Ryan Fitzpatrick on FitzMagic, Buffalo Fans, and Jameis Winston's Work Ethic
We are officially in the dog days of August where the initial excitement of training camp has been replaced by the realization that we still have to watch another week of preseason football. Big Cat and PFT are already feeling the fatigue, specifically with the current season of Hard Knocks. While the cinematography remains elite, the actual content of the Dallas Cowboys camp is starting to feel like a chore.
Hard Knocks has taken a nosedive and is no longer essential viewing
hard knocks has taken a nosedive. It was a drone shot, which was cool. The drone shot was very cool. Very cool... but that is what hard knocks [is]. Like we're at a point now that was tonight's mojo moment. It was the mojo moment. We're watching the hard knocks because that's what we want to do. But there's also moments where we're like, why are we doing this?
PFT suggested a total overhaul of the format to save us from hour-long montages of players putting in their contact lenses. He thinks the current weekly grind mirrors the exhaustion of camp itself and needs a more condensed approach.
Hard Knocks should be a two-hour special at the end of training camp instead of a weekly series
I think maybe if you, if you were to take the entire training camp and then distill it into two hours. Yeah, I think that would be good. We'll film a film. Yeah. Just like, guess have it, have it be two hours on HBO. Like the last week of the pre-season after the cuts, that way you get to meet everybody, you get to meet all the kids.
Speaking of guys who might not make the cut, Ben DiNucci is firmly on the roster bubble. Despite some "mojo moments," the arm angles and interceptions are starting to catch up to him.
Ben DiNucci is at the end of his line with the Cowboys
I'm dreading next week's cuts. Cause I think [Ben] DeNucci is at the end of his line three picks. He's got the arm launch angle thing going on.
Hot Seat/Cool Throne
The Cam Newton situation in New England has taken a turn for the weird. After a misunderstanding with COVID protocols led to a five-day absence, the door has swung wide open for the rookie in Foxborough. Hank is convinced that this isn't just a minor blip but a potentially career-altering window for Mac Jones.
Cam Newton's absence due to COVID protocols has opened a major window for Mac Jones
my hot seat is cam Newton... One important member of the [Patriots] organization believes this has opened a window of opportunity for rookie Mac Jones team practice today. And then with New York giant... if you fuck up your commitments to the team, like it's an advantage for Mac Jones to get playing time.
On the Cool Throne, Jameis Winston is thriving in New Orleans. After a massive performance, Big Cat is ready to end the Taysom Hill quarterback experiment once and for all. Jameis brings an element of verticality that the Saints desperately need, and the guys are fully back on the Winston bandwagon.
Jameis Winston is the Saints' clear starter and Taysom Hill should remain a gimmick player
My cool throne is Jameis Winston. Cause he's incredible... unbelievable shut up about Taysom Hill... These [media] people were going in on how Taysom Hill didn't get a real shot. Taysom Hill is getting paid a lot of money to be a gimmick quarterback. And he should be happy with how much like he's in that sweet spot. He should never try to do too much because everyone was like, wow, what a great weapon that he is when he has to throw the ball 30 times. He's not a great weapon.
While Jameis is ascending, things are looking grim in Jacksonville. Big Cat is already worried that the organization's historical struggles will overshadow their new franchise savior.
The Jaguars will fail Trevor Lawrence, not the other way around
I'm gonna, I'm going to switch the narrative on Trevor Lawrence. I think that it's the Jack, the Jaguars will fail Trevor Lawrence, not Trevor Lawrence failing the Jaguars because they don't put a team around him. Like I, I think he's going to be great if they can put a little bit of a team around it.
Ryan Fitzpatrick
The man, the myth, the beard: Ryan Fitzpatrick joined the show to discuss his transition to the Washington Football Team. As a Harvard grad who has played for nearly a third of the league, Fitz has a unique perspective on what it means to actually be a "football guy."
Quarterback 'grit' is taking a big hit and immediately moving to the next play
for a quarterback, I feel like grit is being able to take the big hit and going onto the next play. It's the men looking at you and seeing some qualities that they like. You're kind of getting away from the pretty boy aspect of being a quarterback. Maybe not sliding feet first, but diving head first into the end zone.
He opened up about the phenomenon of FitzMagic, describing it not just as a nickname, but as a physical state of being where his body and mind just take over during a game.
FitzMagic is a very real psychological 'zone' characterized by crazy eyes and weird fidgeting
There is a very real like zone that I get into at times. And you start seeing the crazy eyes and the weird fidgeting body and it just, something takes over me. And I don't know what it is, but I guess we could call it [FitzMagic].
Fitz also shared some legendary stories about his former teammate Jameis Winston. While most people criticize Jameis for not working hard enough, Fitzpatrick revealed the opposite is true: Jameis works so hard that he actually needs to be told to go home for his own good.
Jameis Winston's legendary work ethic is so intense that it actually becomes a detriment to his performance
he really is like, my biggest advice to Jameis [Winston] was go home, like stop spending so much time in the building because he works harder than probably anybody I've ever been around almost to the point where it's a detriment and he needs to go home and get his mind off it.
Having played in almost every AFC East city, Fitzpatrick still holds a special place in his heart for Western New York. Even as he starts a new chapter in DC, he acknowledges that no other fan base quite compares to the lunacy of Bills Mafia.
Buffalo has the most fanatical and unparalleled fan base in the NFL
I've loved a lot of the places that I've played. I really have, but nothing compares to the city of Buffalo. Nothing not even close. I love it.
Mount Rushmore of Villains
The guys closed out the show with a heavy-hitting Mount Rushmore of fictional villains. The draft got tense early with picks like the Joker and Hannibal Lecter, but things took a turn for the analytical when PFT started looking at the Titanic through a different lens.
The iceberg is the ultimate villain of the Titanic story
I'm going to go with the iceberg in Titanic. All time. Villain killed a lot of people... The iceberg fucking hanging out. It smoked like 4,000 people... The iceberg took a charge, right? The iceberg, the ball's going the other way. Worked didn't fucking move. Iceberg had position. That's a fact.
Not to be outdone by a literal block of ice, Billy Football decided to take the prompt into a sociopolitical direction, arguing that the real villain of the 1997 blockbuster wasn't the iceberg or the captain, but the economic system that built the ship.
Capitalism is the true villain of the Titanic movie
Billy says capitalism is the villain and Titanic because we're trying to maximize profits instead of safety.
Finally, PFT took a shot at a childhood classic, calling out the protagonist of a famous picture book for being one of the most selfish characters in literary history.
The boy from 'The Giving Tree' is a toxic friend and a 'real prick'
The kid in the giving tree... the kids a real prick... the tree is just honestly, a toxic friend. Is it like, he's a piece of shit. The kid takes every frame, everything from this tree until he cuts the tree down at the end and sits on his like, thank you tree for being here for me when I'm an old man... no you fucking prick. You just killed your best friend.
Don't forget to heat your deli meats to 165 degrees unless you want to spend your weekend in the bathroom.

