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HankHank

The Patriots will be the best team on this podcast

I think we're gonna be the best team on this podcast. I dunno if I've said that yet. [Better than] the Bucks, the Eagles and the Commanders.

The Patriots (14-3, Super Bowl) were the best team on the podcast vs Bucs (8-9), Eagles (11-6), Commanders (bad).

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Aug 11, 2025
#21328
Big CatBig Cat

CeeDee Lamb deserved to get run over.

CeeDee Lamb did deserve to get run over. Gotta have your head on a swivel.

This is a purely subjective and comedic opinion on a football play.
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Aug 11, 2025
#10418
MemesMemes

I'll defend Justin Fields until the Jets are mathematically eliminated

I'll defend Justin Fields until the jets are mathematically eliminated. [He's] gonna be good enough to win you some games.

Justin Fields is currently a backup/competitor on the Steelers; Memes is mistakenly (or sarcastically) referring to him on the Jets or confusing the roster. In real life, Fields is on the Steelers.
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Aug 11, 2025
#10419
MemesMemes

The Jets would be a playoff team if the season ended today

If the season ended today, [the Jets] would be a playoff team right now. Yes.

The season has not started, so there are no standings to determine playoff eligibility.

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HankHank

Fanatics and Nike failed American fans by not producing enough USA hockey jerseys after the gold medal win

My Hot Seat: Fanatics and Nike... They thought that Canada was gonna win the gold, so they just did not make enough USA jerseys. And so by the time USA won the gold, they were already sold out. It's disgusting. Drop the ball.

The inventory levels are fact-verifiable; if they were sold out immediately, the claim is correct.
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HankHank

Heat 2 will be a 'disgusting' (great) film starring Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio

My Cool Throne: Heat 2. Christian Bale. Leonardo DiCaprio. Disgusting film. Hell yes. I trust Jake Hamilton. He reported it. Christian Bale, Leo DiCaprio, Heat 2. I'm in. Awesome.

Casting rumors for Heat 2 are ongoing; if the film releases with these stars, it would be correct.
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HankHank

Jacob Bridgeman's wife is wrong; he is a better golfer than he is a person

Jacob Bridgeman... there was a clip on PGA tour posted from his wife that said he is a better person than he is a golfer. Not true. Not true, dude. You just won a PGA Tour tournament... You're a top 50 golfer alive right now. You're not top 50 human beings. Sorry buddy.

This is a subjective, comedic judgment of value.

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