Water polo is the worst sport to participate in because you spend the whole time trying to drown each other
Water polo... why let's play keep away while we try to drown each other? No thanks. Treading water the whole time, you gotta be dealing with the worst cramps in the world. I can't imagine just having people just grab you try to hold you under water.
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