I completely bombed my stand-up comedy set
It was just, it was all downhill. I knew it was bad. My dad texted me after he just said, 'you okay'. I was, I was like, I'm, I was like, I'm fine... but even if I prepped a year, you can't, you can't teach public speaking.
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View episodeThe NFL is better when the Patriots are losing
I'm sorry to get right into it about the Patriots, but I do wanna say the NFL is better when the Patriots are losing. I'm not kidding. Think about this season and how exciting it's been. How many ups and downs... when the Patriots aren't in play, it's just more fun. It's wide open.
Mike McDaniel will become annoying if the Dolphins don't win soon
Is Coach McDaniel annoying? [Big Cat: Not annoying.] If they don't win next year. Yes. Annoying. Umm. You don't think the, the, the pants, the, the, the Kop pants are like a little... the sunglasses all the time is a little bit much for me.
Taylor Swift should have dated someone on the Panthers to learn that life isn't that easy
I don't wanna say anything negative about Taylor Swift, but that that just, it it, it's unfair that Taylor Swift was basically introduced to the NFL this year. And she's already in the Super Bowl... she should have dated someone on like the Panthers. Yeah. Go to Bank of America Stadium Week 16. That's a fact. I wanna see David Tepper pouring a drink on her.
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View profileThe Jets fleeced the Titans in the Andre Sweat for Jermaine Johnson trade
I think the Jets fleece the Titans. I think it's a win-win, win-win win plus for the Jets. I'll say win plus... So they traded for Andre Sweat. He has two years left on his contract. Jermaine Johnson only had one year left on his contract. That's the plus... And that's the reason why you traded Jermaine Johnson because he was on the last year of his rookie deal.
Jets owner Woody Johnson is a failure who needs to go
Woody Johnson just, you know, he's gotta go... He's in the [Epstein] files. Yeah, he's in them... Everything they do is lose so you gotta take stuff away.
The Ravens will trade Lamar Jackson to the Jets this offseason
I spoke it into existence... Good organization, they think their guy's over the hump might have injuries. Send him to a bad organization who's needy, haven't made the playoffs in 15 years, has a lot of draft capital. Oh my God, that'd be so sick.