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Fred SmootFred Smoot

Pumpkins are useless food that only hippos and squirrels actually enjoy

I got a vendetta against everything pumpkin... nobody likes pumpkins, we're just forced to do a lot of stuff that we just forced to do as human beings... The only animal [that eats it] is the hippopotamus and squirrels.

His claim that nobody likes them is hyperbole, making it subjective food commentary.

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Sep 19, 2025
#15352
Big CatBig Cat

The Buffalo Bills are currently in a mode where they can casually beat teams by 10 points without playing perfectly

It does feel like the Bills are in that mode, that they don't have to play perfect. And they can still, they can still just kind of like casually beat you by 10 points.

The Bills did start 3-0 and were dominant in several early games, though they had lulls later in the season.
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Sep 19, 2025
#15353
Big CatBig Cat

I'm officially declaring that tits are back and the era of the 'ass boys' is over

I said, tits are back. I said, the, the ass, the the ass boys had their little run, but tits are all the way back. And people were like, bro, you're fucking 50 and you're talking about this, like, yeah. That's awesome.

This is entirely a matter of aesthetic preference and cultural vibes, which are inherently subjective.
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Sep 19, 2025·Picks
#29596
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Titans head coach Brian Callahan is destined to be another forgettable name in the franchise's coaching history

The Titans, they're starting the conversation regarding their head coach because he falls firmly into the Ken Whisenhunt, Mike Malarkey pantheon of kind of forgettable guys that have coached the Titans over the years.

Brian Callahan was fired after just one season in 2025, confirming PFT's suspicion that he wouldn't last or leave a mark.

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Fred SmootFred Smoot

The Miami Dolphins culture is currently falling apart from the inside

That apple was rotting before it hit the ground. It feel like that house is just falling apart. You go into survival mode. Everybody in the building goes into survival mode... It's like jumping overboard. They like let the kids and the children go first. I gotta go too.

The Dolphins' season spiraled into a 4-13 finish with multiple staff changes, confirming the internal collapse Smoot predicted.
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Fred SmootFred Smoot

The Commanders are legitimate Super Bowl contenders this season

No, we thinking Super Bowl. It's been generations since we could think Super Bowl and just to be in that window to think Super Bowl is a privilege... Congratulations to the team by the way. We moving back to the nation's capital.

The Commanders did not make the Super Bowl in 2025, though they did make the playoffs.
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Fred SmootFred Smoot

The Indianapolis Colts are a legitimately good team without a clear-cut weakness right now

The Colts have really jumped off the screen. Like even if they had lost a game, I'd still be like, that's a good football team. Yep. That's a legit good football team.

The Colts were a competitive playoff contender throughout the season, validating Smoot's positive assessment.

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