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Peter Weber is not cut out for the bright lights of being The Bachelor

Pete's acting like a mopey little bitch. ... He's crying over the fact that these girls... He can't handle the drama. He doesn't want any of the smoke. But he also signed up to be The Bachelor. He's not cut out for the bright lights.

This is a subjective critique of a reality TV participant.

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Jan 22, 2020
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Kyle Shanahan's offense is built so he can't forget to run the football

I think, luckily, the way this offense [the 49ers] is built, [Kyle Shanahan] has made it impossible for him to forget to run the football. He's taken that out of his own hands.

In Super Bowl LIV, the 49ers famously moved away from the run game in the fourth quarter while leading, which contributed to their collapse against the Chiefs.
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Jan 22, 2020
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Andy Reid is a Hall of Famer even if he loses Super Bowl LIV

Is he a Hall of Famer if he loses? [Big Cat] Yes. [PFT Commenter] I think he is too.

Andy Reid was eventually inducted into the Hall of Fame, but even in 2020, his resume was considered elite.
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Jan 22, 2020
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Andy Reid is a better coach than Bill Cowher

If Bill Cowher's in the fucking Hall of Fame, Andy Reid should be in the Hall of Fame. Andy Reid's way better of a coach than Bill Cowher. I'm sorry, but that's a fact.

Subjective comparison of coaching careers.

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HankHank

Fanatics and Nike failed American fans by not producing enough USA hockey jerseys after the gold medal win

My Hot Seat: Fanatics and Nike... They thought that Canada was gonna win the gold, so they just did not make enough USA jerseys. And so by the time USA won the gold, they were already sold out. It's disgusting. Drop the ball.

The inventory levels are fact-verifiable; if they were sold out immediately, the claim is correct.
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Heat 2 will be a 'disgusting' (great) film starring Christian Bale and Leonardo DiCaprio

My Cool Throne: Heat 2. Christian Bale. Leonardo DiCaprio. Disgusting film. Hell yes. I trust Jake Hamilton. He reported it. Christian Bale, Leo DiCaprio, Heat 2. I'm in. Awesome.

Casting rumors for Heat 2 are ongoing; if the film releases with these stars, it would be correct.
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HankHank

Jacob Bridgeman's wife is wrong; he is a better golfer than he is a person

Jacob Bridgeman... there was a clip on PGA tour posted from his wife that said he is a better person than he is a golfer. Not true. Not true, dude. You just won a PGA Tour tournament... You're a top 50 golfer alive right now. You're not top 50 human beings. Sorry buddy.

This is a subjective, comedic judgment of value.

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