Big Cat and PFT are just little intern peons — Hank is the real boss
Hank is the boss, people. Jake is the boss. These two are just a little intern peons. And I'm talking to these guys.
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Secretariat is the greatest of all time
Secretariat. Well, exactly. Secretariat. It's got to be. American Pharaoh. It has to be Secretariat.
Super Bowl 55 is a game where you should hammer the live over and the live underdog
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He's going to beat you? Yes. Would you like to put a side bet on that? ... Five grand that I beat him easily. ... If he runs from me, I'm not going to chase him.
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How about if I fight all three of you tomorrow? At the same time. But we do MMA. How's that?
Everyone in their mid-30s should be on steroids/testosterone therapy
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