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I will get my big toenails removed if Trevor Lawrence doesn't reach an AFC Championship on his rookie contract

I'm so confident that Trevor Lawrence isn't a bust. If they don't make the AFC Championship on his rookie contract, I will get... five years... I will go both of my big toenails removed.

Trevor Lawrence never made an AFC Championship Game during his rookie contract (2021-2024). Uncle Chaps' toenails are safe.

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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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HankHank

Tom Brady will sign a one-day contract to retire as a New England Patriot

He is going to New England. He is signing a one-day Patriot contract. There is going to be a ceremony.

Brady did not sign a one-day contract with the Patriots; he eventually un-retired and then retired 'for good' as a Buccaneer without a New England ceremony.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Tom Brady's retirement is a '3D chess' move to eventually return to the Patriots

Tom Brady unretires, comes back, plays for the Patriots, and that's why he's not thanking the Patriots yet... This is 3D chess. He's using this to go back to the Patriots because the Buccaneers, he doesn't think, can take him to another Super Bowl. But the Patriots could.

Brady did un-retire, but he returned to the Buccaneers, not the Patriots.
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Take Slip·Feb 2, 2022
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Big CatBig Cat

No starting quarterback will ever touch Tom Brady's record of seven Super Bowl wins

Seven Super Bowls will not — I'm going to safely — I really do not think that will be touched by a starting quarterback.

Patrick Mahomes has three as of 2024, but seven remains a distant and likely untouchable milestone for anyone else.

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Trevor Lawrence will win the NFL MVP this year

I think he's gonna, I'm gonna put a lot of money on him winning the MVP. God, yeah. 'cause the odds have gotta be insane. Right. And he's so good. And now having Calvin Ridley... The Jags might have across the board the best skill positions.

Trevor Lawrence did not win MVP in 2023; Lamar Jackson won the award. Lawrence had a statistically disappointing second half of the season.
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Uncle ChapsUncle Chaps

Trevor Lawrence sucks at throwing the deep ball

I don't think [Trevor Lawrence] sucks, but he definitely sucks throwing the deep ball, which makes him suck. And they don't really have anybody to catch it either... some of the throws that he's made when people are wide open... he just can't make 'em.

Lawrence's deep-ball accuracy remained a statistical point of contention throughout 2022, though he improved significantly in the second half of the season.
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Uncle ChapsUncle Chaps

Tim Tebow is a shysty guy who is all about himself

There could be a chance that Tebow is just a really shysty guy. It's all about himself.

A matter of opinion on a public figure's character.