Jared Goff will be the next NFL player to record 400 or more passing yards in a game

I'm going to go with the next player to record 400 plus pass yards in a game. I'm taking Jared Goff. They're plus 1100. I don't think it matters what their schedule is. No, not for a guy like Jared Goff.

Jaxon Smith-Njigba will lead the NFL in receiving yards after the first three games of the season

Jaxon Smith-Njigba to lead the league in receiving yards after three games. I think Game one against the Patriots at home, national audience, big stage... then week two against the Cardinals and then week three against the Commanders. If their defense is half as bad as it was when they played last year, then he will probably have a pretty decent game.

Matthew Stafford will win the NFL MVP award in 2026

I would like to go with Matthew Stafford for MVP. Personally, I have a little Stafford fatigue, but maybe not for the league. So I'm just going with Stafford.

The Falcons will finish the 2026 season with fewer than 7.5 wins

I'm gonna take the Falcons under seven and a half wins. I'm gonna take under seven and a half. I again, long term I'm in on the Falcons and Stefanski, they just need to get a quarterback.

The NFL's Pro Bowl has essentially been dead in hospice care for a decade, so its official cancellation isn't sad

My initial take was, I feel nothing. ... The Pro Bowl used to actually be something good and fun. But for the last 10 years, the Pro Bowl has been in hospice care, eating applesauce. ... It's been dead. We just haven't said goodbye. So when it actually happened, I had no tears left to cry for the Pro Bowl.

Iconic rivalries like the Bears and Packers should never have alternate jerseys.

The Bears playing the Packers... it doesn't need a new jersey. That rivalry does not need a new jersey. Agreed. They have jerseys that are iconic and have history. You do not have to rethink the wheel. I am just... it's not even that I think these are so horrific. It's more just I'm tired of new jerseys.