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Kurt Warner, Jose Canseco, and Super Bowl 55 Predictions
It is finally Super Bowl weekend, but before we get to Tampa, we have the most anticipated event in the history of West Virginia: Rough and Rowdy 13. Big Cat and PFT are live from the arena in Charlestown, and the energy is electric because Billy Football is hours away from stepping into the ring against a literal genetic freak.
Prop Bets and GOAT Debates
Big Cat and PFT started by sifting through the Barstool Sportsbook to find the most degen-friendly ways to enjoy Sunday's game. PFT is already looking past the game and into the history books. If Tom Brady secures ring number seven, the Jordan comparisons aren't just barbershop talk anymore.
PFT CommenterIf Tom Brady wins a 7th Super Bowl, he is officially the greatest athlete of all time over Michael Jordan
If Tom Brady wins the Super Bowl, is he then the greatest GOAT of all time? ... they're saying, like, that would put him over Jordan. And I do think that that counts.
While the GOAT debate usually centers on humans, PFT reminded everyone that the real greatest of all time doesn't wear sneakers or cleats.
PFT CommenterSecretariat is the greatest of all time
Secretariat. Well, exactly. Secretariat. It's got to be. American Pharaoh. It has to be Secretariat.
As for the actual gambling, Big Cat is eyeing a very specific prop for Brady. He thinks the goat will move the ball, but he’s also expecting at least one pass to go to the wrong team.
Big CatSuper Bowl 55 is a game where you should hammer the live over and the live underdog
I'm going to bet the over, but this is definitely a game, most Super Bowls are like this, where the first quarter is a little bit slow. This is a live, hammer the live over game. It also is, I have the Chiefs, but if the Bucs go up or the Chiefs go up early, I think it's going to be somewhat of a close game at the end... so it's also hammer the live underdog game.
And because we are creatures of habit and rhyme, PFT is sticking with the golden rule of the Super Bowl coin toss.
PFT CommenterThere will be over three and a half field goals in Super Bowl 55
I'm taking the over for field goals. Over three and a half field goals.
Not everyone is on the Chiefs, though. Hank is so confident in the Buccaneers that he’s putting his entire life savings on the line. He even brought out the lucky vest to prove he’s serious.
Big CatI'm betting the over on a half-interception for Tom Brady in the Super Bowl
Tom Brady over a half of an interception. So he's got to throw one. I think he's going to throw – I think Tom Brady's going to play well, but I also think he's going to take his shots.
Kurt Warner Breaks Down the Game
Hall of Famer Kurt Warner joined the show to give a masterclass in quarterback play. He shared a wild story about how a literal spider bite in Jamaica kept him from ever suiting up for the Chicago Bears, which Big Cat took with his usual level of grace. When it comes to the matchup on Sunday, Warner thinks the speed of the Kansas City defense is being overlooked.
PFT CommenterTails never fails on the Super Bowl coin toss
I usually go with tails never fails. ... It's tails. I'm betting tails. There you go. Tails never fails.
Warner also settled a long-standing debate about the "Greatest Show on Turf" Rams. While Big Cat tried to argue for Orlando Pace, Kurt went with the guy who made every linebacker's life a living hell.
PFT CommenterThe Gatorade dumped on the winning coach of Super Bowl 55 will be orange
I'm hearing orange. My sources have told me orange... I'm hammering orange.
Despite the Tom Brady factor, Warner isn't expecting a nail-biter. He’s calling for a blowout in favor of Patrick Mahomes and company.
HankI am betting the biggest bet of my life on the Buccaneers to win the Super Bowl
You're going biggest bet of your life on the Bucs responsibly? Yep. I packed the vest. That's all you need to know. ... The man of vests is in the building.
The Jose Canseco Experience
Things got extremely weird when Jose Canseco sat down. Within seconds, he was trying to bet Big Cat half a million dollars and calling everyone in the room a punk. He’s clearly not worried about an intern who spends his days researching frogs and high-T diets.
PFT CommenterThe National Anthem for Super Bowl 55 will go over the allotted time
I'm betting the over on [the National Anthem]. If you bet the under, then that's very anti-patriotic. You're a terrorist if you bet the under in the National Anthem.
Jose wasn't just there to talk about the fight; he wanted to flex his intellectual superiority. When PFT tried to needle him, Jose shut down the conversation with an all-time elite dismissal.
Kurt WarnerThe Chiefs defense has the advantage over the Buccaneers in the Super Bowl because of their speed
I'm going to say the Chiefs defense. ... very few defenses are going to be as fast as this Chiefs offense. ... I think the Chiefs defensive backs match up better from an athletic standpoint against these Bucs receivers. ... I give the slight advantage to the Chiefs because of complexity and because of who they're facing.
Canseco’s beef wasn’t just with Billy. He’s still carrying a massive torch for Alex Rodriguez, whom he repeatedly referred to as a liar and a scumbag. He’s so desperate to get A-Rod in the ring that he offered a deal that would make any promoter's head spin.
Jose CansecoI'll fight all three of you tomorrow at the same time — MMA rules
How about if I fight all three of you tomorrow? At the same time. But we do MMA. How's that?
Between claims of being a genetic freak and explaining that he knows more about science than actual doctors, Jose managed to insult every single person on the crew, eventually determining that Hank is the only person worth respecting.
Jose CansecoI'm a six-four, 270-pound genetic freak — women want to breed with me just for the kids
She wanted to have, you know, my daughter's supermodel. So I breed super kids, obviously. I'm six foot four, 270 pound super athlete. So I'm a genetic freak. So I have, I've had plenty of women wanted to breed with me just for the kids.
Billy's Final Pump Up
To wrap things up, Billy Football gave his final words before the biggest night of his life. Despite Jose’s size and the fact that he’s been on "testosterone therapy" since the late 80s, Billy is entering a state of pure psychosis. He’s not just looking for a win; he’s looking for total dominance.
Jose CansecoI ran a 4.29 40-yard dash back in my prime
I ran a 4.29 40. That's 30 years ago.
Billy also managed to squeeze in one last insane conspiracy theory during Fyre Fest, proving that no matter how much training he does, his brain is still operating on a completely different frequency than the rest of humanity.
Jose CansecoI shot my own finger off because I was cleaning four guns at once
Cleaning four guns at once. Very quickly.
Go buy the pay-per-view at BuyRNR.com and watch our intern try to survive a 270-pound man who cleans four guns at the same time.
