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SB Champ Chris Jones, Josh Allen, XFL And The Oscars

Monday, February 10, 20206 takes

Football is back, sort of. We liked week 1 of the XFL and some of the funky new rules ( - ). PFT had to put Rovell in line and Duke/UNC was an instant classic ( - ). Who's back of the week including Oscars and Bobby Knight returns to Indiana ( - ). Super Bowl Champ Chris Jones joins the show to talk about Super Bowl 54, the post party, the time his dick flopped out of his underwear at the combine and more ( - ). Our friend Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen joins the show to talk about his second season in Buffalo, the famous playoff game lateral and more ( - ). Segments include way to stay relevant baseball, Russ Wilson photoshoot roast with a tangent on NYC wildlife, and ass eating season with Phil Fulmer and we say nice things about Tennessee.

Recap

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Take Slip·Feb 10, 2020
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The atmosphere at Audi Field for the DC Defenders was better than any Redskins game in the last 20 years

I'm going to say like the atmosphere in DC at Audi Field was better. It was more fun than any Redskins game that I've been to in the last like 20 years.

This is subjective but captures the sentiment of the time when DC fans were desperate for an alternative to Dan Snyder's ownership.
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Take Slip·Feb 10, 2020
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The real test for the XFL's success will be when March Madness and the NBA playoffs begin

I don't know if it's going to succeed because as I've always said, tell me how it does when we get to March Madness, when we get to the Masters and NBA and NHL playoffs. But as of right now, I thought it was good.

The 2020 XFL season was actually cut short by the COVID-19 pandemic in March, so the league never actually faced this competition fairly.
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Take Slip·Feb 10, 2020
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This is officially Duke's year after their miracle win against UNC

It is officially Duke's year. It is officially Duke's year. It is. Yeah, and maybe Gonzaga because Gonzaga keeps—Gonzaga had their classic game where they play every year, they play St. Mary's and everyone's like this is the one spot they could lose and they just fucking kick the shit out of them.

The 2020 NCAA Tournament was cancelled due to COVID-19, so no champion was crowned.

Who Is Back

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Take Slip·Feb 10, 2020·Who's Back
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1917 was a better movie than Parasite

I did like 1917 more, but Parasite was just as good. Like it was one of those—let the record show, 1917 was better.

Subjective movie opinion.

Roast

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Take Slip·Feb 10, 2020·Roast
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Russell Wilson looks like a baby caterpillar dipped in Vaseline in his latest photoshoot

[Russell Wilson] looks like a baby caterpillar, those fuzzy baby caterpillars dipped in Vaseline.

This is a descriptive insult, inherently subjective but widely agreed upon by the audience.
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Take Slip·Feb 10, 2020·Roast
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Tennessee will never be 'back'

Tennessee is like—no, it's not like... Tennessee will never be back, but we're not like threatened by Tennessee saying it. No, I love burnt orange.

Tennessee actually had a major resurgence in 2022 under Josh Heupel, reaching #1 in the CFP rankings, which arguably makes this incorrect.