The Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl again this year

I keep going back to just, the Chiefs are gonna win it all again. I think, I feel like this is all leading towards the same conclusion. I think I'm gonna pick the Chiefs... I don't know what's gonna stop 'em.

Kyle Shanahan taking Jimmy Garoppolo to a Super Bowl is more impressive than actually winning a Super Bowl

Kyle Shanahan, he took Jimmy G to a Super Bowl. That actually might be bigger than a Super Bowl. Yeah. That might be more impressive than a Super Bowl.

Robert Saleh would have been fired by now if he weren't bald

I'll take Robert Saleh. Robert Saleh bald head. I think Robert Saleh would've been fired if he didn't have a bald head. I think If you had hair, he would've already been fired. I think the bald head, you just see it and it's like power. Is it too intimidating? It's shiny. Bald, yeah. I just think there's something about him. The aura.

Polar bears are not mindless killing machines

The goal is to show people that they [polar bears] aren't mindless killing machines... they are really cool animals. The goal is to be not interactive 'cause we don't wanna disturb them, but close enough in proximity to show, like, look at this, these giant white bears, they know we're here. They're choosing not to kill us or eat us.

Pandas are dumb as shit and terrible parents

Pandas. They're dumb as shit. They will hand you, you could google this, if you go to a panda in captivity and it has a baby... and you put out an apple, it will hand you its baby and take the apple. Swear to God, nobody talks about this. They're dumb as shit. They're mean, they're terrible parents. Bad moms.