Hard Knocks kind of sucks now

Hard knocks kind of sucks now, but that doesn't matter. It doesn't matter at all. It was great to see football is a hundred percent back.

Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

I have a take, I think Super Bowl rings have gotten too big. Like too big. You can't even wear that. It's pretty much a glove. I would rather have a Super Bowl ring that's really cool that you could wear all the time versus something that is... it's like a Nintendo Switch on their finger.

Aaron Nola is statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball and not a major league pitcher right now

We still right now have Aaron Nola pitching in the playoffs as our fourth starter who is not a major league pitcher right now. He is not a capable playoff pitcher. He's statistically like, he's statistically the worst starting pitcher in baseball right now.

Super Bowl rings have gotten too big and are unwearable

I have a take, I think Super Bowl rings have gotten too big. Like too big. You can't even wear that. It's pretty much a glove. I would rather have a Super Bowl ring that's really cool that you could wear all the time versus something that is... it's like a Nintendo Switch on their finger.

Bruce Levine calling the Cubs' front office 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' sparked them to go all-in at the trade deadline

I actually do think that Bruce Levine sending the tweet 'Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum' started a chain of events that the Cubs went and went all in for this trade deadline. They're like, we better do something. We better actually make the people happy.

I would take Tyler Shough over almost every other quarterback in his tier

Tyler Shough was 26th. I'd take him over almost everyone in front of him. Like in that tier. Maybe not Bo Nix.