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Alex CarusoAlex Caruso

The average person has zero chance of recording five rebounds in an NBA game, even if offered $10 million to do so.

You could give you $10 million right now... or you had to go get like five rebounds in the NBA game for like $10 million. And people are like, I think I could do it. You couldn't, bro... I'm six five and somewhat athletic and like pretty heady... I average like three and a half rebounds at night... you're not getting five.

While it can't be scientifically proven without a trial, Caruso is an expert in NBA physics and his logic that he (a pro) only gets ~4 per game makes the claim highly plausible.

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Apr 5, 2024
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PFT CommenterPFT Commenter

Danny Hurley likely delayed UConn's flight on purpose to create motivation

It wouldn't shock me if Danny Hurley actually, oh, delayed that flight. Oh. yeah. False flag. So therefore he could complain about this. They, but whatever it is, they've got motivation.

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While UConn won the championship (proving the 'motivation' worked), there is no evidence Hurley actually sabotaged his own team's travel.
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Apr 5, 2024
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Big CatBig Cat

Vivek Ranadivé is a hypocrite for helping the A's move to Sacramento after buying the Kings specifically to prevent them from being relocated.

Vivec, the owner of the Kings total scumbag as well, because he bought the Kings to keep the kings in Sacramento, which was admirable move. And now he's just basically laundering The A's for them... He also had a quote, Vivek, 'When I bought the Kings, I said that Sacramento would never play second fiddle to any other city.' That makes no sense. You're literally playing second fiddle to Las Vegas... total bullshit.

Whether one is a hypocrite or a 'scumbag' is inherently subjective, though Big Cat points to a direct contradiction in Vivek's past actions and current statements.
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Apr 5, 2024
#20062
Big CatBig Cat

I will pay for John Fisher's hair restoration if he appears on the podcast

John Fisher because you're a bald fuck. Big Cat will pay for your hair restoration for one appearance on Pardon My Take. Because he is bald. Take it. You bald bitch.

The offer stands as a satirical challenge, but Fisher never appeared on the show.

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Alex CarusoAlex Caruso

The Indiana Pacers were a physical and sneaky aggressive defensive team in the 2025 playoffs

I knew what it was going to be like Indiana, we knew how fast they were going to play and they were sneaky, aggressive defensively through the playoffs and nobody was really talking about it. But they were really physical.

Reflects the actual style of play in the series referenced.
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Alex CarusoAlex Caruso

An elite athlete from the NFL could play 12 minutes in the NBA based on size and dunks alone

There's certain athletes Yeah. That could just find minutes in the NBA. 'cause like there's guys in the league that can't shoot or like can't do stuff, but they can rebound the hell outta the ball and they like dunk and put it like, you can play 12 minutes in the NBA if you're a good enough athlete.

This is a theoretical opinion on athletic crossover.
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Alex CarusoAlex Caruso

Nikola Jokic is immovable and possesses the strength of an NFL offensive tackle

the dude is like, he's like offensive tackle strong. Like, he's like immovable, right? And then he doesn't like make these super aggressive moves to get into the post. He just like takes, takes a foot bumps you, takes another foot bumps you.

Expert opinion from an active NBA player.

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