Asparagus is poison and green vegetables are generally bad for you
Asparagus is poison. Green vegetables are poison... It's the worst vegetable. Like asparagus is disgusting. And then you eat it and your body's like, yo, dude, just a reminder what you just ate. That was really disgusting. Here's some disgusting piss.
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Crying blood or bleeding from the ear makes a football player look more badass
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Jonathan Quinn is the worst quarterback to ever play more than one game in the NFL
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I think the Bears are gonna win. I do not think they're gonna score 59 points. I do think they're gonna win.