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Scott Van Pelt, Jon Rahm Wins The Masters, NBA Regular Season Ends + UFC
Huge sports weekend and it starts with the Masters. Jon Rahm wins in an incredible performance and we’re sad about Brooks Sunday. Patrick Cantlay is still out there and Tiger looked old (-). We talk UFC, Odell to the Ravens and NBA regular season ending (-). Who’s back of the week including Harry Potter and Hockey Hank (-). Scott Van Pelt joins us from Augusta to talk about the weekend, Rahm’s performance, the Masters Groundscrew and tons more (-). We finish with the lottery ball and a new bet (-).
Recap
PFT CommenterA bomb disposal expert is the ideal person to be a golfer's mental coach
Having a bomb disposal, that's probably the best person in the world to talk to about remaining calm. Rom wanted to fix his temper because he has all these outbursts... and the bomb disposal guy was like, let's just not talk about golf. Let's just talk about your normal temper.
PFT CommenterI will drive my car into a ravine or off a cliff if Tiger Woods wins another Masters
I will drive my car into a ravine on purpose if Tiger Woods wins another Masters. I'm gonna go ahead and say there's no chance that Tiger wins another masters. If it means that Tiger wins another masters, I will, I will drive off a cliff.
Big CatIf you knock a fighter's dad out, you are allowed to mock that fighter's son
Israel Adesanya slept Pereira... then maybe like the most coldhearted move of all time mock Pereira's son who was crying watching his dad get knocked out. I loved it. I'll say it. I love it. I know that people will probably be like, oh that's fucked up. But... if you knock somebody's dad out, you're allowed to make fun of that person's son.
Big CatThe Dallas Mavericks made the correct decision to tank while still mathematically alive
The Mavs were still alive to make the playing game... and they're like, fuck it. We'd rather keep our own pick... I know that people are mad about the Mavs move, but if you're trying to keep your pick winning that game and potentially having a Hail Mary... and then having to win those games to get swept, like I'm not, if I were a Mavs fan, I'd be fine with it.
PFT CommenterKyrie Irving is getting better at breaking up franchises in record time
Kyrie skipped his exit interview with the Mavericks. Kyrie decided he was done with the season. So Kyrie kind of just congrats to Kyrie. He's getting better at breaking up franchises in record time.
PFT CommenterThe 2023 NBA postseason is Chris Paul's championship to lose
I still think that it's Chris Paul's. This is his postseason to lose. If he doesn't get a championship, it's like, what are you doing Chris Paul? This is the one time that you have.
Who Is Back
Interview
Scott Van PeltBrooks Koepka is officially back as a top-tier golfer
Is Brooks officially back? Is he back? Yes. A hundred percent. It was good to talk to him Friday... he's healthy and if he's healthy he's rom strong. Brooks is strong too, man. Unequivocally Brooks Koepka back.
Scott Van PeltThe chicken salad on wheat is the high-key veteran move at the Augusta media center
Chicken salad on wheat. Chicken salad on wheat is low-key, high-key the go-to. The vets know that. So go chicken salad on the Honey wheat... that's the one you want.
Lottery Ball
PFT CommenterI will get a tattoo of the lottery ball machine if Hank passes me in total wins by the end of the next football season
If Hank, what did you agree to? If you don't get the lottery ball before the end of next football season, I will get a tattoo of the lottery ball machine. But if I pass you in total victories by the end of next football season, you will get a lottery ball machine [tattoo].