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Steve-O, CFB On The Ropes And The PGA Championship

Monday, August 10, 202011 takes

College Football is officially on the ropes. We talk about the lack of a cool billionaire to come save the day really fucking sucks and why cancelling the CFB season may not be as smart as people think ( - ). PGA Champion Colin Morikawa turned a thrilling tourney into a cakewalk on the final 2 holes ( - ). Who’s back of the week ( - ). Steve-O joins the show to talk about his new special, Jackass, his favorite stunt, how stunts get assigned and how he can puke just from thinking about puking (.- ). Segments include hockey talk, this league, and Billy’s list

Recap

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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

The Big Ten will announce they are canceling the college football season on Monday

As we're sitting here right now, it feels like the Big Ten is going to announce that they're canceling on Monday. And then who knows what's gonna happen? Like I could still see the SEC being like fuck everyone were playing.

The Big Ten announced the postponement of the fall season on August 11, 2020.
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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

College football would happen if the NCAA paid the athletes and made them employees

This is the one sport where they don't pay their athletes and if they pay their athletes, I actually think it would happen. They wish it'd basically be like, hey, do you want to get paid? Okay... the problem is the NCAA will do everything including cancel a season before they pay their athlete.

This is a subjective labor theory, though history shows the NCAA fought pay until legally forced via NIL.
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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020
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Billy FootballBilly Football

One in 50 offensive linemen will die from a heart attack during a game

Billy told us a fact that one in 50 offensive linemen will die from a heart attack during a game which I don't know where he got that fact out of his ass literally just said that before the show.

There is no medical or historical data to support that 2% of all offensive linemen die of heart attacks during games.
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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Kirk Herbstreit and Chris Fowler on Monday Night Football will be phenomenal

One positive. Let's finish this with one positive Kirk Herbstreit, Chris Fowler on Monday Night Football will be phenomenal. They're a great Monday Night Football both they and they're going to call Monday night.

The duo called the first game of a Week 1 doubleheader and were generally well-received.
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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020
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Big CatBig Cat

Brooks Koepka was clearly injured at the PGA Championship and everyone mocking him should go fuck themselves

Brooks lost the course one. What the fuck do you want from us? Of course one this weekend. He didn't have he was hurt... if we were to make an excuse for Brooks, he was so clearly hurt and anyone who's talking bad about him right now can go fuck themselves.

Koepka did have knee and hip issues throughout 2020 that required surgery later, supporting the claim that he was physically compromised.

Interview

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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020
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Steve-OSteve-O

Jackass 4 will be a hit because the first week of production was explosive

We were one week into production where when she got shut down, but that's actually a good thing because that week was so barking explosive... in that one week we proved ourselves... now Paramount sees it like they're behind it... I'm like there's full confidence for me that it's going to be a hit.

Jackass Forever (2022) was a critical and commercial success, grossing over $80 million on a small budget.
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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020
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Steve-OSteve-O

The genius of Jackass is its wholesomeness and lack of mean-spiritedness toward third parties

There's also finally something I believe actually pretty wholesome about the fact that and there's nothing mean-spirited and what we're doing... we're Reckless or we do terrible things to ourselves and to each other, but we're never cruel to third parties or to anybody else. So, you know, It's weird to say Jackass is wholesome but I think it does apply.

While subjective, this is a widely held view among fans and critics of the franchise's longevity.
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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020
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Steve-OSteve-O

I didn't need drugs or alcohol to do stunts because I am just a sober attention whore

I just learned that you take away the drugs and the alcohol from the waste an attention whore and then you get a sober attention whore and that's like really that's all there is to it. I never took painkillers for pain and I never did stunts because I was loaded. I just am an attention whore.

This is a personal characterization of his own motivation.

This League

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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020·This League
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Big CatBig Cat

Draymond Green's $50,000 fine for recruiting Devin Booker was worth it

Draymond get fined $50,000 for saying Devin Booker needs to get out of the Phoenix on the set of TNT. Well, so people are saying that there shouldn't be these tampering laws anymore like $50,000 of Draymond Green is absolutely nothing. It's actually probably worth it In terms of just like the message that he was sending to Booker at that point.

The fine was real, the 'worth it' part is subjective, though the Warriors did not end up getting Booker.

Billy Deep Dive

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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020·Billy Deep Dive
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Billy FootballBilly Football

The seeds from China are 'murder gourds' designed to destroy American pumpkins and cancel Halloween

He planted him seeds and a gourd pops out. Personally I think that the gourd was... going to try to harm American gourds with some sort of disease or murder gourds. And guess what's a very American gourd? Pumpkin... trying to cancel Halloween exactly. Wow, and guess what? That's Because no pumpkin pie at Thanksgiving. Oh my gosh trickle down. Christmas gets ruined.

The seeds were later identified by the USDA as mostly common garden plants like mint, rosemary, and hibiscus, part of a 'brushing' scam, not a biological war on pumpkins.

Wrap Up

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Take Slip·Aug 10, 2020·Wrap Up
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Billy FootballBilly Football

I am going to make a comeback in football

I've actually been having very vivid dreams of playing football lately... I think I'm gonna make a comeback. I'm not sure how that's gonna happen. Anyway, love you guys.

Billy Football did return to the Williams College football team for the 2021 season.