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WWE Legend Kane, Russ Mic'd Up, And Baby Yoda

Wednesday, December 4, 201916 takes

We start the show with an explanation of Baby Yoda mania. (-) MNF clean up, Russ Wilson's MVP year and his awkward mic'd up. (-) Ron Rivera fired. (-) Hot Seat/Cool Throne including Big Cat actually believing the Bears can make the playoffs. (-) WWE Superstar and Mayor of Knox County, TN, Kane joins the show to talk about his career, burning Undertaker alive, working with Vince McMahon, and choke slamming people. (-) Segments include trouble in Paradise Cowboys, (::13-) Kickers Psychology Couch, (-) Just Chill Out Man Dabo Swinney, (-) and Guys on Chicks with a Bonus New Segment "We call Russillo and see what he's doing". (-)

WWE Legend Kane on Politics, The Undertaker, and Burnings

The show kicks off with a necessary deep dive into the Baby Yoda phenomenon that has taken over Disney+ and, more importantly, Russell Wilson’s Twitter feed. PFT is fully bought in on the little green guy, even if Big Cat is still trying to figure out if it's a Klingon or just a marketing ploy to drive social justice via memes.

Win
Dec 4, 2019
#14880
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Baby Yoda is the breakout star of The Mandalorian

Baby Yoda is the breakout star. It's basically the main character of the show, but he's electric. If you watch the show, he is so cute.

Baby Yoda (Grogu) became a massive cultural phenomenon and the face of the series.

Russell Wilson is Electric (and Corny)

Monday Night Football provided a perfect backdrop for the Russell Wilson MVP campaign. Big Cat points out that Russ is entering rarified air with his statistical consistency, yet we still have to listen to guys like Booger McFarland claim he's underrated.

Win
Dec 4, 2019
#27591
Big CatBig Cat

Russell Wilson is in elite company with eight straight 3,000-yard winning seasons

Russell Wilson... has eight seasons, eight straight seasons of 3,000 yards on a winning team. Only two other guys to do that in the history of football. I think Peyton Manning and Tom [Brady].

Russell Wilson did indeed start his career with 8 straight winning seasons of 3,000+ yards, joining Manning and Brady as the only ones to do it.

While the play on the field is undeniable, the mic'd up audio from the game was a different story. Between the endless "Let's Gos" and "Come ons," Russ proved once again that he might be the most wholesome, yet unintentionally awkward, superstar in the league.

Void
Dec 4, 2019
#14882
Big CatBig Cat

Russell Wilson is naturally corny, which makes his mic'd up segments awkward

For Russell Wilson, it's extra weird because I think that is his real conversation. I don't think they left anything on the cutting room floor. Like when Russell Wilson is mic'd up the editor who approves everything, he takes a night off... whatever he says it's going to be corny and it's going to work.

This has been a long-standing joke about Wilson's public persona.

PFT argues that the only people still hating on Russ are tucked away in the Bay Area, refusing to acknowledge the greatness because of the NFC West rivalry.

Win
Dec 4, 2019
#14881
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

No one actually underrates Russell Wilson except maybe 49ers fans

I think that no one really to this day underrates Russell Wilson with the possible exception of maybe... San Francisco 49ers fans. That's probably the only fan base that won't give Russell Wilson credit because with the exception of that one play in the Super Bowl, he's had an exceptional career.

Wilson was a consensus top-tier quarterback and MVP candidate in 2019.

Ron Rivera and the Bears' Delusion

Ron Rivera getting the axe in Carolina was the big news of the week. While it’s always a bummer to see a coach go, Big Cat looks at the bright side: Rivera gets to beat the holiday rush on the job market and maybe squeeze in a few rounds of golf while the weather still holds.

Win
Dec 4, 2019
#14883
Big CatBig Cat

Firing Ron Rivera in early December is actually a favor to him

Brutal to do it. And I know is—I just want to get this out. It's kind of sad. I disagree. I think this is a great time to get fired. If you're a head coach, you still have maybe one or two weekends of golfing weather down in North Carolina. You get a head start on the job market. Ron Rivera is not going to stay unemployed for long.

Rivera was hired by the Washington Football Team (now Commanders) less than a month later on January 1, 2020.

Speaking of coaches, the Hot Seat is currently occupied by "Suicidal Big Cat," who has spent way too much time on the ESPN Playoff Machine. Despite the math saying otherwise, he has fully convinced himself that the Monsters of the Midway are back in the hunt.

Loss
Big CatBig Cat

The Chicago Bears are definitely going to make the playoffs

The Bears are going to make the playoffs. So Thursday night tune in. If the Bears lose, devastation... my team is still alive, just say fuck it and let's just hope that the best thing possible happens because then at least you get to watch games that feel meaningful. I've convinced myself fully.

The Bears finished 8-8 and missed the playoffs in 2019.

The Big Red Machine in Studio

WWE Legend and current Mayor of Knox County, Glenn Jacobs—better known as Kane—joins the guys to talk about his new book and his transition from the ring to the mayor's office. He reflects on the legendary Kane vs. Undertaker storyline, which remains the gold standard for long-term storytelling in wrestling.

