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Apr 6, 2020·Who's Back
#12657
Big CatBig Cat

Internet 1.0 (less cynicism and sarcasm) is making a comeback

I'm bringing back internet 1.0... We're not trying to fuck with people were just being nice trying to signal boost all the artists out there... less sarcasm less cynicism in the internet and less like everything is the worst and we're all going to die.

OpinionMediaMild
The internet generally did not become less cynical; if anything, the polarized 2020s increased cynicism and sarcasm online.

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Apr 6, 2020
#12649
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

There has never been a better time to get a cold sore than during the quarantine

How about this for positivity? There's never been a better time to get a cold sore. I'm just saying that if you do get cold sores now is like you're hitting the lottery if you get one you don't have to go into work for a couple weeks, no one's ever going to know.

Hot TakeLifeHotSubjectiveSarcastic
This is a subjective humorous claim about the benefits of working from home with a facial blemish.
Loss
Apr 6, 2020
#12648
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA is definitely going to cancel the rest of the 2019-2020 season

I saw it briefly and scrolled right by it. And then this is the first time thinking about the fact that [Adrian Wojnarowski] kind of hinted that and NBA is definitely going to cancel the rest of the season.

PredictionBasketballMedium
The NBA season was not cancelled; it resumed in the 'Bubble' in Orlando in July 2020 to crown a champion.
Win
Apr 6, 2020
#12650
Big CatBig Cat

The NBA's proposed Horse tournament on Instagram Live is the most boring idea ever

Adam Silver is considering having the best players in League Play horse against each other live on Instagram, which is just sounds like the most boring idea of all... there's no way like horse is the fun game when you're like five years old... I would rather watch these players go through their regular work out.

OpinionBasketballMedium
The NBA Horse Challenge did happen on ESPN (not just IG) and was widely panned for poor production quality and being 'boring,' as Big Cat predicted.

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Feb 27, 2026
#20391
Big CatBig Cat

Betting the over on Alabama basketball is a cheat code

Alabama by the way is a cheat code if you want to get in on it. It's just betting their overs. They just never stopped missing. This has been like, oh, two weeks now they're over under for the first half was 45 and a half points last night. They scored 69 in the first half.

OpinionCBBMedium
The 'cheat code' status of a team's over is based on a specific run of games; eventually, Vegas adjusts the lines.
Win
Feb 27, 2026·Fyre Fest
#20399
Big CatBig Cat

I am offering a $10,000 bounty to find the UNC staffer who punched a Duke staffer

I will not sleep until we find this UNC staffer who punched one of your guys... Let's put a bounty on it. I will offer $5,000. [PFT]: I'll match. [Big Cat]: $10,000 if anyone can find the UNC person who punched a Duke staffer after the game. $10,000 cash. Give us the footage leading to their arrest.

Fact ClaimCBBHot
The bounty itself is a factual offer made by the hosts.
Void
Feb 25, 2026
#20258
Big CatBig Cat

Tua Tagovailoa's market value is non-existent relative to his contract

Everything's on the table for the Dolphins. Tua could be a fullback. What would you... What do you think the Dolphins would say yes to for a trade for Tua? Like a sixth round pick for Tua? A jugs machine? I don't know what the hell would Tua's market be?

OpinionFootballHotSubjectiveSarcastic
The Dolphins' internal view on 'everything being on the table' is a subjective claim about team strategy.