essential viewing

hard knocks has taken a nosedive. It was a drone shot, which was cool. The drone shot was very cool. Very cool... but that is what hard knocks [is]. Like we're at a point now that was tonight's mojo moment. It was the mojo moment. We're watching the hard knocks because that's what we want to do. But there's also moments where we're like, why are we doing this?

The show's ratings and cultural relevance have generally declined over the years as teams exert more control over the content.

PFT suggested a total overhaul of the format to save us from hour-long montages of players putting in their contact lenses. He thinks the current weekly grind mirrors the exhaustion of camp itself and needs a more condensed approach.

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Aug 25, 2021
#9069
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Hard Knocks should be a two-hour special at the end of training camp instead of a weekly series

I think maybe if you, if you were to take the entire training camp and then distill it into two hours. Yeah, I think that would be good. We'll film a film. Yeah. Just like, guess have it, have it be two hours on HBO. Like the last week of the pre-season after the cuts, that way you get to meet everybody, you get to meet all the kids.

This is a subjective proposal for how to fix a TV show.

Speaking of guys who might not make the cut, Ben DiNucci is firmly on the roster bubble. Despite some "mojo moments," the arm angles and interceptions are starting to catch up to him.

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Aug 25, 2021
#9070
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Ben DiNucci is at the end of his line with the Cowboys

I'm dreading next week's cuts. Cause I think [Ben] DeNucci is at the end of his line three picks. He's got the arm launch angle thing going on.

Ben DiNucci was indeed waived by the Cowboys during final roster cuts in August 2021 (though he was signed to the practice squad).

Hot Seat/Cool Throne

The Cam Newton situation in New England has taken a turn for the weird. After a misunderstanding with COVID protocols led to a five-day absence, the door has swung wide open for the rookie in Foxborough. Hank is convinced that this isn't just a minor blip but a potentially career-altering window for Mac Jones.

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HankHank

Cam Newton's absence due to COVID protocols has opened a major window for Mac Jones

my hot seat is cam Newton... One important member of the [Patriots] organization believes this has opened a window of opportunity for rookie Mac Jones team practice today. And then with New York giant... if you fuck up your commitments to the team, like it's an advantage for Mac Jones to get playing time.

Mac Jones was named the starter and Cam Newton was released just days later, proving this was the turning point.

On the Cool Throne, Jameis Winston is thriving in New Orleans. After a massive performance, Big Cat is ready to end the Taysom Hill quarterback experiment once and for all. Jameis brings an element of verticality that the Saints desperately need, and the guys are fully back on the Winston bandwagon.

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Big CatBig Cat

Jameis Winston is the Saints' clear starter and Taysom Hill should remain a gimmick player

My cool throne is Jameis Winston. Cause he's incredible... unbelievable shut up about Taysom Hill... These [media] people were going in on how Taysom Hill didn't get a real shot. Taysom Hill is getting paid a lot of money to be a gimmick quarterback. And he should be happy with how much like he's in that sweet spot. He should never try to do too much because everyone was like, wow, what a great weapon that he is when he has to throw the ball 30 times. He's not a great weapon.

Jameis Winston was indeed named the starter and performed well before his ACL injury.

While Jameis is ascending, things are looking grim in Jacksonville. Big Cat is already worried that the organization's historical struggles will overshadow their new franchise savior.

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Big CatBig Cat

The Jaguars will fail Trevor Lawrence, not the other way around

I'm gonna, I'm going to switch the narrative on Trevor Lawrence. I think that it's the Jack, the Jaguars will fail Trevor Lawrence, not Trevor Lawrence failing the Jaguars because they don't put a team around him. Like I, I think he's going to be great if they can put a little bit of a team around it.

The Urban Meyer era was a disaster, though Lawrence eventually found success under Doug Pederson.

Ryan Fitzpatrick

The man, the myth, the beard: Ryan Fitzpatrick joined the show to discuss his transition to the Washington Football Team. As a Harvard grad who has played for nearly a third of the league, Fitz has a unique perspective on what it means to actually be a "football guy."

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Aug 25, 2021
#9076
Ryan FitzpatrickRyan Fitzpatrick

Quarterback 'grit' is taking a big hit and immediately moving to the next play

for a quarterback, I feel like grit is being able to take the big hit and going onto the next play. It's the men looking at you and seeing some qualities that they like. You're kind of getting away from the pretty boy aspect of being a quarterback. Maybe not sliding feet first, but diving head first into the end zone.

This is a subjective definition of a trait.

He opened up about the phenomenon of FitzMagic, describing it not just as a nickname, but as a physical state of being where his body and mind just take over during a game.

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Aug 25, 2021
#20978
Ryan FitzpatrickRyan Fitzpatrick

FitzMagic is a very real psychological 'zone' characterized by crazy eyes and weird fidgeting

There is a very real like zone that I get into at times. And you start seeing the crazy eyes and the weird fidgeting body and it just, something takes over me. And I don't know what it is, but I guess we could call it [FitzMagic].

This is a subjective description of his own internal mental state during performance.

Fitz also shared some legendary stories about his former teammate Jameis Winston. While most people criticize Jameis for not working hard enough, Fitzpatrick revealed the opposite is true: Jameis works so hard that he actually needs to be told to go home for his own good.

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Aug 25, 2021
#20979
Ryan FitzpatrickRyan Fitzpatrick

Jameis Winston's legendary work ethic is so intense that it actually becomes a detriment to his performance

he really is like, my biggest advice to Jameis [Winston] was go home, like stop spending so much time in the building because he works harder than probably anybody I've ever been around almost to the point where it's a detriment and he needs to go home and get his mind off it.

