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Dan MarinoDan Marino

I don't know who Marlins Man is

I don't know him, but now it hit me.

The most famous person in Miami sports did not know the second most famous person in Miami sports.

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Feb 1, 2019
#3038
PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

The NBA purposefully tried to cuck the NFL during Super Bowl week

I saw somebody tweet something out like, I've scored the first four days of Super Bowl week as 10-8, 10-9, 10-8, 10-9 in favor of the NBA... This is our week, NBA. You sons of bitches, NBA. You did it again.

The NBA frequently dominates the news cycle with trades during Super Bowl week, specifically the Porzingis trade in 2019.
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Feb 1, 2019
#3040
Big CatBig Cat

The Rams are impossible to bet against because it is a Wade Phillips 'Dad Game'

Wade Phillips dedicates one game a year to his late father, Bum Phillips. The Rams, or sorry, Wade Phillips' team's defenses, 7-0 in Bum Phillips' dedicated games. ... I don't know how you can bet against the Rams now. It's a dad game.

The Rams lost 13-3, failing to win the 'Dad Game'.
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Feb 1, 2019
#3042
Big CatBig Cat

The NFL is running a 'long con' with referee John Perry to make the Patriots win

In Rams games, [John Perry is] 7-0. In Patriots Super Bowls, Patriots are 0-1. So is this also an NFL long con where they planted John Perry in 2007 to basically ref for a decade-plus and be really biased towards the Rams so that everyone would be like, oh, the Rams are going to win this because the NFL is corrupt. Oh, switcheroo, the Patriots won.

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While meant sarcastically, the Patriots did indeed win the game, 'correcting' the referee trend Big Cat mentioned.

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Dan MarinoDan Marino

I've never done an interview in the back of a van

I've never done an interview in the back of a van, but that's cool.

Hall of Fame quarterbacks are not typically interviewed in vans.
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Dan MarinoDan Marino

I guess 'pure passer' means I throw better than anybody? I guess?

Yeah. I guess I throw better than anybody. You got that spiral? How's that? Yeah, I guess. Got that nice, tight, tight spiral? I guess that's what it's supposed to mean.

Dan Marino does throw better than anybody. He guessed correctly.
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Dan MarinoDan Marino

I would throw for 6,000 yards and 60 touchdowns in today's NFL

So I'm going to just say I would carve it up. Throw for 6,000, you know, 60 touchdowns and have fun, especially with my guys like Duper and Clayton... and there was no bubble screens. Pass interference was like a different monster back then too.

Purely hypothetical, cannot be proven or disproven.

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