Cleaning your ass with a showerhead and a towel is a valid solution when you run out of TP while moving
I sat down and started taking a shit and realized there was no toilet paper. And so I just took a shower... I didn't have anything. I just literally got in the shower or like wipe my ass and then got out... I used the towel and I threw away the towel.
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