This is an opinion based on Fitzpatrick's first-hand observations as Winston's teammate.

Having played in almost every AFC East city, Fitzpatrick still holds a special place in his heart for Western New York. Even as he starts a new chapter in DC, he acknowledges that no other fan base quite compares to the lunacy of Bills Mafia.

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Aug 25, 2021
#9078
Ryan FitzpatrickRyan Fitzpatrick

Buffalo has the most fanatical and unparalleled fan base in the NFL

I've loved a lot of the places that I've played. I really have, but nothing compares to the city of Buffalo. Nothing not even close. I love it.

Subjective opinion from a player who has unique perspective on many fanbases.

Mount Rushmore of Villains

The guys closed out the show with a heavy-hitting Mount Rushmore of fictional villains. The draft got tense early with picks like the Joker and Hannibal Lecter, but things took a turn for the analytical when PFT started looking at the Titanic through a different lens.

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Aug 25, 2021·Mt. Rushmore
#9079
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The iceberg is the ultimate villain of the Titanic story

I'm going to go with the iceberg in Titanic. All time. Villain killed a lot of people... The iceberg fucking hanging out. It smoked like 4,000 people... The iceberg took a charge, right? The iceberg, the ball's going the other way. Worked didn't fucking move. Iceberg had position. That's a fact.

Humorous personification of a natural object.

Not to be outdone by a literal block of ice, Billy Football decided to take the prompt into a sociopolitical direction, arguing that the real villain of the 1997 blockbuster wasn't the iceberg or the captain, but the economic system that built the ship.

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Aug 25, 2021·Mt. Rushmore
#9080
Billy FootballBilly Football

Capitalism is the true villain of the Titanic movie

Billy says capitalism is the villain and Titanic because we're trying to maximize profits instead of safety.

Subjective historical/media analysis.

Finally, PFT took a shot at a childhood classic, calling out the protagonist of a famous picture book for being one of the most selfish characters in literary history.

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Aug 25, 2021·Mt. Rushmore
#9081
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The boy from 'The Giving Tree' is a toxic friend and a 'real prick'

The kid in the giving tree... the kids a real prick... the tree is just honestly, a toxic friend. Is it like, he's a piece of shit. The kid takes every frame, everything from this tree until he cuts the tree down at the end and sits on his like, thank you tree for being here for me when I'm an old man... no you fucking prick. You just killed your best friend.

This is a common adult re-interpretation of the book's themes.

Don't forget to heat your deli meats to 165 degrees unless you want to spend your weekend in the bathroom.

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Aug 25, 2021
#9071
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Aroldis Chapman is the sweatiest man in New York sports history

I mean, if [Aroldis] Chapman, like, if that's your closer, I can't who sweat, who's a sweaty or man Aroldis Chapman or Patrick Ewing and the history of New York sports cause a role does Chapman. He is able to accomplish Patrick Ewing, like levels of sweat in a much shorter periods.

This is a humorous subjective comparison.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

The Falcons are officially cursed because they passed on signing Blake Bortles

I just cursed the Falcons because they looked at Blake Bortles [and] didn't sign him. I realized after I cursed them that I might've actually freed them. No, it's a double curse.

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The Falcons finished the 2021 season with a 7-10 record and missed the playoffs, arguably validating the 'curse' within the context of the bit.
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Jameis Winston is a future Hall of Famer

if you have Jameis Winston, future hall of Famer, or you have Taysom Hill who threw one pass last night, that it might've been the worst pass I've ever seen.

While Jameis has put up massive stats, he is highly unlikely to be a Hall of Famer.
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Jake MarshJake Marsh

You must heat all Italian deli meats to 165 degrees to avoid the risk of salmonella

CDC just sent out... that you have to heat up all your Italian meats to 165 degrees [for] salmonella. No more like a cold Italian sub right now. Everywhere.

While the CDC does recommend heating deli meats to 165°F for high-risk groups, the recommendation is primarily to prevent Listeria, not salmonella, making the claim partially accurate but slightly misattributed.
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Aug 25, 2021
#9077
Big CatBig Cat

A 10-win season no longer feels like a guarantee for the playoffs now that the NFL has moved to a 17-game schedule

We're in the sweet spot where people haven't mentally jumped over that hurdle of 17 game season. So you can say 10 wins and it's not as much even, you know, 10 and 7 is not... because you think 10 wins is guaranteed. [You] miss the playoffs twice winning 10 games. That's brutal.

The claim is generally correct; in the 17-game era, 10-7 teams have missed the playoffs (e.g., the 2023 Bengals/Seahawks), and the perception of a 10-win season has certainly diminished.
Win
Aug 25, 2021
#20980
Ryan FitzpatrickRyan Fitzpatrick

I will not pursue a coaching career after I retire because I owe it to my family to be home

I don't [plan to coach]. I do love football. I think I love playing football. I do love the X's and O's of football, but I also feel like after I'm done playing... I owe it to my family to at least be dad and be home all the time.

Fitzpatrick retired following the 2021 season and transitioned into broadcasting (Thursday Night Football) rather than coaching, fulfilling this prediction.
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Big CatBig Cat

Anton Chigurh from 'No Country for Old Men' is one of the scariest and best villains of all time

I'm going to go with the dude from No Country for Old Men. Anton [Chigurh]... What a fucking scary ass villain. The cattle [gun] destroyed people's heads. Oh, what a fucking villain? All timer.

This is a subjective aesthetic judgment on a movie character.

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