Void
Dec 4, 2019
#14885
KaneKane

The Kane vs Undertaker storyline is the best in WWE history

I agree with you. It was the best story WWE has ever done, not because of what I did but because they did such a great job telling it... four months before Kane ever debuted, you had Paul Bearer talking about it and you have all this backstory.

Inherently subjective, but widely considered one of the most iconic storylines in wrestling history.

Kane gives a fascinating look at the mental toll of being a WWE superstar. It’s not just about the physical stunts; it's about the multitasking required to cut a promo, hit your marks in a live match, and ensure everyone stays safe in a high-pressure environment.

Void
Dec 4, 2019
#27592
KaneKane

WWE performers are the only entertainers in the world required to multitask at such a high level

That's one of the biggest things that separates I think WWE from every other form of entertainment is one second you're doing a promo, the next thing you have a match, next you're doing something else... you're doing a stunt and you have to be able to keep all of that stuff in mind... I think we're the only entertainers in the world that have that sort of multitasking that is demanded of us.

This is a subjective comparison of entertainment mediums.

He also shares his thoughts on the greats of his era, specifically calling out two guys who had a unique ability to make the fans feel every single emotion during a match.

Void
Dec 4, 2019
#14886
KaneKane

Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan are the best performers at connecting with an audience

As far as connecting with the audience overall, Shawn Michaels and Daniel Bryan are the two best people that I've seen that can just like pull an audience in like no one else can do.

Subjective opinion from a professional peer.

Kicker Psychiatry and Dabo’s Disrespect

In a new segment of Kickers Psychiatry Couch, the guys try to figure out why NFL kickers have suddenly forgotten how to do their jobs. PFT has a theory that it all goes back to the lack of bullying in high school, leaving modern kickers too thin-skinned for the pressure of a Sunday afternoon.

Void
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The decline in bullying is making kickers mentally weak because they haven't learned to 'weather the storm'

I actually think that the decline in bullying is making high school kickers more mentally weak... They're not able to be bullied at a young age. Nature would say if you're a kicker, you should get bullied a little bit in high school. You should start to weather that storm that way when you get to the NFL where you're getting death threats by strangers online, it's not affecting you as much because you got shoved in a locker.

This is a satirical sociological claim that cannot be empirically verified.

Dabo Swinney also gets some heat for his recent comments. Despite Clemson being a juggernaut, Dabo is leaning into the "disrespect" narrative harder than ever, which Big Cat views as a pre-emptive strike against a hypothetical loss.

Win
Dec 4, 2019
#14893
Big CatBig Cat

Dabo Swinney is doing 'loser talk' by complaining about hypothetical playoff snubs

This is loser talk by Dabo Swinney because what he is doing is he is setting the table... for everyone to be like it's unfair that they're not in the college football playoff if they did happen to lose to Virginia. So he's just so far deep in his own mind of perceived hate that he's getting mad about an outcome that's not going to happen.

Clemson beat Virginia 62-17 and made the playoff, rendering the complaint moot.

We wrap things up with a high-stakes Guys on Chicks where Big Cat admits that a drunk cry is sometimes exactly what the doctor ordered, followed by a quick call to Ryan Russillo to confirm he still drives a Range Rover and spends his nights watching Orlando Magic tape.

Void
Big CatBig Cat

If you don't have a good cry every now and then, you're crazy

Listen, if you don't have a good cry every now and then... you're crazy. You gotta cry every now and then... Have I cried when I've been drunk? Hell yeah. I think probably the majority of times that I've cried in the last 10 years, I'd say like 50 to 60% have been while I'm drunk.

This is a subjective take on personal behavior and emotional health.

Just remember: if you’re going to pee outside with your dog, make sure you lift your leg to show him who the alpha is.

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Void
Dec 4, 2019
#27593
KaneKane

The Undertaker's WrestleMania streak should never have been broken

The streak was not something I think that was like some of those planned, right? It just kind of organically grew... that would have been in my opinion, that was one of those things that was part of WrestleMania... what they really wanted to see was just Undertaker 27 and 0. So yeah, I was pretty shocked by that.

This is a subjective opinion on creative booking in wrestling.
Loss
Dec 4, 2019
#14887
Big CatBig Cat

Jerry Jones keeps Jason Garrett around just so he has someone to lie about firing on the radio

Jerry Jones keeps him... because he loves going on the air and and lying that he will fire his coach... The more you keep people distracted from the real issues, probably the better overall you are if you have just a lot of skeletons in the closet.

Garrett was eventually fired at the end of the 2019 season.
Open
Dec 4, 2019
#14891
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

NFL kicking will improve in 10 years because kids are giving up on American soccer

In 10 years kicking will be back because they all be like 'we suck at soccer, I'm not playing soccer anymore.' The giving up of soccer... any kid with a giant leg right now is 'fuck this, get this futebol shit off my television.'

Outcome pending; 10 years from the episode would be late 2029.
Win
Big CatBig Cat

Clemson is a top-four team but it's fair to say they haven't played anyone

Clemson is a top four team in the country, Clemson might be the best team in the country. But at the same time they have played no one. Like it's okay to say that they've played no one yet they still are very very good.

Clemson finished the season 14-1, losing in the National Championship, proving they were indeed a top team despite the schedule concerns.

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